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Rolling Scissors
Jul 22, 2005

Turn off the fountain dear, it's just me.
Nap Ghost

Lord Dangleberry posted:

Here he is. He used to be called "soda head", someone has re-uploaded his vids.

Oh lordy lord, it's him all right. Look at him here chug a nearly half empty bottle of coke like its nothing! I just lose it at the HEYA! and how he takes a final deep breath of air before starting to chug while the intro to Welcome to the Jungle blares from the speakers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8OnpaTW-jY

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XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

"Sodastream will do for soda what 3d printers did for assault rifles"

I nearly poo poo myself when he said that. And how there was a student who spoke up against his professor who was all against women's liberation. "That student... Was Albert Einstein." And then again four seconds later when he starts cracking up because he realized he's getting away with it.

Captain Backslap posted:

Well, TEDx, not TED. It's still funny but it would be way more amazing if he had gotten through the vetting process for the real thing and did that in front of a crowd that paid hundreds of dollars per seat. Have we had a million dollar extreme vid dump in this thread, yet?

MDE has (had?) a forum account and posted a thread in GBS maybe a year ago that either didn't go all that well or got them banned.

Edit: "I've been all around the Grlobe. Ahem... GLOBE." This is next level poo poo.

XYZAB fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Oct 7, 2013

Terebus
Feb 17, 2007

Pillbug

AwkwardKnob posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC0EYufA4nY

The finest choreography I've ever seen, frankly.

Leave it to Romanians to have hot women and not know what to do with them. The title of the song sings about polenta. I didn't know that it was called that in English. He, talks about how healthy it is as evidenced by his gut. I'm Romanian and I can't even understand him half the time.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Knormal posted:

Welp, this means it must be time for this to get posted again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BdyIGtYcg

I started laughing so hard my eyes were watering at the 1:20 event.
God bless 'em.

Here, have the Guinness World Record's burping champion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd5CyNyzasQ

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Rolling Scissors posted:

Oh lordy lord, it's him all right. Look at him here chug a nearly half empty bottle of coke like its nothing! I just lose it at the HEYA! and how he takes a final deep breath of air before starting to chug while the intro to Welcome to the Jungle blares from the speakers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8OnpaTW-jY

It cracks me up that he drinks it's so slowly and in such small quantities, but makes these horrible faces like he is going for a world record. I mean, he drank maybe 1/4 of that 20oz bottle in a minute. Wow.

Anyways, Red Panda cuteness overload.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jWYUtQZhK0&t=45s

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
I think I should have posted this in the "let's troll jukeboxes" thread, but it's apparently fallen off the 1st page GBS list, and this is super-70's anyways:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGVgfjnLqc

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiePaAHK3jE
Go Right. This is an older video but it was removed from Youtube for quite a long time (music copyright violations, maybe?), so here it is for anyone that hasn't seen it yet. It's about video games.

LuchadoresDelNixon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC0EYufA4nY
It's boggling my mind how that woman's face is frowning while smiling. ALL OF HER SMILES ARE FROWNS. :shepface:

If anyone can make an emoticon that accurately replicates this weird frowny smile I will buy it.

TheSlowestZombie
Aug 19, 2005
Mistake
It's been forever but finally a new Twisted Nederland fail compilation came out. Sorry there's no direct youtube link.

http://www.twisternederland.com/2013/10/06/fail-compilation-augustseptember-2013/

Mr. Mojangles
Dec 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwvqdXR3XnI

More :shepface:

A friend of mine on facebook translated the chorus as
"I don't know what I am, I don't know what I'm doing" which threw me into a laughing fit.

Mr. Mojangles fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Oct 8, 2013

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

Mr. Mojangles posted:

A friend of mine on facebook translated the chorus as
"I don't know what I am, I don't know what I'm doing" which threw me into a laughing fit.

"I do not know anymore what I am, what I do,
One moment I'm on fire, the next moment I am cold as ice,
Every woman changes my color,
Every woman makes me tremble."

http://classicalmusic.about.com/od/classicalmusictips/qt/Non-So-Piu-Cosa-Son-Cosa-Faccio-Lyrics-And-Text-Translation.htm

:shepface: indeed.



Konstruct posted:

Thank you. I'd love to hear your work if you have any online.

I posted this a long time ago and haven't done anything since.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN_DkJFPdHQ
There's some other really bad recording attempts here, but illustrate my style a bit. They're mostly quick tries to see if parts fit or not and I never went back to get better sound (especially for distorted guitar).
https://soundcloud.com/azureskys

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Here's a pretty great prank promoting the Carrie remake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Dirty Job posted:

Here's a pretty great prank promoting the Carrie remake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M

Don't get me wrong, that's a cool prank, but good lord, all of these types of "set ups" seem to hire the worst actors ever. Or maybe it's more the dialogue that's just not "natural."

It reminds me of that..ABC? CBS? show "What Would You Do?" All of their set ups have cringe-worthy acting and dialogue. Obviously, they only air the ones where the real people were fooled and acted in whatever way they wanted, but I wonder if they had takes they had to throw out because some people didn't buy it and were like,
"Hey, is this some kind of performance piece?"

Or if anyone even guessed they were on that very show...seems less likely, since it's not a real popular show, but possible.

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X5wVFF3aqc this guy does pranks like this often and also posts the times when people catch on for humour.

MrHat
Jun 18, 2005

Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on

Sekkira posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X5wVFF3aqc this guy does pranks like this often and also posts the times when people catch on for humour.
I like how a guy who just does variations of the same simple prank manages to make far funnier videos than one which spends $$$ on special props & actors.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Filipino Superman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q436uXNoC6Y


Brass band
http://www.wimp.com/brassband/

Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Oct 8, 2013

HugnKiss
Jul 7, 2008

I Don't Want To Grow Up
The Texas Chainsaw Safety Guide - An 80's PSA by Leatherface about the proper usage of chainsaws and serial killing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJR2wPqZJf8

The_Hatt
Apr 29, 2005

AwkwardKnob posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC0EYufA4nY

The finest choreography I've ever seen, frankly.
It kinda reminds me of this classic from either this thread or a previous one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkcAjBX7f-4

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Ping pong with a knife... real or fake?
http://devour.com/video/knife-ping-pong/

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
Poké-King-of-the-Mon-Hill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcHAebR9Aa8

coolskillrex remix
Jan 1, 2007

gorsh

Dirty Job posted:

Here's a pretty great prank promoting the Carrie remake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M

I suppose?

Also that video is getting a million views every 2 hours. Im fairly sure theyre paying for views at this point :bravo:

Heres an actual funny prank show in brazil i think, they do a ton of stuff like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slrcxSNGrNU

edit: god drat, 5 million+ views in about 5 hours or so? Definitely paying a website to run bots like hell on that page.

coolskillrex remix fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Oct 9, 2013

magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?
Really3D does Breaking Bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93nO3ZHRgrY

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Retrovertigo - Mr. Bungle.
Featuring murder Jesus and his ninjas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRyh2cxJCp0

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

bowser posted:

If anyone can make an emoticon that accurately replicates this weird frowny smile I will buy it.
It's like you can see her die inside a little every time she smiles!


I do like the way their music and videos make me equally uncomfortable.

More sweet dancing and chagrined women https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdcXsBJwBrg

Zohn
Jul 21, 2006

Trust me, pinko, you ain't half he-man enough for Mickey Spillane's Rye Whisky.


Grimey Drawer

TheSlowestZombie posted:

It's been forever but finally a new Twisted Nederland fail compilation came out. Sorry there's no direct youtube link.

http://www.twisternederland.com/2013/10/06/fail-compilation-augustseptember-2013/

Would someone who understands YouTube more then me please explain how Twisted Nederland got kicked off it?

He never posted anything other then what are by far the best fail and Russian dash-cam compilations, edited to the perfect length and with no annoying intros or music. And yet he gets kicked, and the million fail compilation imitators who do things to blatantly game for ad dollars get to stay?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Blitter posted:

It's like you can see her die inside a little every time she smiles!


Her expression looks like she's always in the middle of losing her balance.



Mediocre Films visits a sex shop to ask for peculiar items.

And the outtakes.

Jamesman fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Oct 9, 2013

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

DrBouvenstein posted:

Don't get me wrong, that's a cool prank, but good lord, all of these types of "set ups" seem to hire the worst actors ever. Or maybe it's more the dialogue that's just not "natural."

It reminds me of that..ABC? CBS? show "What Would You Do?" All of their set ups have cringe-worthy acting and dialogue. Obviously, they only air the ones where the real people were fooled and acted in whatever way they wanted, but I wonder if they had takes they had to throw out because some people didn't buy it and were like,
"Hey, is this some kind of performance piece?"

Or if anyone even guessed they were on that very show...seems less likely, since it's not a real popular show, but possible.

It's not even the damned dialogue. There's a point where the guy drops and the actress jerks her hand down after the fact. You'd think they might have tried rehearsing this poo poo. Still, the reactions on a few of those people were pretty amusing, and if I were in their situation (oblivious, I just want coffee) I might freak out a bit too before I reasoned it out.

tagelthebagel
Oct 23, 2008

Blitter posted:

It's like you can see her die inside a little every time she smiles!


They need to scream at her "MAKE YOUR FACE BETTER!"

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
"World War II in Europe: Every Day"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOVEy1tC7nk

It's a time-lapse map showing the entire European theater of the Second World War in six minutes.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f506lCk6Tos

Part one of the Jon Stewart interview with Malala Yousafzai. You can see the rest on The Daily Show's website.

I wish I had 0.0001% of this girl's courage.

Excelsior
Apr 30, 2003

Say Nothing posted:

Retrovertigo - Mr. Bungle.
Featuring murder Jesus and his ninjas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRyh2cxJCp0

This is one of my favorite songs of all time but I hate the gently caress out of this video. Thanks for posting the song, though :)

To contribute: A drat Fine Speech from Twin Peaks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS2zU6YPl24

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Just stumbled across this. A drunk fat shirtless guy singing about pretty dead ladies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUHw_RFdp5E

quote:

They found Marilyn Monroe in bed
And when the coroner pronounced her dead
It was the saddest thing he ever did
I've been thinkin' 'bout it since I was a kid

When those idiots killed Sharon Tate
That was a really hot babe
They should've taken Lily Tomlin instead
Please don't take Dolly Parton yet

I hate when pretty ladies die
It's never gonna seem right
Don't let 'em turn out the light
It brings a tear to my eye
I really hate when pretty ladies die

When Princess Diana died
You know it really tore me up inside
And when I heard the driver survived
It wasn't who I wanted alive

When I heard Selena got shot dead
It felt like I got kicked in the head
The should've taken Sandra Bernhard instead
Please don't take Lindsay Lohan yet

I hate when pretty ladies die
It's never gonna seem right
Don't let 'em turn out the light
It brings a tear to my eye
I really hate when pretty ladies die

They'll never run their fingers through my hair
They'll never share my bed
It's not fair
Maybe I'll blame God

I hate when pretty ladies die
It's never gonna seem right
Don't let 'em turn out the light
It brings a tear to my eye
I really hate when pretty ladies die

drk
Jan 16, 2005
Last page, but did anyone notice this in the Win95 video?



Its like they knew what the internet would become, and decided to give useful tips to owners of cat pics.

edit: Just noticed this is a pic of a cat owner's BBS. I have no words.

drk fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Oct 10, 2013

magnificent7
Sep 22, 2005

THUNDERDOME LOSER

beatlegs posted:

Just stumbled across this. A drunk fat shirtless guy singing about pretty dead ladies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUHw_RFdp5E

HOLY poo poo.

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

TheSlowestZombie posted:

It's been forever but finally a new Twisted Nederland fail compilation came out. Sorry there's no direct youtube link.

http://www.twisternederland.com/2013/10/06/fail-compilation-augustseptember-2013/

I didn't subscribe to twisternederland, I only watched a few of their videos, but they added me to their circles on google+ today. I don't use google+ so I don't know if it's weird or not.

Shux
Feb 25, 2012

Join Freestyle Cyclists and help repeal Australia's unjustified Helmet laws.

Studies have shown cars travel much closer to cyclists wearing helmets, arguably increasing the risk of an accident.
Guy attempts to set fire to his shop for insurance money. Doesn't go well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bExZPofKs


Shux fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Oct 10, 2013

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
I can't tell if he exploded or was buried

LJONESRYDA
Oct 7, 2011
Really cool music video by E.B.M and TSCOGNITION for "The World Is On Crack And We Are The Dealers - Syria, The Obama Iraq".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfSsrIpkfxs

ZeroDays
Feb 11, 2007

the fuck you know about what i need on my mind mother fucker

Shux posted:

Guy attempts to set fire to his shop for insurance money. Doesn't go well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bExZPofKs

You basically get to see the second guy be slowly cooked almost to death. You should probably put a warning on or something.

WreckSov
Aug 26, 2011

LJONESRYDA posted:

Really cool music video by E.B.M and TSCOGNITION for "The World Is On Crack And We Are The Dealers - Syria, The Obama Iraq".

Oh cool man that's so edgy thanks for sharing this.

Skip it.

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magnificent7
Sep 22, 2005

THUNDERDOME LOSER
There's not enough flared collars and bell bottoms up in this thread.

And WHAT THE gently caress is that WORF on Saxophone? Brother got a seven head instead of a forehead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyUk5RrKfUs

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