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Laser Cow: Feb 22, 2006; Just like real cows!

Only with lasers.

He could do a good Hellboy for Halloween.

Cock, new page... uh.

Laser Cow has a new favorite as of 12:53 on Sep 25, 2013

# ? Sep 25, 2013 12:50

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 15:18

luchadornado: Oct 7, 2004; A boombox is not a toy!

Laser Cow posted:

Cock, new page... uh.

You don't need to do this - it's a new page, not a magical new frontier.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 12:57

Sokoban: Feb 16, 2011; THUNDERDOME
LOSER

Zzulu posted:

matthias schlitte, arm wrestling champion

I don't know what his condition is called but he seems to have made the best out of it that he can

Training regime consists of locking himself inside his room with a box of tissues.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 12:59

Necrothatcher: Mar 26, 2005

Zzulu posted:

matthias schlitte, arm wrestling champion

I don't know what his condition is called but he seems to have made the best out of it that he can

He's like a human fiddler crab.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 13:06

Zwille: Aug 18, 2006; * _{For the Ghost Who Walks Funny}

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Oh please, call that medicine?

This is what the big boys take:

Not even 1% alcohol? That's weak.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 13:06

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 25, 2013 13:11

Necrothatcher: Mar 26, 2005

Zwille posted:

Not even 1% alcohol? That's weak.

It's the vaguely defined 'other ingredients' that'll sort you out son.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 13:14

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Mr. Flunchy posted:

He's like a human fiddler crab.

He'd better watch out, I recently heard on a nature program that it's fiddler crab season. :ohdear:

# ? Sep 25, 2013 14:31

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Zwille posted:

Not even 1% alcohol? That's weak.

The weed, chloroform and morphine might put you down though.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 14:54

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

Zzulu posted:

matthias schlitte, arm wrestling champion

I don't know what his condition is called but he seems to have made the best out of it that he can

Some tennis players look like this, only at a far lesser degree.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 15:06

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

Zzulu posted:

matthias schlitte, arm wrestling champion

I don't know what his condition is called but he seems to have made the best out of it that he can

Pretty sure that man just has serious cancer.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 15:13

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Blackheart posted:

Some tennis players look like this, only at a far lesser degree.

Now I want him to master tennis so that he has a finisher where he uses his right hand.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 15:56

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Oh please, call that medicine?

This is what the big boys take:

It works. Can't cough if you're in a coma.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 16:18

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Blackheart posted:

Some tennis players look like this, only at a far lesser degree.

Eh, the last time this guy showed up, someone mentioned that he intentionally does not work out the other arm, so he stays in a lower bracket. So, he is kind of a douche, if so.
"Why bother training, and working out to be competitive with the real guys when I can just game the system and stay where I have a huge advantage."

# ? Sep 25, 2013 17:54

omnibobb: Dec 3, 2005; Title text'd

Johnny Aztec posted:

Eh, the last time this guy showed up, someone mentioned that he intentionally does not work out the other arm, so he stays in a lower bracket. So, he is kind of a douche, if so.
"Why bother training, and working out to be competitive with the real guys when I can just game the system and stay where I have a huge advantage."

How does that work? Like do they take the average of both arm diameters? Or you have an X% win ratio with righty and Y% with lefty and then average that? Why's he holding his arm up? Is it so heavy that he can't lift it up if his elbow isn't resting on something? Homeboy's weird.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 18:03

Sir Kodiak: May 14, 2007

omnibobb posted:

How does that work? Like do they take the average of both arm diameters?

It's by total body weight. If he was as jacked up everywhere as he is in one arm he'd weigh a lot more.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 18:14

pageerror404: Feb 14, 2012; I finally killed them.

omnibobb posted:

How does that work? Like do they take the average of both arm diameters? Or you have an X% win ratio with righty and Y% with lefty and then average that? Why's he holding his arm up? Is it so heavy that he can't lift it up if his elbow isn't resting on something? Homeboy's weird.

I think it's a weight class thing.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 18:15

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Johnny Aztec posted:

Eh, the last time this guy showed up, someone mentioned that he intentionally does not work out the other arm, so he stays in a lower bracket. So, he is kind of a douche, if so.
"Why bother training, and working out to be competitive with the real guys when I can just game the system and stay where I have a huge advantage."

Ha! IRL twinking.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 18:20

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

Johnny Aztec posted:

Eh, the last time this guy showed up, someone mentioned that he intentionally does not work out the other arm, so he stays in a lower bracket. So, he is kind of a douche, if so.
"Why bother training, and working out to be competitive with the real guys when I can just game the system and stay where I have a huge advantage."

That is loving crazy I thought it was just a photoshop or some thing.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 18:58

The Zombie Guy: Oct 25, 2008

pageerror404 posted:

I think it's a weight class thing.

I read an article about competitive arm wrestling, and they talked about a dude who lost a leg at the thigh, and is able to compete with smaller guys because of the weight difference. Pretty cool on them for taking advantage of your body's characteristics.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 19:21

Mogomra: Nov 5, 2005; simply having a wonderful time

Johnny Aztec posted:

Eh, the last time this guy showed up, someone mentioned that he intentionally does not work out the other arm, so he stays in a lower bracket. So, he is kind of a douche, if so.
"Why bother training, and working out to be competitive with the real guys when I can just game the system and stay where I have a huge advantage."

More like he's preparing for the day that his guardian skills will be needed.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 19:27

yook: Mar 11, 2001; YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

The Zombie Guy posted:

I read an article about competitive arm wrestling, and they talked about a dude who lost a leg at the thigh, and is able to compete with smaller guys because of the weight difference. Pretty cool on them for taking advantage of your body's characteristics.

I thought that guy who did competitive wrestling with no arms or legs had something similar going. He was in a lower weight class than he otherwise would have been due to the lack of limbs and it also made it much harder to get a hold of him for a pin.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 19:34

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

# ? Sep 25, 2013 20:41

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Stoatbringer posted:

So radioactive it kills cockroaches/fruit flies? :stonk:

# ? Sep 25, 2013 21:00

Kanfy: Jan 9, 2012; Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Stoatbringer posted:

Sadly it was merely a marketing trick. The world may never know what uranium ice cream tastes like. :smith:

# ? Sep 25, 2013 21:03

Kakairo: Dec 5, 2005; In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

univbee posted:

So radioactive it kills cockroaches/fruit flies?

Polishes, disinfects, and kills! :pseudo:

# ? Sep 25, 2013 21:12

ommega: Oct 21, 2010

Kakairo posted:

Polishes, disinfects, and kills!

In that order.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 21:16

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Kanfy posted:

Sadly it was merely a marketing trick. The world may never know what uranium ice cream tastes like.

I bet it tastes like yellow cake.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 21:18

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

Friend and I went to the European veggie guy today

APOLFORDIER only f25!
They're apples for deer.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 21:21

dijon du jour: Mar 27, 2013; _{I'm shy}

Toriori posted:

Friend and I went to the European veggie guy today

APOLFORDIER only f25!
They're apples for deer.

It's written so badly at first glance I thought it was a really badly misspelled "NOT FOR DEER" and the little picture was a warning as to what would happen to any sonofabitch deer that tries to eat their apples. :bahgawd:

# ? Sep 25, 2013 21:31

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

Toriori posted:

New Sigur Ros album is pretty good.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 21:40

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

Sokoban posted:

Training regime consists of locking himself inside his room with a box of tissues.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 22:10

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Toriori posted:

Friend and I went to the European veggie guy today

APOLFORDIER only f25!
They're apples for deer.

I like that the little guy on the left appears to be hunting deer with a lance.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 22:33

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

That's a unicorn horn, duh. Also the deer are possessed.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 23:05

PlantRobot: Feb 13, 2010

Pitchfork gives it a solid 4.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 23:59

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

theflyingorc posted:

I like that the little guy on the left appears to be hunting deer with a lance.

Spear hunting Deer is loving boring for the first two days and four hours, but once one of those assholes ends up underneath your treeblind and your toss hits it just right, it is the most metal thing. :black101: