Funny Pictures XIII: The chain mails of tomorrow, today!

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beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

# ? Aug 19, 2013 22:26

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:30

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

beato posted:

There's a new Beatles movie coming out?

# ? Aug 19, 2013 22:31

Talorat: Sep 18, 2007; Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

There's a new Beatles movie coming out?

You take that back right loving now.

# ? Aug 19, 2013 22:39

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

There's a new Beatles movie coming out?

# ? Aug 19, 2013 22:44

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Talorat posted:

You take that back right loving now.

Yeah, there were only four spunk trumpets in the Beatles!

(God bless Pete Best)

# ? Aug 19, 2013 22:57

Fozaldo: Apr 18, 2004; Serenity Now. Serenity Now.

Talorat posted:

You take that back right loving now.

Oh that's right, it loving hurts doesn't it? It's like death, you are far better off embracing the truth than fighting it.

# ? Aug 19, 2013 23:07

doug fuckey: Jun 7, 2007; hella greenbacks

A dumb joke, but maybe people really don't understand the massive collaborative effort radio-pop is, involving teams of writers numbering into the hundreds across continents.

# ? Aug 19, 2013 23:10

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Phy posted:

Yeah, there were only four spunk trumpets in the Beatles!

(God bless Pete Best)

Maybe it's counting Yoko somehow

# ? Aug 20, 2013 00:20

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Everyone knows Brian Epstein was the fifth Beatle. Or is he the Simon Cowell in this situation?

# ? Aug 20, 2013 00:21

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Crow Jane posted:

Everyone knows Brian Epstein was the fifth Beatle. Or is he the Simon Cowell in this situation?

George ~~R. R.~~ Martin is Simon.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 01:18

Kitten Head Ridge: Apr 3, 2009; It is surprising how much space is needed to 'swing a cat'!

With the exception of "Let It Be," The Beatles films' were scripted, not documentaries. Though, even with "Let It Be" it didn't follow the sort of format a lot of these teeny-bopper popstar films' have and is it's really a stretch to call it a documentary. It is mainly a bunch of footage of The Beatles working in the recording studio and having an improv rooftop concert at the end of the film. A lot of pop singer documentaries have the members talking about their childhood and people who most other people don't give a poo poo about, smoothly edited concert footage, and soundbites from producers, managers, and fans--all tied together with a cheesy narrator.

:goonsay:

So, yeah, your joke sucked for other reasons than the obvious ones, too. :smugbert:

Dusseldorf posted:

George ~~R. R.~~ Martin is Simon.

I know that Simon Cowell is a television producer, but does he actually do any production work on music? I thought he was a music executive.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 01:27

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

big business sloth posted:

A dumb joke, but maybe people really don't understand the massive collaborative effort radio-pop is, involving teams of writers numbering into the hundreds across continents.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 01:56

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Kitten Head Ridge posted:

I know that Simon Cowell is a television producer, but does he actually do any production work on music? I thought he was a music executive.

Pretty sure at some point he was in A&R.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 01:57

bitchymcjones: Mar 23, 2006; Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!

Captain Trips posted:

This one kills me because they didn't even put the entire Beyonce song on there.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 02:26

Nitrox: Jul 5, 2002

bitchymcjones posted:

This one kills me because they didn't even put the entire Beyonce song on there.

I had to look it up, but holy poo poo, how misleading.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 03:03

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Those kinds of images are meant to annoy, not inform. They work, obviously.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 03:06

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

If I defend Beyonce from jpegs maybe she'll sleep with me.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 04:00

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

DrBouvenstein posted:

# ? Aug 20, 2013 04:06

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 04:15

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

Gann Jerrod posted:

Slogra, is that you?

# ? Aug 20, 2013 05:21

Aericura: Jun 12, 2003; I will eat your soul.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 07:02

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

poptart_fairy posted:

If I defend Beyonce from jpegs maybe she'll sleep with me.

"The only reason to defend a female artist (or any woman) is for the possibility of sexual gratification"

# ? Aug 20, 2013 07:04

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Gann Jerrod posted:

# ? Aug 20, 2013 08:07

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

cheerfullydrab posted:

# ? Aug 20, 2013 09:07

Polybious: Aug 13, 2013; by Y Kant Ozma Post

poptart_fairy posted:

If I defend Beyonce from jpegs maybe she'll sleep with me.

Its called creating "range" for your forums brand. You cant just like Power Metal.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 11:07

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

trapped mouse posted:

"The only reason to defend a female artist (or any woman) is for the possibility of sexual gratification"

That's basically how evolution works.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 11:59

Lucy Heartfilia: May 31, 2012

FogHelmut posted:

That's basically how evolution works.

A common misconception of the principle of evolution is that every behavior an organism exhibits has to be directly linked to survival and reproduction.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 12:07

Lincoln: May 12, 2007; Ladies.

Soulex posted:

It ismessentiallymfree advertising.

Count Fenring?

# ? Aug 20, 2013 12:17

Millions of Crows: Mar 31, 2010; take a look overhead

horriblePencilist posted:

I couldn't pick just one post, so here's all of them.

I found the very best one:

# ? Aug 20, 2013 12:27

Lazlow: Nov 30, 2004

# ? Aug 20, 2013 15:34

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Taken at my sister-in-law's wedding:

for crude chalk dicks: http://imgur.com/k4nsQ9K

# ? Aug 20, 2013 17:04

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Lazlow posted:

Great, now I have the Canyonero song stuck in my head.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 17:08

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

A common misconception of the principle of evolution is that every behavior an organism exhibits has to be directly linked to survival and reproduction.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 18:20

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Taken at my sister-in-law's wedding:

for crude chalk dicks: http://imgur.com/k4nsQ9K

Am I missing something here, wouldn't that be your brother's wedding?

# ? Aug 20, 2013 19:07

PatrickBateman: Jul 26, 2007

Dusseldorf posted:

Great, now I have the Canyonero song stuck in my head.

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

# ? Aug 20, 2013 19:08

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

fermun posted:

Am I missing something here, wouldn't that be your brother's wedding?

If Ricky is married to Hilary and Hilary's sister marries some random person it would just be his sister-in-law's wedding.

# ? Aug 20, 2013 19:11

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

PatrickBateman posted:

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Top of the line in utility sports
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

# ? Aug 20, 2013 19:53

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Captain Trips posted:

Top of the line in utility sports
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

Goes real slow when you hammer it down,
Kentucky fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyoneeeeeeroooooo!

I work at the Simpsons ride, I hear that song 100 times a day :negative:

# ? Aug 20, 2013 19:54

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

A common misconception of the principle of evolution is that every behavior an organism exhibits has to be directly linked to survival and reproduction.

it's totally..

.. right?

# ? Aug 20, 2013 20:02

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:30

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Super Waffle posted:

Goes real slow when you hammer it down,
Kentucky fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyoneeeeeeroooooo!

I work at the Simpsons ride, I hear that song 100 times a day

You think you'd know the words better by now.

Goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.

:colbert:

# ? Aug 20, 2013 20:02

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