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AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

Archenteron posted:

There was some sort of zombie/alien survival server that was running for some time, but I don't see it with a brief glance at the servers list right now.

Alternatively: Goonstation does have the Exploration Missions :getin:

Alternatively2, there's Meteor Mode. We don't talk about Meteor Mode.

at least it would be easier to save the ai now. (i did it with old who was unable to be moved)

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tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

Archenteron posted:

There was some sort of zombie/alien survival server that was running for some time, but I don't see it with a brief glance at the servers list right now.

I was in a server like that during one of my first tries earlier this week. When I was poking around as an Engineer, there were guns everywhere just for the taking. A few minutes into the round, some explosions went off and the power and lights went out for most of the station. Had a leg blown off; most I could do was hobble and crowbar doors open so others could run from the zombies and aliens.

All I managed to do was see a zombie, shoot the ground with a revolver, and then fall over. Folks tried to save me, but it was kinda hopeless. The chaos and carnage was amazing to watch though, once I died.

One thing I remember clearly is someone saying "TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS YOU SUICIDAL FUCKS" over the radio. :allears:

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Archenteron posted:


Alternatively2, there's Meteor Mode. We don't talk about Meteor Mode.

Whoa whoa whoa, what is Meteor Mode!?

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

Blind Sally posted:

Whoa whoa whoa, what is Meteor Mode!?

Well it's like a normal mode, but a little meteor. :haw:

Shadowbag
Jun 1, 2011

When shitposting, it's always important to properly stretch first.
Soiled Meat
Hey Razage. You should consider doing a round where you grow Omega weed, then sell/smoke it. QM is the best for it but Botany works too.

Admiral Funk
Oct 1, 2012

Please send them a very large crate marked "SCIENCE. PROBABLY DANGEROUS. BUT VERY SCIENTIFIC. YES."

Blind Sally posted:

Whoa whoa whoa, what is Meteor Mode!?

It was an incredibly laggy mode. The station would get a short warning and then be constantly barraged by meteors. After a while a few of the dead people got to come back as rescue agents. Anyone who made it out alive was considered to have won.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Idea for a round: play a drug dealer who refuses to ever get high on his own supply, allegedly in the name of professionalism. In reality, the character is terrified about the potential effects illegal drugs have on someone's body, and while this fear is outweighed by his greed where selling it is concerned he has never consumed drugs personally in his entire life. If, for whatever reason, the character is placed in an altered state of mind, his cool drug dealer fascade will shatter and he will freak the gently caress out.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

JT Jag posted:

Idea for a round: play a drug dealer who refuses to ever get high on his own supply, allegedly in the name of professionalism. In reality, the character is terrified about the potential effects illegal drugs have on someone's body, and while this fear is outweighed by his greed where selling it is concerned he has never consumed drugs personally in his entire life. If, for whatever reason, the character is placed in an altered state of mind, his cool drug dealer fascade will shatter and he will freak the gently caress out.

I dunno, this sounds like it goes past "gimmick" and into "method acting exercise" territory.

HaitianDivorce
Jul 29, 2012

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

I dunno, this sounds like it goes past "gimmick" and into "method acting exercise" territory.

In other words, just insane enough for SS13. :v:

Mordaedil
Oct 25, 2007

Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?
Grimey Drawer

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

I dunno, this sounds like it goes past "gimmick" and into "method acting exercise" territory.

Some parts of it can be used though, like a chemist who makes experimental drugs and likes to have people test them for unknown side-effects, but maybe showing off some of the effects would be part of the fun instead.

Buried alive
Jun 8, 2009
I am deeply disappointed that you didn't combine the Dungeon Master with the crackhead gimmick. Like, by trying to make it a D&D campaign.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

I'm so glad I started following this thread. I may have to give this game another try now that I've seen the video in action and seen a bit of how the controls work. I spectated a few games some months ago but was intimidated by the complexity and never actually jumped into the game. Now that I know how to probably not beat myself to death with a shoe, I'll be able to give it a shot for real and probably still beat myself to death with said shoe.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
The solution to that is to have someone in medical amputate your legs. :v:

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

They'd better amputate the arms too because otherwise I'm probably liable to beat myself with the leg stumps.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



FPzero posted:

Now that I know how to probably not beat myself to death with a shoe, I'll be able to give it a shot for real and probably still beat myself to death with said shoe.

I've played a few rounds over the weekend and I'm loving it. However, this afternoon someone started attacking me during a laggy round, I fought back and managed to knock him out. Then when making my way to the escape shuttle I accidentally knocked myself out by misclicking :(

Robust Laser
Oct 13, 2012

Dance, Spaceman, Dance!
Yeah, I played my first game yesterday, and thanks to this LP and a lot of wikireading, I managed to avoid screwing up too much, although for the life of me, I could not figure out how to open my box once I had started putting stuff in it. Lots of hitting myself with that.


I did eventually figure it out, long after the end of the round, at least. Super fun game, can't wait to get back in to it again.

Razage
Nov 12, 2007

I'm sorry,
I can't hear you over the sound of how HIP I am.
Okay, Daily Motion versions of Episode 3 are up, see the OP. Daily Motion is being annoying about Episode 4 though, but it should be up tomorrow.

Also, here's the bonus reel: Clown Captain

It's a full length episode but I didn't continue recording in ghost mode so I'm calling it a bonus reel. Daily motion will be up tomorrow.

Nekomimi-Maiden
Feb 27, 2011

I'm here to help you.
Rule number one, don't get me killed.
Poor, poor Janitor. I played a round as Security yesterday. Had way too much fun distributing amusing citations [To The Station Ghost: Unauthorized boo-ing. Also, interacting with the material plane]. Was generally cool.
Then I slipped on a wet floor and smacked the janitor with the stun baton before issuing a citation. He said he was just having a smoke break.
Never trust a janitor.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
I have yet to watch anything of this LP yet. Don't worry, I will. I love SS13 and I can't wait to watch this.

I just want to point out at one point I was working on an outline for a story based on Space Station 13 cause I love the game that much. In case I ever do actually write it, I'm not going to reveal too many plot points, but I will say this:

The story begins and ends with the Janitor being murdered. Because that is Space Station 13 in a nutshell.

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
I'm glad I finally got to see the effects of LSD.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

Sindai posted:

I'm glad I finally got to see the effects of LSD.

Eating heroic amounts of LSD and going on your own personal D&D adventure is a fun thing to do.

Haerc
Jan 2, 2011
Making a ton of space lube and pouring it into the janitors bucket while he wasn't looking sounds like a good time.

Spikey
May 12, 2001

From my cold, dead hands!


Here's what happened at the end of that last round:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KCJxXwq20U

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I don't think anyone's explained yet why the mess hall occasionally goes into rave mode with all the flashing lights.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I think I saw someone press a Party Lights or just Party Button in the bar at some point in the video.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

I don't think anyone's explained yet why the mess hall occasionally goes into rave mode with all the flashing lights.

Behind the counter on the wall next to the kitchen door is a Party Button. Anyone who can get behind the bar can make the room do that.

MagicBoots
Mar 29, 2010

How about we pump the atmosphere full of methane?
You put me on Cargo handling optimization?! I am the premier defense specialist in the entirety of the UN!
Don't you dare pull my funding!
You can't cut back on funding!
You will regret this!

Haerc posted:

Making a ton of space lube and pouring it into the janitors bucket while he wasn't looking sounds like a good time.

I've done this. Problem is a smart janitor will catch on quickly since his galoshes will not stop him from slipping on the lube. Better to add sulfuric acid to the bucket, he won't notice since he won't slip in it but o god will the crew notice it fast.

backifran
Mar 22, 2009

I love BYOB
this thread is full of bitter SS13 vets jealous of all the new boys up in their poo poo

Iceache
Jul 9, 2009

Razage posted:

Okay, Daily Motion versions of Episode 3 are up, see the OP. Daily Motion is being annoying about Episode 4 though, but it should be up tomorrow.

Also, here's the bonus reel: Clown Captain

It's a full length episode but I didn't continue recording in ghost mode so I'm calling it a bonus reel. Daily motion will be up tomorrow.

I was the botanist that you tried to wake up, it was an unfortunate hacking accident. That was the one of two times it happened that round. I am a slow learner!
And the banana peel was my work, I was wondering where it (and the other peels that you didn't see) went. :)

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
Razage, could you please enable mobile device playback on your videos? It's kind of annoying that I can't watch them on-the-go.

Razage
Nov 12, 2007

I'm sorry,
I can't hear you over the sound of how HIP I am.
Looks like I can't 'cause there's music in it.

The next episode is already recorded but after that I'll either setup with the creative commons music someone linked earlier or no music, it seems to be causing a lot of hassle.

Also, apparently episode 4 part 2 is blacklisted on daily motion, no idea why. I'll have to email them and see what I can figure out.

FriskyBoat
Apr 23, 2011
Consider this my confession, I feel kind of bad about this one. I was playing as Chaplain, and while I was trying to have kind of a "God's machine must be well-kept" kind of gimmick, it was kind of subtle and I don't know if I got my point across really well. So, in its stead, I was kind of the "nice-guy" chaplain, dragging bodies to genetics, picking up messes, that sort of thing. After dragging a corpse to medbay, someone there starts swinging at me for no real reason. So I fight back with my bible. Like, serious overkill with the bible. Like, he was lucky to be breathing because he had a fuckton of brain damage. At first, I thought it was hilarious, 'cause, you know, he got what he deserved for picking on an innocent chaplain and he had kind of been a jerk all round. On the other hand, I think that I may have overdone it a little. So, I'm sorry for giving you brain damage, even if it was really funny at the time.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



I'm almost certain the Bible's healing mechanic was inspired by the monks from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Pie iesu domine." *THWACK* "Dona eis requiem." *THWACK* :catholic:

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Bloody Pom posted:

I'm almost certain the Bible's healing mechanic was inspired by the monks from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Pie iesu domine." *THWACK* "Dona eis requiem." *THWACK* :catholic:

See: televangelists, 'faith healing', mass delusion, etc.

The reality is more ridiculous than the parody. You're welcome. :dawkins101:

Agent Interrobang
Mar 27, 2010

sugar & spice & psychoactive mushrooms

Bloody Pom posted:

I'm almost certain the Bible's healing mechanic was inspired by the monks from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Pie iesu domine." *THWACK* "Dona eis requiem." *THWACK* :catholic:

More fun religious facts: this is a real thing real monks and clerics have actually done, known as 'mortification of the flesh.' It's a form of ascetic penance; famous practitioners include Saint Francis of Assisi, Saint Catherine of Sienna, and Saint Ignatius Loyola. Look it up, it has an interesting history. :catholic:

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

MagicBoots posted:

I've done this. Problem is a smart janitor will catch on quickly since his galoshes will not stop him from slipping on the lube. Better to add sulfuric acid to the bucket, he won't notice since he won't slip in it but o god will the crew notice it fast.

Pour some welding fuel in and wait for someone in the bar smoking to cough.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Shoehead posted:

Pour some welding fuel in and wait for someone in the bar smoking to cough.

Try filling some fire extinguishers with welding fuel (you need to drain them first), quietly scatter them around the station, and then start a few fires...

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Try filling some fire extinguishers with welding fuel (you need to drain them first), quietly scatter them around the station, and then start a few fires...

Some day I'll actually get to be a traitor and I'll burn the whole station down.

Steak Flavored Gum
Apr 26, 2007

ABANDONED HOMEWORLD FOR SALE, CHEAP!!!
Custom desert-marsh conversion in galactic core, 12% oxygen atm., great weather, friendly native life (missing one moon). Great fix-er-upper. Must sell, alien invasion imminent. $3995 or best offer.

Agent Interrobang posted:

More fun religious facts: this is a real thing real monks and clerics have actually done, known as 'mortification of the flesh.' It's a form of ascetic penance; famous practitioners include Saint Francis of Assisi, Saint Catherine of Sienna, and Saint Ignatius Loyola. Look it up, it has an interesting history. :catholic:

Along with the associated brain damage! :v:

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SWMadness
Jul 16, 2011

Excellent.

Steak Flavored Gum posted:

Along with the associated brain damage! :v:

Actually the form most practiced during the Dark Ages then was self-flagellation. :whip:

These monks would literally go around in pilgrimages around Europe doing this.

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