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bpc908 posted:Transitions are loving useful. Makes it so I don't have to carry sunglasses. If you defend Transition lenses you have to post yourself wearing transition lenses.
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Aug 22, 2013 02:53
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Feels like a good rule. DionysisTheBold posted:
You know, if you're gonna try to do a purple fedora I guess it helps to be black, but when so much else is wrong...
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Aug 22, 2013 03:00
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Transitions are fine, just two things: -So many nerds wear them, and they never go outside, so what's the point? -They look really terrible in photos. Seeing some goon squinting through them on a a bright day with pasty skin doesn't really help.
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Aug 22, 2013 03:09
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DionysisTheBold posted:
Saints Row, bitches. Seriously, this guy looks like a SR2 player character, down to the crooked hat and all of his clothes being purple. poo poo's uncanny.
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Aug 22, 2013 03:17
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Plan Z posted:Transitions are fine N. Senada posted:If you defend Transition lenses you have to post yourself wearing transition lenses. 
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Aug 22, 2013 03:17
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DionysisTheBold posted:Yes, here you go: Fantastic, thank you.
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Aug 22, 2013 03:18
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Djeser posted:Convenient things often look awkward. It'd be super convenient for me to walk around in sweatpants, flip flops, and a raggedy old wifebeater tank top. No way... If so, that's really unfortunate.
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Aug 22, 2013 03:34
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I don't know if this has been posted yet, but it's one of my favorite videos ever. Warning - nightmares. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOHZT7rOKo8
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Aug 22, 2013 03:38
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VoidBurger posted:I don't know if this has been posted yet, but it's one of my favorite videos ever. Warning - nightmares. I think I need some  to calm down after watching that.
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Aug 22, 2013 03:40
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DionysisTheBold posted:
It's like he walked into a costume store and said, "Give me every purple item of clothing you have."
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Aug 22, 2013 03:54
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VoidBurger posted:I don't know if this has been posted yet, but it's one of my favorite videos ever. Warning - nightmares. I made it to 49 seconds. I'm already loopy on cold medicine, I shudder to think about the nightmares I'm going to have. The voice, oh god.
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Aug 22, 2013 04:00
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VoidBurger posted:I don't know if this has been posted yet, but it's one of my favorite videos ever. Warning - nightmares. I never make it through this thread's videos, but I got to the end of this one. Thank you for introducing me to the Spirit Cat fetish community, would you happen to have any more resources?
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Aug 22, 2013 04:22
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Plan Z posted:I never make it through this thread's videos, but I got to the end of this one. Thank you for introducing me to the Spirit Cat fetish community, would you happen to have any more resources? That lady's channel has a bunch of totally bonkers poo poo on it, but I haven't had the fortitude to really delve into the abyss.
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Aug 22, 2013 04:27
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VoidBurger posted:That lady's channel has a bunch of totally bonkers poo poo on it, but I haven't had the fortitude to really delve into the abyss. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUB3i3uC_3E I bet if you synched all of her stuff together, it'd make a pretty sick Nine Inch Nails video.
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Aug 22, 2013 04:45
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I would like to introduce you all to Brendan Mitchell, aka wetmovie1.  I stumbled upon this guy by subscribing to a movie reviewer by the name of Shawn C. Phillips on YouTube, who is pretty awkward but actually seems like a super friendly, nice guy, and his videos just have a really positive energy to them. On paper he fits this thread, but it's hard for me to feel any sort of ill will towards him, really. Brendan Mitchell (a friend of Shawn's who has his own channel) on the other hand...the only way I can think to describe him is that he's like an amalgamation of every single awkward person ever posted in this thread mixed with the obnoxious personality of Gorgeous George. Let's just run down the list here. He's well into his thirties and lives with his mom, and in the years I've been subscribed to him (I know, I know), he has shown absolutely no intention of even considering finding his own place. And if you're wondering why that is, well, half of the content of his YouTube channel involves him going to various stores and "Hoarding up" on DVDs. That's what his videos are called: Hoarding Up. Brendan works at a Blockbuster which apparently is still open. I've never worked at one myself, but I can't imagine the pay being great. Meanwhile, the average Hoarding Up video features him spending literally hundreds of dollars on DVDs, and half the time, it's useless poo poo he clearly doesn't need, like Roseanne the Complete 5th Season or Soul Surfer on blu-ray. But that all applies to Shawn C. Phillips too. What really makes Brendan a candidate for this thread is his awkward as gently caress personality. This guy is absolutely convinced he is a WWE personality, and that his schtick is so god drat funny he can't believe he doesn't have his own show already. Let's lay down a few examples: Here's a classic where Brendan documents his night of going out to get food with his mom, who is clearly sick of his poo poo. All the while he is trying so hard to be funny, constantly yelling and being WACKY and laughing at his own jokes. He also constantly talks about wanting to get drunk and asking his mom if they can get drunk later. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5PCka4KSmg Speaking of which, here's him on New Year's Eve home alone with his mom pretending to be drunk and not really knowing how people act when they're drunk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEQFf4w-s-Q Can you believe how wild and crazy this guy is? I mean just look at some of these thumbnails!         In addition to the nasty rear end facial hair which, since he always has the camera on himself from a few inches away, we have the joy of seeing in extreme closeup, he also constantly wears baggy rear end shirts which sag all around him and make his disgusting as gently caress chest hair stick out of the neck of the shirt. He seems to be obsessed with how fat he is, too...he always seems to refer to himself as a "fat man," like "you know us fat guys gotta eat am I right?" when going to get fast food or some poo poo. Some of the videos feature a "friend" of his Gabriel, and I have never before seen a more stunning case of repressed sexuality. Literally about 90% of their comments to each other involve them joking around about having gay sex. Seriously, they are in public in these videos making jokes about sucking each other's dicks. I had one video in mind as an example but it's really hard to find poo poo on his channel, but here's a random video with Gabriel where they make a joke about gay sex within the first 40 seconds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjGqU-WWhWk Some of these videos with Gabriel are called Out and About, and thankfully, there is an Out and about : The Movie! Yes, this would be a feature length movie which is just Brendan walking around with Gabriel, except this time they go to Vegas! This poo poo was actually sold on DVD for about $30 if I recall correctly. Presumably nobody loving bought it because within a few months it was stuck up on YouTube on his official channel. And finally...here's Brendan walking around a furniture store singing with his big rear end cargo pants and tucked in oversized t-shirt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6yNIjJo_rc
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Aug 22, 2013 04:48
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Ughhhh those teeth are a goddamn nightmare.
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Aug 22, 2013 04:58
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Jesus gently caress, how do his bones not break under the weight of his fat whenever he walks around?
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Aug 22, 2013 05:03
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Is there something wrong with that guy? Like mentally? His videos make me sad 
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oldpainless posted:Is there something wrong with that guy? Like mentally? I'm guessing he's just really throwing all that he has into the Youtube thing. It is a lot more sad than anything else.
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Mr. Boogie posted:I would like to introduce you all to Brendan Mitchell This a goldmine. The Las Vegas video is a slog, but so often it is incredible. The constant "joking" about prostitution is terribly sad. E. 
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Aug 22, 2013 05:44
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Maurice Moss, the morning after he accidentally stumbles into a Prince concert.
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Aug 22, 2013 06:01
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Does she whistle Dixie in the fashion of Le Pétomane?
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Aug 22, 2013 06:06
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I just can't get enough.
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I received a promo for a band, for review, and this is what they sent as one of the band pictures The gut/crotch (grotch?) on that dude... EDIT: I have a question about hats. Here in the Netherlands I don't see them so much as nerdy things, but rather as a jock/douchebag accessory (i.e. they don't aim for "class", m'lady, but rather for Justin Timberlake). Is it a regional thing, or do US goons just pick the nerd fedora users and ignore the douches?
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Aug 22, 2013 09:46
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New fun thing to look for instead of fedoras and transitions. How many wrist bands are in that picture? I believe we can count humungous watch bands as well. I'm up to 9, but can't see one forearm, the assumption is his entire right arm is covered in wrist bands
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Aug 22, 2013 09:53
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So when did Larry The Cable Guy start playing in a metal band? I love how he looks like some band was taking a promo shot and he just wandered in and shoved himself into the photo. That nerd on the back is pretty awkward too. I counted 12 wrist thingamajicks + one elbowpad(?) Robohobobro has a new favorite as of 10:08 on Aug 22, 2013 |
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Aug 22, 2013 10:04
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 One of my friends just shared this with me. It's like an anti-matter resume, when ever it touches a job offer it annihilates it.
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Aug 22, 2013 10:07
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:
This is the part where I say "This has got to be a joke" but then I look at the effort put into it and the specifics it drops. 
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Aug 22, 2013 10:11
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VoidBurger posted:I don't know if this has been posted yet, but it's one of my favorite videos ever. Warning - nightmares. I love how cats have Southern USA accents
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Aug 22, 2013 10:42
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KakerMix posted:This is the part where I say "This has got to be a joke" but then I look at the effort put into it and the specifics it drops. They have to read your resume and take it seriously because that's their job you guys, they couldn't just throw it away, that's not their job 
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Aug 22, 2013 10:46
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:
Welp, there's my Two Minutes Hate for today.
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Aug 22, 2013 10:51
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:
Who would you hire, this guy or the girl with the Zelda/fantasy resume? 
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Aug 22, 2013 10:54
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Twat McTwatterson posted:Who would you hire, this guy or the girl with the Zelda/fantasy resume? Zelda girl, because despite being pretty awkward at least it doesn't say poo poo like "everypony" in it.
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Aug 22, 2013 10:58
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Twat McTwatterson posted:Who would you hire, this guy or the girl with the Zelda/fantasy resume? Pony guy, at least he has qualifications, whereas from what I remember Zelda girl's qualifications are basically "I'm a geek and I like things".
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:
What amuses me is that he has a great GPA and qualifications and experience but because he's completely socially braindead no one he sends that to is going to actually read them. I mean, maybe someone might glance at them as the resume is being passed around the office to be ridiculed. But at that point it's much too late. Only one chance for a first impression and all that. BattleMaster has a new favorite as of 11:30 on Aug 22, 2013 |
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Aug 22, 2013 11:28
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:
Just think - if the bronies grow up and infiltrate industry enough, this is the only way people will be able to get jobs in the future.
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BattleMaster posted:What amuses me is that he has a great GPA and qualifications and experience but because he's completely socially braindead no one he sends that to is going to actually read them. I mean, maybe someone might glance at them as the resume is being passed around the office to be ridiculed. But at that point it's much too late. Only one chance for a first impression and all that. Seriously, your qualifications don't mean poo poo if you have no social skills.
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