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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Autechresaint posted:

I was trying to see if there was any follow up, but apparently the dude offed himself in prison.
http://www.texasoutdoorcommunity.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=42707

That's not the awkward/ugly/gross part to me though:
“He was looking forward to seeing his two little kids (ages 6 and 8) next week during visitation,” she said."

Were they centaurs?

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Dude, Christine Love's probably laughing at you, not with you.



(And no, I've checked, he doesn't have the achievement)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

At least it's a standing desk.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

PaganGoatPants posted:

At least it's a standing desk.

It's the only thing healthy and well-adjusted in the photo.



"So, if you had to narrow it down to your 9 favorite makes of car, what would they be?"

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

:nws: MSPaint porn

http://i.imgur.com/O2g3zq9.jpg

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

canyoneer posted:

It's the only thing healthy and well-adjusted in the photo.



"So, if you had to narrow it down to your 9 favorite makes of car, what would they be?"

All that and no Mercedes logo? For shame.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Khazar-khum posted:

Every brony now has a strange boner.

I like that they pretend they aren't just straight-up gross furries.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
I went to high school with this guy. He is a 20-year old short, skinny gun nut.


Edit: timg'd because it might be too big

Male Tiers has a new favorite as of 00:15 on Aug 27, 2013

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Why does he have anime eyes?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Is he even a human being?

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Why do people get photos with Hooters waitresses anyways? They're waitresses. They bring you your food.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Mustang posted:

Why do people get photos with Hooters waitresses anyways? They're waitresses. They bring you your food.

You don't think interacting with women is a milestone worthy of photographic evidence?

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

appropriatemetaphor posted:

You don't think interacting with women is a milestone worthy of photographic evidence?

Only reason I got facebook.

5 years now and still no luck :(

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008

by Ralp

nerdz posted:

This seriously reads like something docevil would write for a frontpage article.

Unfunny and hamfisted...?

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
Okay I don't have any pictures to post right now, but my girlfriend (a photographer) was hired to shoot a wedding for two nerds who just proudly announced on Facebook that their wedding song was going to be something from an RPG Maker game.

I'm going to feed this thread for weeks.

e: The guy, at least, is in his 30s.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
Jesus, music from some hokey rpg game? Is the champagne going to be replaced with chalices of mountain dew too?


Ulfhednar
Dec 16, 2006
Blood for the Blood God!

canyoneer posted:

It's the only thing healthy and well-adjusted in the photo.



"So, if you had to narrow it down to your 9 favorite makes of car, what would they be?"

I like how you can date his original tattoo to somewhere in the mid 90s due to his outdated Mazda logo.

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Fingerless Gloves posted:



He hasn't changed at all :allears:

I've never heard of this guy, but at least the art is decent.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



What's the catch here? I want a hot tub.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Glasgow Kiss posted:

Jesus, music from some hokey rpg game? Is the champagne going to be replaced with chalices of mountain dew too?




Hoverhand in full effect.

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

Glasgow Kiss posted:

Jesus, music from some hokey rpg game? Is the champagne going to be replaced with chalices of mountain dew too?

No, it's RPG Maker, which means they'll be paper cups loaded with Diet Mountain Lightning.

Krispy Kareem posted:

I've never heard of this guy, but at least the art is decent.

You could also argue that Mallard Fillmore is pretty well drawn too.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro



Is this what they refer to as 'Foxconn'?

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Mustang posted:

Why do people get photos with Hooters waitresses anyways? They're waitresses. They bring you your food.

My local bar is a Tilted Kilt, and generally it boils down to "You're really hot".

You'd generally expect the type mentioned in this thread to want pictures, but anecdotally it tends to be older guys who want them. Hell I've seen times where the wife wants her husband to have a photo with their server.

MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 03:45 on Aug 27, 2013

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR ENVIRONMENT
IF YOU SEE ME POSTING OUTSIDE OF THE AUSPOL THREAD PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M MISSED AND TO START POSTING AGAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T--vAWgklI

A Pokemon marriage proposal

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

MisterBibs posted:

My local bar is a Tilted Kilt, and generally it boils down to "You're really hot".

You'd generally expect the type mentioned in this thread to want pictures, but anecdotally it tends to be older guys who want them. Hell I've seen times where the wife wants her husband to have a photo with their server.

I don't know about yours, but the waitresses at my Tilted Kilt (Myrtle Beach) are dressed borderline indecently. Like if I was drunk enough when I went in I might mistake it for a gentleman's club.

Also the food and beer selection is pretty great, I don't even care if it's a chain.

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

Glasgow Kiss posted:

Jesus, music from some hokey rpg game? Is the champagne going to be replaced with chalices of mountain dew too?




Man, I have that shirt and now I'll forever be ashamed to wear it.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Rujo King posted:

You could also argue that Mallard Fillmore is pretty well drawn too.

Holy Antisemitism, Batman!

Valtaherra
Feb 23, 2007

It's a personal pineapple

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

Man, I have that shirt and now I'll forever be ashamed to wear it.

Only now?

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



fullroundaction posted:

I don't know about yours, but the waitresses at my Tilted Kilt (Myrtle Beach) are dressed borderline indecently. Like if I was drunk enough when I went in I might mistake it for a gentleman's club.

Also the food and beer selection is pretty great, I don't even care if it's a chain.

Yeah, they're all like that, pretty specifically to attract the kind of older guy who thinks getting photos with college age waitresses isn't awkward, ugly, or gross.

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

Yes. The tri-snake-thing is a neat design :colbert:

VidaGrey
Mar 19, 2009

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.

fullroundaction posted:

I don't know about yours, but the waitresses at my Tilted Kilt (Myrtle Beach) are dressed borderline indecently. Like if I was drunk enough when I went in I might mistake it for a gentleman's club.

Also the food and beer selection is pretty great, I don't even care if it's a chain.

I actually hate their outfits. They fit the women really awkwardly and give them this awful muffin top no matter what their weight. They would be super cute if the skirts came up higher but instead they all look so uncomfortable. Also, the food is just fried grease here.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

fullroundaction posted:

I don't know about yours, but the waitresses at my Tilted Kilt (Myrtle Beach) are dressed borderline indecently. Like if I was drunk enough when I went in I might mistake it for a gentleman's club.

Also the food and beer selection is pretty great, I don't even care if it's a chain.

The uniforms are the same everywhere, I'm reasonably sure. That said, I've heard uniform horror stories of women having to be turned away because while the uniform covered everything that had to, it only barely did.

From what I understand, they've got multiple sizes of everything. I bet the manager at your place just throws the smallest stuff at the ladies. (Or they do that themselves, which should also be the manager's concern)

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I'd say Mallard Fillmore definitely qualifies as awkward and ugly, at least in the "ugly human being" sense.

For instance, here's a parody of Mallard Fillmore that Jon Stewart included in his book:



Naturally, Bruce Tinsley didn't want anyone to think that strip was real, so how to go about righting this wrong? By calling Jon Stewart a pedophile, of course!



Hey, do you know what else is hilarious, guys? Eating disorders!!




Also this gem



According to an interview that's on YouTube somewhere, Tinsley claims that it takes "80-90 hours of research" (aka :tinsley:) a week for him to poo poo out these beauties.

Nikaer Drekin has a new favorite as of 04:41 on Aug 27, 2013

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Not to defend the guy, but if you hadn't told me it was a fake, I wouldn't have known it.

(So I'm clear, I mean purely on drawing style, not opinion or content.)

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
That's because you're not seeing it in its original context: in the middle of a book of satire.

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FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
Isn't there another parody that's just the duck screaming "LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS!!" or something?

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