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vaginal culture posted:Is there a video of all jozys touches from the last game like there was for the first? He's so bad. Here's one i found. It doesn't show everything though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNRXTS55nY
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ozmunkeh posted:Here's one i found. It doesn't show everything though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNRXTS55nY lmao
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The Natch posted:Reminder that I, The Natch, said Jozy would score 0 goals all season first in a bold prediction and he wont score any all season (because he's poo poo). Actually I was first "The Natch," if that even is your real name
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I'd like to change my prediction of the number of goals Jozy will score to 1776 in honor of the greatest country on Earth
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angered paedophile posted:I'd like to change my prediction of the number of goals Jozy will score to 1776 in honor of the greatest country on Earth kronenbourg ftw
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angered paedophile posted:I'd like to change my prediction of the number of goals Jozy will score to 1776 in honor of the greatest country on Earth I grant this request.
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angered paedophile posted:I'd like to change my prediction of the number of goals Jozy will score to 1776 in honor of the greatest country on Earth I'm keeping mine at 0 in honour of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
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Aug 26, 2013 18:56
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looking at jozy play i think his problem might be that if anything he hits the ball a bit too well.
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Ponce de Le0n posted:looking at jozy play i think his problem might be that if anything he hits the ball a bit too well. lol Where's shinroller on the graph though? -10%?
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Ponce de Le0n posted:looking at jozy play i think his problem might be that if anything he hits the ball a bit too well. love this graph. unrelated to jozy but this might be the final piece of the puzzle that lets me predict with unerring accuracy the Next Goal Meffod (unrelated to jozy because there won't be a Next Goal lol suck it up non-competitiveailures)
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Aug 26, 2013 21:22
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i find the best goals fall between "drilled" and "rifled"
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Aug 26, 2013 21:28
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Whats the ideal wellness for an upper 90 strike?
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vaginal culture posted:Whats the ideal wellness for an upper 90 strike? Hammered imo
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Aug 26, 2013 21:30
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I'm personally a big fan of the slotted finish.
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Carrier posted:I'm personally a big fan of the slotted finish. So is your mother.
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vaginal culture posted:So is your mother. My mother isn't really a big football fan, though I think anyone can appreciate a nice goal.
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Has Jozy scored yet? I know a lot of people are a bit down on him but I still think realistically he will score about 7-8 goals this season. Maybe 6 or 9. So that's my prediction.
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Scuffs are clearly the best goals. Like that time Paul Scholes completely whiffed a volley against City (I think it was?) and scored with his standing leg somehow.
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Aug 27, 2013 09:45
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Most of Uniteds goals against City in the past couple of years have been scuffed or shinned.
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For Jozy Altidore to score 8 goals, as predicted by me, he has to score 1 goal every 4.75 games. As you can see for Jozy's current goalscoring form, he is still on track to fulfill my prediction; having 2.75 games to score one goal.
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The Mash posted:Scuffs are clearly the best goals. Like that time Paul Scholes completely whiffed a volley against City (I think it was?) and scored with his standing leg somehow. Also John O'shea in the Champions League.
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Olewithmilk posted:For Jozy Altidore to score 8 goals, as predicted by me, he has to score 1 goal every 4.75 games. As you can see for Jozy's current goalscoring form, he is still on track to fulfill my prediction; having 2.75 games to score one goal. Jozy is actually on pace to score Zero goals and be a huge garbageman
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He's a big lad. Big and poo poo.
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Aug 27, 2013 17:40
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I know they won't count for this all important competition, but does anyone think Jozy might bag a couple tonight against MK Dons?
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Let's check the Jozy-O-Meter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08
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Blue Screen Error posted:I know they won't count for this all important competition, but does anyone think Jozy might bag a couple tonight against MK Dons? The only bagging he'll be doing is at the supermarket
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Blue Screen Error posted:I know they won't count for this all important competition, but does anyone think Jozy might bag a couple tonight against MK Dons? He might satisfy his hunger for goals at MC Donalds haha cause he is fat
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Jozy eats the pain away.
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If Jozy doesn't score against MK Dons I would like to hear the mental gymnastics his supporters will go through to rationalise his poo poo play.
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oh em gee bee ess posted:If Jozy doesn't score against MK Dons I would like to hear the mental gymnastics his supporters will go through to rationalise his poo poo play. Hes an avid Wimbledon hater
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oh em gee bee ess posted:If Jozy doesn't score against MK Dons I would like to hear the mental gymnastics his supporters will go through to rationalise his poo poo play. Well you see Jozy is on an island
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Aug 27, 2013 18:02
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Hope he doesn't score just for the new American Sunderland fans' posts on whatever that forum is called. It's great fun.
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Aug 27, 2013 18:03
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Jozy will win the golden boot
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jyrka posted:Hope he doesn't score just for the new American Sunderland fans' posts on whatever that forum is called. It's great fun. That you do. Consider yourself lucky. We American fans are going to put Sunderland on the map or else it will be going to back just 4 of you in an empty stadium.
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Lets check the original altimeter™ (patent pending) yep still at zero ----------------
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Sabermetrics Shack Update at Hull, Jozy played in One match in the prestigious Capital One's. He scored One goal, against Southend United in a 3-1 win. He was dropped for the next round, on account of his dogshit Barclay's form, and Hull were duly eliminated. From this we can learn that Jozy has a 100% Strike Rate in the Capital One's, and that his selection is the deciding factor in whether his team progress or not. If Jozy is selected tonight, he WILL score and Sunderland WILL progress. If he is not selected, Sunderland WILL be eliminated by the storied football franchise that is The Milton Keynes. Hard statistical evidence doesn't lie
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He's just scored against the might Milton Keynes Dons as Sunderland look set to tumble out the league cup.
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At least this whole situation has validated my life decision of not watching the weak rear end crap pussy Dutch league ever.
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Brave Jozy scores to spur Sunderland on to a historic cup win against the MK Dons
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Does this mean it's okay to post about Jozy in the USMNT thread again?
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