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Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011
OK, you can stop yelling :hf:

Dongicus posted:

Metal Gear Rising Cholesterol.

e: Content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcfEV5wV2Jg

:barf: Those teeth!
What is it with spergs and that voice. "bwonies"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_oTUVtUqcM
This guy does the same thing.

Is it a regional thing, or a :spergin: thing?

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Abitha Denton
Jan 10, 2012

Barf Wight posted:

What is it with spergs and that voice. "bwonies"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_oTUVtUqcM
This guy does the same thing.

Is it a regional thing, or a :spergin: thing?

Bronies are really big fans of Rik Mayall.

It's a relatively common speech impediment, as far as I know. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhotacism

John Liver
May 4, 2009

Abitha Denton posted:

Bronies are really big fans of Rik Mayall.

It's a relatively common speech impediment, as far as I know. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhotacism

Huh. Well now I feel kind of strange laughing at Elmer Fudd. Leawn something new evwy day.

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

John Liver posted:

Huh. Well now I feel kind of strange laughing at Elmer Fudd. Leawn something new evwy day.

... I talked like that until I was in sixth grade. I also had a pretty pronounced lisp. I had to do speech therapy to get rid of both of them, but if I'm tired/drunk/high, sometimes it still happens. Some words are worse than others--"paper towels" is the worst name ever invented :colbert: comes out like "papew towewth" if I'm tired enough.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

To be honest if I had a sword most of my day would probably involve chopping things up.

Taliaquin
Dec 13, 2009

Turtle flu

Haymaker_Betty posted:

... I talked like that until I was in sixth grade. I also had a pretty pronounced lisp. I had to do speech therapy to get rid of both of them, but if I'm tired/drunk/high, sometimes it still happens. Some words are worse than others--"paper towels" is the worst name ever invented :colbert: comes out like "papew towewth" if I'm tired enough.
Same. :hfive: I still have to concentrate even when sober sometimes when saying a word that contains "st" or "ts." I'm pretty sure drunk me sounds like an angry five-year-old girl. (Or just a loud redneck with a lisp.)

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

grittyreboot posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY

I'm not sure if I'm more confused by this guy's rage or his torso

I know this is from the last page, but can we talk about this? Has anybody seen him in person before? I have to know what the hell is up with this guy, physically and mentally.

VoidBurger
Jul 18, 2008

A leap into the void.
The burger in space.
Watched this and thought of you, thread.

https://vimeo.com/67913670

It wouldn't have been thread-worthy at all if it weren't for the little action scenes where the cosplayers pretend to be the characters they're dressed up as.

Effingham
Aug 1, 2006

The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

EmmyOk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

pic related: me being baller



Not really though. Googling 'weird anime neckbeard' was surprisingly fruitless

I think that's a famous French model.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Effingham posted:

I think that's a famous French model.

My mind has grown so feeble from experiencing all the horrors in this thread, that I can't tell if that's a joke or not.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




EmmyOk posted:

My mind has grown so feeble from experiencing all the horrors in this thread, that I can't tell if that's a joke or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmx4twCK3_I

The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tex Avery posted:

I know this is from the last page, but can we talk about this? Has anybody seen him in person before? I have to know what the hell is up with this guy, physically and mentally.
:stare: No. No, we can not talk about this.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Ahh! Now things make sense once again. State Farm doesn't exist where I live, so at least I'm not a total lemon.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Who's four tons of granite and in the Army? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Who stands on my gravesite for eternity? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS



The cemetary had the gravestones, which stand six feet tall and cost $13,000 apiece, removed for being "inappropriate" and "not within the guidelines."

My first thought was "man, that's harsh, it's probably just an over-the-top-but-understandable tribute for a poor kid who died of some horrible disease and whose love of Spongebob kept him entertained and comfortable through his few tragic years of pain in scary hospitals" :smith:

But I was wrong. One's for a 28 year-old Army woman who died, and the other for her surviving twin sister, who's in the Navy.

quote:

The 28-year-old Walker loved the Nickelodeon cartoon character and collected a variety of SpongeBob items, her mother told WLWT-TV.

“SpongeBob went in her casket before we laid her in the ground,” Deborah Walker said.



Paid for in advance as part of a six-member family plot.

So many questions. Was this woman such a crazed fangirl that she left a directive for this in her will? Did her parents think "well, she really liked Spongebob so this will be awesome :downs:" and will be haunted by the ashamed daughter's spirit for all eternity? How much will the surviving sister appreciate her own gravestone when she's 70?

And how many amazing disputes over burial rights can we expect to see from this generation of creepy fanboys?

:spergin: Please remove your two-story mausoleum inscribed with erotic poses of Twilight Sparkle, as I have already purchased a plot for me and my wife.

Gazaar
Mar 23, 2005

.txt

Barf Wight posted:

What is it with spergs and that voice. "bwonies"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_oTUVtUqcM
This guy does the same thing.

Is it a regional thing, or a :spergin: thing?

According to his appearance on on Tosh.0 that fat bottle guy made up his own accent. It sounds like a completely viable thing for someone so poo poo to do. Or it's an excuse to cover up an impediment. I like to think he spent like a month fine tuning his awesome new accent, not realizing it makes him sound like a mongoloid trying to sound like a bond villain.

Jokers Gamble
May 31, 2013

whoflungpoop posted:

Who's four tons of granite and in the Army? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Who stands on my gravesite for eternity? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS





The first thing I thought is the next time memorial day comes around and they're planting flags next to vets graves some poor volunteer is going to be confused as gently caress.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Barf Wight posted:

What is it with spergs and that voice. "bwonies"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_oTUVtUqcM
This guy does the same thing.

Is it a regional thing, or a :spergin: thing?

I feel like this guy transcends the thread. Everyone else in here has a rain cloud of self pity and anger that's really off-putting. But here's a guy just doing his thing and having a good time, and sure it's embarrassing, but he's having fun. He's oddly uplifting.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

I like how the momentum of his own weight causes him to spin in a circle.

SheepNameKiller
Jun 19, 2004

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

I feel like this guy transcends the thread. Everyone else in here has a rain cloud of self pity and anger that's really off-putting. But here's a guy just doing his thing and having a good time, and sure it's embarrassing, but he's having fun. He's oddly uplifting.

He also has a website, https://www.fatswordsman.com

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Gazaar posted:

According to his appearance on on Tosh.0 that fat bottle guy made up his own accent.

Does anyone remember the kid who gave himself some hilarious fake name, speaks with a fake accent, and carries around little pieces of metal in his pockets? There was some news puff piece about him (I think its was some sort of student news on his campus) I saw a while back and he is this thread incarnate.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

NESguerilla posted:

Does anyone remember the kid who gave himself some hilarious fake name, speaks with a fake accent, and carries around little pieces of metal in his pockets? There was some news puff piece about him (I think its was some sort of student news on his campus) I saw a while back and he is this thread incarnate.

Yeah, he gave some interview or something. Ugh.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

This sounds interesting, do you have a link?

The fatswordsman is very :unsmith:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Warm und Fuzzy posted:

I feel like this guy transcends the thread. Everyone else in here has a rain cloud of self pity and anger that's really off-putting. But here's a guy just doing his thing and having a good time, and sure it's embarrassing, but he's having fun. He's oddly uplifting.

I love him, he's the antithesis of that angry trumpet man posted earlier. Angry trumpet man really bummed me out for some reason.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Friends Are Evil posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dfjo23fmrQ

This man. This man is Reddit incarnated into human flesh.

Is there a way to report videos that not only get the video banned but also get the vlogger killed?

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

NESguerilla posted:

Does anyone remember the kid who gave himself some hilarious fake name, speaks with a fake accent, and carries around little pieces of metal in his pockets? There was some news puff piece about him (I think its was some sort of student news on his campus) I saw a while back and he is this thread incarnate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb0BcRlq7uw

That'd chillfully be Klamer.

Tea Bone
Feb 18, 2011

I'm going for gasps.

drat, you know it's going to be bad when the guy with pink hair isn't the awkward and ugly.

2:04 the essence of :smug:

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

Abitha Denton posted:

It's a relatively common speech impediment, as far as I know. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhotacism
I hope the scientist who named that impediment got the Nobel Prize for trolling.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Oh my lord

content:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/DeydRwu.jpg:nws:

jodai
Mar 2, 2010

Banging with all due hardness.

Dongicus posted:

Metal Gear Rising Cholesterol.

e: Content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcfEV5wV2Jg

:barf: Those teeth!

Edit: wow, I should have refreshed. There's a guy I game with that sounds like this but with a southern accent and he seems alright. It makes him sound Cajun.

jodai has a new favorite as of 00:39 on Oct 22, 2013

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

They must have delightful xmas cards. :suicide:

5er
Jun 1, 2000



I actually said, 'gently caress you' out loud without thinking about it and killed the video at that.

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

5er posted:

I actually said, 'gently caress you' out loud without thinking about it and killed the video at that.

Holy poo poo, yeah. The minute he started talking I was just NOPE NOPE NOPE. I am very susceptible to vicarious embarrassment :stonk:

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
Otaku gets a new anime doll, takes dozens of pictures of his other anime dolls holding a welcome party:

http://inclynedfigures.blogspot.com/2013/09/kobatos-welcome-party.html

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

The Monkey Man posted:

Otaku gets a new anime doll, takes dozens of pictures of his other anime dolls holding a welcome party:

http://inclynedfigures.blogspot.com/2013/09/kobatos-welcome-party.html



I wonder how many times this guy has cried between photo sessions.

"Don't cry, otaku-san, we're your family now!"

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

The Monkey Man posted:

Otaku gets a new anime doll, takes dozens of pictures of his other anime dolls holding a welcome party:

http://inclynedfigures.blogspot.com/2013/09/kobatos-welcome-party.html



So that's how they could have made the Maniac remake creepier.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

This is from a few pages back, but can this really be considered a GoonCat? I mean, it does seem to be enjoying the touch of a woman. And she seems to not be repulsed.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Trying to sound articulate when you aren't very articulate, he's an SA poster.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"




I loving love Jacob Klamer and show him to everyone. There are so many great things about this video.

"Oh my, oh my!"
"the end"

And that fact that his personality is so fake that he has to really, really think, "how would I describe Elvis?" and the best he can come up with is "musical... person".

Like, I wonder if he does that voice when he's at home. If someone comes over, and he does the voice, will his mother say "Jacob, why are you talking like that?"

God I love Klamer. You'd really think someone so desperate for attention would have a blog or something.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

The Monkey Man posted:

Otaku gets a new anime doll, takes dozens of pictures of his other anime dolls holding a welcome party:
There used to be a thread detailing the horror stories of Anime doll owners. People would imbue them with personalities and make cat ladies look sane.

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

JebanyPedal posted:

Trying to sound articulate when you aren't very articulate, he's an SA poster.

I love how even after his long pauses he couldn't think of the right words.

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