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Jozy once again looked completely lost out there tonight and this time didn't have a goal handed to him. USA still won 3-2 in spite of another useless Jozy game, however.
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Jozy might have Lou Gherigs disease he is shocking
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Oct 16, 2013 04:45
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JibbaJabbaJimmy posted:I think this thread is spilling over into the SBI's comment section. I'm sure Jozy hate is just a TYK phenomenon. quote:He also falls over a lot. I think his upper body must weigh too much. He looks like bambi on ice. A good drinking game would be to take a shot every time Jozy falls over. That is, if you want to die from alcohol poisoning. quote:Drink twice if Jozy is knocked over by someone smaller than him. quote:Hopefully the captain’s armband will tighten the flow of oxygen to his brain so he doesn’t do anything stupid and get red carded, thus keeping him out of the first game of the WC. quote:I don’t believe cards carry over to the World Cup. In any case, he’s probably more at risk of lazily falling asleep and getting stepped on and injured. quote:I think Jozy was named captain so that we can send Mexico home. Okay so there are loser hater idiots every where. Let's hear from the experts shallw e? quote:“playing awful recently”? quote:Hope he’ll show Sunderland what can he do with services. quote:Like I said. I felt Jozy was a lone bright spot in the first half and could have gotten some assists or even goals if anyone else was playing sharp. Davis certainly put the ball in the right place to allow someone to make a play. But he only did it a couple of times while I thought Jozy advanced our play far more often and while Panama was being much or disciplined but in the first half no one was sharp enough to step up to take advantage. Blunderland and USMNTards and also everyone else holding The Joze back AS USUAL.
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Oct 16, 2013 09:42
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jozy haters have serious holes in their own life so they have to take it out on someone, sucks that its a good player like jozy but heskey is gone forever and well here we are
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Oct 16, 2013 09:58
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tbf Emile Heskey was a very useful and effective (in his ways) player with a good goal scoring record at Leicester and Liverpool. I always thought a lot of the criticism against him was a bit unfair.
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Oct 16, 2013 10:06
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Emile Heskey scored 111 Premier League goals and is 17th on the all time top scorer list ahead of Dion Dublin, Didier Drogba and Ruud van Nistelrooy. Jozy has scored 1 Premier League goal.
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Oct 16, 2013 10:10
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The only service Jozy knows what to do with is room service
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Oct 16, 2013 10:13
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Big Jozy Knew posted:The only service Jozy knows what to do with is room service I bet he doesn't tip
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Oct 16, 2013 10:35
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Modus Trollens posted:I bet he doesn't tip He tips all the food into his mouth
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Oct 16, 2013 10:43
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I'm losing patience with Jozy. Score a loving goal you loving idiot. Shithouse. oval office!!
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Oct 16, 2013 10:45
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Pissflaps posted:I'm losing patience with Jozy. Score a loving goal you loving idiot. Shithouse. oval office!! I predict North Korea to become a free, peaceful, fun loving land before Jozy scores a league goal.
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Oct 16, 2013 11:29
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Wait, I change that. I predict England will win a World Cup before Jozy scores.
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Oct 16, 2013 11:29
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Is Jozy still bad? Or are the rest of Sunderland holding him back?
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Oct 16, 2013 11:32
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Pissflaps posted:I'm losing patience with Jozy. Score a loving goal you loving idiot. Shithouse. oval office!! Calm down
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Oct 16, 2013 11:33
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NinjaSteve posted:Calm down I am calm you calm down!!!!!!
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Oct 16, 2013 11:37
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Pissflaps posted:I'm losing patience with Jozy. Score a loving goal you loving idiot. Shithouse. oval office!! No don't
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Oct 16, 2013 11:41
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Jozy cost £8m 
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Oct 16, 2013 11:43
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Scott Bakula posted:Jozy cost £8m Let me check my calculator...that's "divide by zero error" per goal
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Oct 16, 2013 11:45
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Dont forget that Jozy scored a goal in the league cup
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Oct 16, 2013 11:47
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jozy did score against arsenal (poo poo club i know) but was robbed so there is always that
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Oct 16, 2013 12:03
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Reek posted:jozy did score against arsenal (poo poo club i know) but was robbed so there is always that I just checked the stats and apparently he didn't score a legitimate goal against Arsenal? The whistle had already gone and Jozy was trying to sneak a desperate goal? The stats are also showing that he hasn't scored a legitimate goal against any other team in the premier league either. He sounds really loving bad if the stats are to be believed.
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Oct 16, 2013 12:12
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Reek posted:jozy did score against arsenal (poo poo club i know) but was robbed so there is always that No he didn't.
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Oct 16, 2013 12:33
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Big Jozy Knew posted:Let me check my calculator...that's "divide by zero error" per goal looks like every goal jozy has scored for Sunderland has cost them nothing
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Oct 16, 2013 12:36
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Taff posted:looks like every goal jozy has scored for Sunderland has cost them nothing i don't think you "get" division by zero Taff
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Oct 16, 2013 12:38
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Reek posted:jozy did score against arsenal (poo poo club i know) but was robbed so there is always that sorry there's no mention of this in the official chart as far as I can see
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Oct 16, 2013 12:47
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excuse me lady posted:i don't think you "get" division by zero Taff how much have they paid for each goal Jozy has scored grez
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Oct 16, 2013 12:53
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Taff posted:how much have they paid for each goal Jozy has scored grez (+/-)∞ , Taff.
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Oct 16, 2013 13:01
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Taff posted:how much have they paid for each goal Jozy has scored grez An infinite sum of money???
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Oct 16, 2013 13:11
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Hmm this is quite embarrassing for Taff, potentially even more so than it is for Jozy.
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Oct 16, 2013 13:17
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I don't expect Taff to be able to do sums. I do expect Jozy to be able to score goals.
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Oct 16, 2013 13:18
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Pissflaps posted:An infinite sum of money??? This is wrong, Im disappointed in you
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Oct 16, 2013 14:34
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Pissflaps posted:An infinite sum of money??? I don't know, 8 million quid looks finite to me.
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Oct 16, 2013 14:58
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Healbot posted:I don't know, 8 million quid looks finite to me. But how much have they paid for each goal?
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Oct 16, 2013 15:01
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I heard they don't have schools in Wales which could explain what's going on here so don't be too hard on the lad
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Oct 16, 2013 19:35
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Pissflaps posted:I'm losing patience with Jozy. Score a loving goal you loving idiot. Shithouse. oval office!! How good would Jozy be if we combined his amazing natural talent with some of that tasty hormone therapy that made a midget the best player in the world, makes you think
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Oct 16, 2013 19:42
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Mean Bean Machine posted:How good would Jozy be if we combined his amazing natural talent with some of that tasty hormone therapy that made a midget the best player in the world, makes you think He would not stop being poo poo op.
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Oct 16, 2013 19:43
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Jozyyy is shite Jozy is shite he is worse than Jason Leeee
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Oct 16, 2013 20:38
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A Team of “Altidores” Or use any of your favorite US players (tune of Yellow Submarine) We all dream of a team of Altidores, A team of Altidores, A team of Altidores. We all dream of a team of Altidores, A team of Altidores, A team of Altidores. And number one, is Altidore. And number two, is Altidore. And number three, is Altidore. And number four, is Altidore. We all dream of a team of Altidores, A team of Altidores, A team of Altidores. We all dream of a team of Altidores, A team of Altidores, A team of Altidores. And number five, is Altidore. And number six, is Altidore. And number seven, is Altidore. And number eight, is Altidore. We all dream of a team of Altidores, A team of Altidores, A team of Altidores. We all dream of a team of Altidores, A team of Altidores, A team of Altidores. And number nine, is Altidore. And number ten, is Altidore. And number eleven, is Altidore. And off the bench, is Altidore! We all dream of a team of Altidores, A team of Altidores, A team of Altidores. We all dream of a team of Altidores, A team of Altidores, A team of Altidores
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Oct 16, 2013 20:41
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Taff posted:This is wrong, Im disappointed in you Much like Jozy's football ability, as limit approaches zero you head towards an infinity. Jozy is limit approaching zero infinity poo poo.
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http://www.mlssoccer.com/video/2013/10/16/jozy-altidore-exclusive-interview-about-world-cup-mls-sunderland Jozy's been out and about in Sunderland's Roker park, chatting about their poor start to the season and the MLS. Now that the International window has closed for a bit and things hopefully settling down over at the Stadium of Light with Gus Poyet now at the helm, Im confident of an improvement in Sunderlands form with many goals to come for the big lad, hopefully starting against Swansea at the weekend.
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