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appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Rujo King posted:

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's really just a fancy kind of violin with four extra strings.


But this guy looks pretty pissed off:


Sorry to burst your bubble but this is the only hard anger I know:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZbp4bXuEG8

:nws: for some boobs and butts and singing about fjords and a woman wanting to "pick an apple" or something.

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Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Mustang posted:

I've had friends that use EBT and they had no problem buying healthy food with it. People just need to stop buying all the chips, sodas and pizzas and poo poo.

I feel bad for the kids that grow up with obese parents that buy nothing but junk food though, they're pretty much dooming their kids to a life of obesity as well.
I was never on ebt, but when I broke college student I had to quit eating chips and soda because I couldn't afford that poo poo. I don't even know the price of soda these days, but I remember a 6 pack being 3-4 dollars that is close to the price of a whole chicken.

The_Dude
Aug 28, 2005
STUPID
DICK
Can we talk more about diet and nutrition in this the PYF Awkward and Ugly thread?

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


The_Dude posted:

Can we talk more about diet and nutrition in this the PYF Awkward and Ugly thread?

Unless it counts as fat shaming, right?

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

Kheldragar posted:

Unless it counts as fat shaming, right?

Well here's what showed up when I did a GIS for "very fat woman waiting in line at grocery store".

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
After the last page, that lady looks downright svelte. I mean, you can actually tell she has a skeleton.

ALEX TRILLTON
Sep 9, 2011

IF I'M EVER A DICK ON THE INTERNET, TELL PAULSEPHIROTH'S MOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mFgea_L0tI
These guys are two local metalheads who decided to try making "dance"/"techno" music. As you can tell, they really understand how to get the party jumping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2010UoVV-o
I'm not sure if this is serious or not but it's wonderful.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr. Mallory posted:

Those are absolutely hideous.

How does it feel to be so very very wrong

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Shwqa posted:

I was never on ebt, but when I broke college student I had to quit eating chips and soda because I couldn't afford that poo poo. I don't even know the price of soda these days, but I remember a 6 pack being 3-4 dollars that is close to the price of a whole chicken.

The best diet I have ever been on was when I was on EBT because my girlfriend lost her job. We got more money from the government for food than we were comfortable spending when we both worked and the amount of fresh food we could buy was staggering. Anyone on EBT who only buys junk is a loving idiot and needs a slap across their giant face.

Themata
Dec 10, 2011

If you want a pizza this pie
You can crust that
I won't cheese on you
Dance on the groove flour
And I'll give you a disco-unt

M_Sinistrari posted:

Depending on location, EBT can cover items you wouldn't think it would like up in Alaska, it will cover bow and arrows for hunting.

That sounds pretty awesome (in theory). :tfrxmas:



I think this counts as being pretty awkward:

http://super-smash-bros.wikia.com/wiki/Tier#Controversy_over_tier_lists_and_their_existence

I guess combining the fact that wikis are supposed to be 'unbiased' along with whoever writing this obviously going :arghfist::spergin: over those drat casuals who won't acknowledge the complexity of their VIDEO GAMES, it at least counts for awkward text.

Best part:

quote:

For this, the scene has been unreasonably and illogically called derogatory names and been made fun of in general by ignorant people who are unable to come up with arguments disproving the existence of tiers, so instead, they try to make fun of tiers so they don't appear to be wrong.

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

ALEX TRILLTON posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mFgea_L0tI
These guys are two local metalheads who decided to try making "dance"/"techno" music. As you can tell, they really understand how to get the party jumping.
They would have been pretty popular in late 90's England.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK4E5QIN0qY
This is a much better example of their awkward though. At one point the bass and the synth are playing in what sounds like both different keys and rhythms. They also appear to have ripped off the vocal melody of the hook from Ultra Nate's 'Free'

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
Enough fat chat. Medical horrors don't fit the theme of this thread.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

She's like a human popcorn

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Pretty face though

TheFatTubist
Feb 2, 2007


Thanks to watching the half ton son documentary, when I see that all I can imagine is the view of her trying to heft her weight into place with rocking and shoving motions with the awkwardness in question jiggling and heaving. Ugh.

For content, I'm watching MST3k tonight, and this dude stars:

"It's like a catcher's mitt with eyes!"


Robert Z'Dar. I thought it was makeup/prosthesis at first...

Nope!




Made a film career out of it, though... more than I could say for myself, that's for sure.

ZombieGravy
Feb 5, 2008

Spotted these people in Forbidden Planet.





They were jumping about and going "squee!" and stuff while in the shop.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


rocketpig posted:

They were jumping about and going "squee!" and stuff while in the shop.

...wait, jumping up and down and making guinea pig sounds? Or actually saying "squeeeee!" If it's the latter, then holy poo poo.
I'm sorry you had to experience that.

There's a gaming store (D&D and card games, mainly) nearby. In the same strip mall, there's a sword/armor store. I'm tempted to go in and just record everything I see, BBC nature documentary style. It could be the next "Gorillas in the Mist."

Ditto the sad-looking comic book shop if I were driving in the opposite direction. Plus, there's a bar next door. The purpose of visiting there is twofold:
1.) Drink something strong to bleach my brain.
2.) Observe PUA in their natural habitat.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

For some reason, American Psycho's Cara Seymour in 300-pounds of fat makeup popped into my head.



EDIT: Okay, like 450 pounds of fat makeup.

ZombieGravy
Feb 5, 2008

Missing Name posted:

...wait, jumping up and down and making guinea pig sounds? Or actually saying "squeeeee!" If it's the latter, then holy poo poo.
I'm sorry you had to experience that.

There's a gaming store (D&D and card games, mainly) nearby. In the same strip mall, there's a sword/armor store. I'm tempted to go in and just record everything I see, BBC nature documentary style. It could be the next "Gorillas in the Mist."

Ditto the sad-looking comic book shop if I were driving in the opposite direction. Plus, there's a bar next door. The purpose of visiting there is twofold:
1.) Drink something strong to bleach my brain.
2.) Observe PUA in their natural habitat.

It was the latter :gonk:

It's still kinda strange seeing them in the wild. Also, I noticed a section for MLP in the shop that wasn't there before. I'm scared and confused :(

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
People who actually say "Squee" in real life are the loving worst. It's a giant glowing warning sign that you're in for "OMG, so ran-dum!" and a lack of personal physical boundries.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
Glompers are worse. No, seriously, loving glomping. gently caress the retarded idiot who made that a thing.

Nothing is worse than getting tackled by an obese manchild.

meataidstheft
Jul 31, 2005

Yous a lady Skwisgaar!

Glasgow Kiss posted:

Glompers are worse. No, seriously, loving glomping. gently caress the retarded idiot who made that a thing.

Nothing is worse than getting tackled by an obese manchild.

Nor is it fun to have a lanky mass of elbows and greasy hair smacking into your back.


In summary, being playfully 'tackled' by awkward people is a nightmare.

midwifecrisis
Jul 5, 2005

oh, have I got some GREAT news for you!

You know, between the subject, the location, the weird ladder, the lighting, and especially the font, I'm just not sure what amuses me most about this image.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
For me, its her shadow

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Conquistador posted:

Pretty face though

Impossible to tell.

Right now she looks like a thumb hit by Homer Simpson's make-up gun.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



Put your thumb over her shirt/head and you probably couldn't even tell it was human body if you hadn't seen the whole picture first..

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

I'm 21, from western Massachusetts. Fat, feminist, artist [..] these are non-sexualized images of me being awesome and appreciating my body


quote:

I'm a cosplayer, gamer, X-Files fanatic and Whovian - but also a femme fatshionista who bakes and writes and is engaged
"I sometime dress like a prebubescent girl from a loving anime, define myself around lovely shows, but I also eat stuff and have opinions !"

edit: and wtf does "femme" means, femme is French for "women", is she more women than women who don't dress in black and white stripes ? Or is it sexual identity bullshit ?

unpacked robinhood has a new favorite as of 09:09 on Sep 1, 2013

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

NESguerilla posted:

Put your thumb over her shirt/head and you probably couldn't even tell it was human body if you hadn't seen the whole picture first..

Grei Skuring
Sep 12, 2011

:norway::thumbsup:


You know, I sometimes wonder why I do these things. Photoshop seems to have done a great job on this one.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005




Grei Skuring posted:



You know, I sometimes wonder why I do these things. Photoshop seems to have done a great job on this one.


Did you just leak a still from the new Aphex Twin video? :filez:

veni veni veni has a new favorite as of 09:35 on Sep 1, 2013

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



unpacked robinhood posted:



I'm 21, from western Massachusetts. Fat, feminist, artist [..] these are non-sexualized images of me being awesome and appreciating my body

Making non-sexualized pictures of yourself sure is easy when you weigh a 150kg.

Fantastisk
May 19, 2011

After a long night of hooking, trade didn't like the session, so he had gutted me and set me on fire, but, you know, I didn't die. I had crystallized, and now I'm a glamazon bitch ready for the runway.

unpacked robinhood posted:

edit: and wtf does "femme" means, femme is French for "women", is she more women than women who don't dress in black and white stripes ? Or is it sexual identity bullshit ?

I think it's mostly used to describe a feminine lesbian (as opposed to butch), and genderqueer people who present in a feminine way.

A search for femme on tumblr brings up a bunch of lesbians, lesbian porn, and these people:





Also, loads of pictures of naked old women :gonk:

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
easy pickings















All from my favorite site for readily accessible awkward, http://loldutchpeople.nl/

I'm not Dutch by the way

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




What the gently caress

I don't even care if it's some kind of statement, there is no way your natural eyebrows look worse than this.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
It's not a photo but it's still pretty awkward:

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

In an alternate universe, Billy Ray Cyrus was a roofing contractor and encouraged Miley to go to community college and study art.

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Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

cyberia posted:

It's not a photo but it's still pretty awkward:



That's just every Darren Hayman song in existence.

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