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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

Someone should ask him how many goals he will score in the 2013/2014 Premier League.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Did anyone make any bets on how many times Jozy would bring the ball down with his hand, then fall over it?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Every foul that is made, every shot launched over the bar, every poor first touch signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger for goals and are not fed.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
I petition to the officials to count the goal that Jozy Altidore just brilliantly scored that would have brought Sunderland level with the Arse but was stolen away by a racist referee

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Jota posted:

I petition to the officials to count the goal that Jozy Altidore just brilliantly scored that would have brought Sunderland level with the Arse but was stolen away by a racist referee
The referee blew his dog whistle for sure. Ugh I'm shaking.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
That was poo poo by the ref. I'd be absolutely furious if I were an American.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Hmm, seems like this should count for one of my two goals.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
it all evens out

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Prediction holding strong.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
Brave American Hero robbed of a goal by some old british fucker, disgusting.

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010



A perfectly good goal chalked off, shrugging off a very good defender as well. The ref should have played the advantage. Its a disgrace! He's coming closer and closer and the goals will soon start to flow, mark my words. Better luck next week Jozy.

Bland
Aug 31, 2008


Winner Of The TRP I dont actually remember the contest im pretty high right now here's your venkys tag


#JusticeForJozy

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
Why the gently caress did I choose 8 or whatever it was? He's terrible, total loving dogshit

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

Timbers Jim posted:

Why the gently caress did I choose 8 or whatever it was? He's terrible, total loving dogshit

i also chose 8, i feel your pain, hes loving terrible

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
0 is looking like a better choice every week

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Bland posted:

#JusticeForJozy

I chuckled

Jozy was gash today, though

Bland
Aug 31, 2008


Winner Of The TRP I dont actually remember the contest im pretty high right now here's your venkys tag


TheBigAristotle posted:

I chuckled

Jozy was gash today, though

I enjoyed him falling over whilst man handling the ball after attempting to control it, many laughs were had.

We were loving robbed though

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
They won't even let him take penalties, he's so dogshit lmao

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
current standings:

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I enjoyed when people were clearly avoiding passing the ball to Jozy.

franks
Jan 1, 2007

Alcoholism is the only
disease you can get
yelled at for having.

vaginal culture posted:

Every foul that is made, every shot launched over the bar, every poor first touch signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger for goals and are not fed.

drat fine post, right here. :911:

Bland
Aug 31, 2008


Winner Of The TRP I dont actually remember the contest im pretty high right now here's your venkys tag


I don't think Di Canio wants to admit spending that much money on someone with footballing skill comparable to a handicapped giraffe, hence why he refused to sub him off after he hosed up almost every ball that came to him for 90 minutes.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
lol bad luck jozy you big useless shithouse.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

He didn't even mean to score the one that he did. He was aiming for the stands.

All Of The Dicks
Apr 7, 2012

TheBigAristotle posted:

I chuckled

Jozy was gash today, though

What about when he

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
did he score today?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ponce de Le0n posted:

did he score today?

Technically....

No.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Shrapnac posted:

Technically....

No.

He either did or he didnt, there is no place in the game for technicalities

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Ponce de Le0n posted:

He either did or he didnt, there is no place in the game for technicalities

According to objective, unbiased HawkEye technology, he scored, but according to racist, privileged referees, he did not score.

All Of The Dicks
Apr 7, 2012

He did shrug off Baccary Sagna like a prom dress and put the ball into the goal.

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
The ref didn't play advantage because he knew that Jozy having the ball is not an advantage

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Kitty Kisses posted:

The ref didn't play advantage because he knew that Jozy having the ball is not an advantage

:drat:

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012

Kitty Kisses posted:

The ref didn't play advantage because he knew that Jozy having the ball is not an advantage

haha

I hope Jozy gets in 40 times and every one is called back I had a good ole laugh today

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Kitty Kisses posted:

The ref didn't play advantage because he knew that Jozy having the ball is not an advantage

I wish I had come up with this in the MDT, oh the quotes I could have had

crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders

TheBigAristotle posted:

I wish I had come up with this in the MDT, oh the quotes I could have had

KittyKisses has won a POTM m8. Now you see the gulf between posters like us and those posting at the top level, simply magisterial.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Yeah, PWM or whatever it is now is too high-level for me. Can't keep up.

Content: kinda like Jozy Altidore

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

TheBigAristotle posted:

Yeah, PWM or whatever it is now is too high-level for me. Can't keep up.

Content: kinda like Jozy Altidore

PWM is terrible, much like Jozy

kliksf
Jan 1, 2003

Kitty Kisses posted:

The ref didn't play advantage because he knew that Jozy having the ball is not an advantage

gently caress

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chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

crappledan posted:

KittyKisses has won a POTM m8. Now you see the gulf between posters like us and those posting at the top level, simply magisterial.

Chuggo has won 3 (or it might be 4 now idk hard to tell without them in my title!!!)

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