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Sep 26, 2013 03:01
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Ponce de Le0n posted:I hope you are all reading jozy's weekly blog Looks like Jozy and 'flaps aren't that different after all. It all evens out in the end.
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Sep 26, 2013 03:20
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Ponce de Le0n posted:I hope you are all reading jozy's weekly blog
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Sep 26, 2013 03:21
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I wonder if Josmer Volmy will be subjected to a 'new manager bounce' when Sunderland appoint a new manager. Perhaps Di Canio was holding back his true greatness. And now he will emerge from his chrysalis; a pupa no more.
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Sep 26, 2013 04:37
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Perhaps Jozy led the player insurrection?
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Sep 26, 2013 04:38
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Bea Nanner posted:a pupa no more. Perhaps just a poop now.
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Sep 26, 2013 04:54
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If anyone didn't read the comments on Jozy's "blog" then you're missing out on some Americans telling everyone how great Jozy is. And all the American arsenal fans come out to say they were rooting for him in the Sunderland match even though he was on the opposition.
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Sep 26, 2013 09:15
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pdog posted:If anyone didn't read the comments on Jozy's "blog" then you're missing out on some Americans telling everyone how great Jozy is. And all the American arsenal fans come out to say they were rooting for him in the Sunderland match even though he was on the opposition. I saw that blog a while ago and there was one guy getting dogpiled for saying he was poo poo.
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Sep 26, 2013 10:19
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There's a big black storm brewing in Sunderland this weekend- Jozy's going to come on in the 82nd minute and bury Liverpool. I can feel it in my bones
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Sep 27, 2013 11:05
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Omnikin posted:There's a big black storm brewing in Sunderland this weekend- Jozy's going to come on in the 82nd minute and bury Liverpool. I can feel it in my bones Not surprised to see Sunderland employing him as a groundsman now, they gotta do the best they can to recoup that 8 million fee, god the lads terrible at football.
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Sep 27, 2013 11:25
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Jozy = steaming pile of turd.
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Sep 27, 2013 11:51
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Pissflaps posted:Jozy = steaming pile of turd. Maybe he deserves another chance flaps? much like Sunderland are trying to attempt with sacking paolo
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Sep 27, 2013 11:52
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I tweeted at Jozy recently and sent him the nice picture of him and he not only did not respond to me but also blocked me, he is a real rude boy.
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Sep 28, 2013 11:15
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Adulterous Hitler posted:I tweeted at Jozy recently and sent him the nice picture of him and he not only did not respond to me but also blocked me, he is a real rude boy. maybe he meant to hit the reply button but missed?
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Sep 28, 2013 11:20
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At least he interacted with you in some way instead of flat-out ignoring you. Shows that despite his fame and skills that elevate him above the common man, Jozy is still down to Earth and cares about his fans. What a great guy.
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Sep 28, 2013 11:33
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Someone tweet him a link to this thread innit
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Sep 29, 2013 14:00
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Altidore starts. This is it, I can feel it in my bones.
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Sep 29, 2013 15:14
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he's going to score today edit 13/5 any time on bet365, 17/2 first goalscorer. you know what to do
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Sep 29, 2013 15:17
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new manager bounce will be bigger than the jozy altidore bounce wherein the ball bounces from your boots into row z
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Sep 29, 2013 15:19
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pissy smelliott posted:he's going to score today This money's not gonna burn itself.
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Sep 29, 2013 15:20
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If he's ever going to score a goal it's got to be today.
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Sep 29, 2013 15:23
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Pissflaps posted:If he's ever going to score a goal it's got to be today. This post will never cease to be relevant even after he does not score today.
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Sep 29, 2013 15:26
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I afraid the forums will implode and cause a black hole if Jozy scores against liverpool.
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Sep 29, 2013 15:30
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Paddyb posted:I afraid the forums will implode and cause a black hole if Jozy scores against liverpool. Mods...
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Sep 29, 2013 15:32
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It wouldn't be the first time a Liverpool-Sunderland game has been decided by an inanimate object that shouldn't have been on the pitch
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Sep 29, 2013 15:45
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Kitty Kisses posted:It wouldn't be the first time a Liverpool-Sunderland game has been decided by an inanimate object that shouldn't have been on the pitch Hahaha
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Sep 29, 2013 15:46
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Kitty Kisses posted:It wouldn't be the first time a Liverpool-Sunderland game has been decided by an inanimate object that shouldn't have been on the pitch 
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Sep 29, 2013 15:46
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Kitty Kisses posted:It wouldn't be the first time a Liverpool-Sunderland game has been decided by an inanimate object that shouldn't have been on the pitch nice
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Sep 29, 2013 15:47
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Kitty Kisses posted:It wouldn't be the first time a Liverpool-Sunderland game has been decided by an inanimate object that shouldn't have been on the pitch Good grief
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Sep 29, 2013 16:11
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Jozy Offsidore? *edit This is why Americans say offsides, because Jozy makes it plural.
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Sep 29, 2013 16:19
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I'm starting to feel real bad for the guy, it's actually painful to watch him stumble about like he's in a drunken stupor. Remember that life is good Jozy, you still have a friend in me.
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Sep 29, 2013 16:55
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Today was the first day my dad has ever watched Jozy. Without prompting except from his awful display: "this lad is an absolute pudding."
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Sep 29, 2013 16:58
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NeoNaoNeo posted:Today was the first day my dad has ever watched Jozy. Without prompting except from his awful display: "this lad is an absolute pudding." can we get a trigger warning on posts like this in the future for those of us whose dad ran away
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Sep 29, 2013 17:01
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Pissflaps posted:Well that yeah Im not happy about this as I wanted to make a prediction but it said the deadline was closed
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Sep 29, 2013 17:17
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If I was jozy's dad i would disown him.
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Sep 29, 2013 17:18
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Kitty Kisses posted:It wouldn't be the first time a Liverpool-Sunderland game has been decided by an inanimate object that shouldn't have been on the pitch What's this referring to? Besides Jozy.
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Sep 29, 2013 17:45
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Beach ball
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Sep 29, 2013 17:48
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Jozy is garbage
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Sep 29, 2013 17:51
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Scott Bakula posted:Jozy is garbage He truly is. He's so lazy on the pitch, it's just baffling.
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Sep 29, 2013 17:54
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The highlight of Jozy's match today was receiving a ball in acres of space and just falling over out of nowhere.
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