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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Well I have some Tic-Tacs in my purse...

CatchrNdRy has been guilty of the following atrocities: synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots, replacing my birth control pills with Tic Tacs...

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

CatchrNdRy has been guilty of the following atrocities: synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots, replacing my birth control pills with Tic Tacs...

Show me on the doll where CatchrNdRy put the fireworks.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Skeesix posted:

And then... we went fishing!

Skeesix, isn't it true that IMJack once consumed a ten-pound bag of flour when no other food was available?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Luigi Thirty posted:

What a brave corporate logo!

Can you do any less?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

Duffman can't breathe! Oh no!

Duffman can't die. Only the actors that play him.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

jscolon2.0 posted:

Duffman can't die. Only the actors that play him.

New feelings, brewing inside Duffman! What...Would Jesus do!?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

jscolon2.0 posted:

Duffman can't die. Only the actors that play him.

Duffman is quoting in the direction of the problem!

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!
I was sure you'd quote a previous post, because the Simpsons thread slopes down that way.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



The Dark One posted:

I was sure you'd quote a previous post, because the Simpsons thread slopes down that way.
The Futurama Quote Thread is that-a-way!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Duffman can't die. Only the actors that play him.

Can it, Sid.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

Show me on the doll where CatchrNdRy put the fireworks.

You think you're so big because your class always gets to do projects. Well, um, I'm doing a school project on, uhm..er, fireworks.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

You think you're so big because your class always gets to do projects. Well, um, I'm doing a school project on, uhm..er, fireworks.

Bad poster. No, bad moderator. :china:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

CatchrNdRy posted:

You think you're so big because your class always gets to do projects. Well, um, I'm doing a school project on, uhm..er, fireworks.

My geode must be acknowledged!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Luigi Thirty posted:

My geode must be acknowledged!

I have rocks that need washing at home.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Striking Yak posted:

Skeesix, isn't it true that IMJack once consumed a ten-pound bag of flour when no other food was available?



Oh, IMJack. Wouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Hogburto posted:


I have rocks that need washing at home.


We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:


We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.

PLUG IT IN! PLUG IT IN!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:


We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.

Oh sure we could smarten up the quotes for you like this, but when we'd have the duller goons posting in here, furrowing their brows and using emoticons in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:


We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.

Missing webpages? sounds like TVIV's got a discipline problem!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



AKA Driver posted:

PLUG IT IN! PLUG IT IN!

The modem or the rock tumblr?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:


We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.

The internet? Is that thing still around?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

Oh sure we could smarten up the quotes for you like this, but when we'd have the duller goons posting in here, furrowing their brows and using emoticons in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

I'm losing my perspicacity!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

MondayHotDog posted:

The internet? Is that thing still around?

Ohhhhh, they have the internet on computers now.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:


We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.

Your internet browser is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TVIV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Cookie Kwan posted:

Ohhhhh, they have the internet on computers now.

Maude, eh?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

I'm losing my perspicacity!

TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

Your internet browser is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TVIV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

Well I'll be.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

CharlieFoxtrot posted:


We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.

Internet Explorer? I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

Jerusalem posted:

TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

Alright Jerusalem, you've been warned.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

Oh sure we could smarten up the quotes for you like this, but when we'd have the duller goons posting in here, furrowing their brows and using emoticons in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

Oh, I could give you a quote, but the only ones who would understand it would be you and me. (And that includes the moderator. ;) )

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Internet Explorer? I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind!

Uh, here you go: Fireföx. From Sweden.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
And now for a delicious memo. Mmmmmmm....memo....

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Cookie Kwan posted:

Alright Jerusalem, you've been warned.

We're gonna sell him to Hulkamatt?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh, I could give you a quote, but the only ones who would understand it would be you and me. (And that includes the moderator. ;) )

Hehehe :blush:

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Writer Cath posted:

We're gonna sell him to Hulkamatt?

You're a dull boy, Writer Cath.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Come on, Jerusalem. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Come on, Jerusalem. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say?


You're as homely as a mule and twice as ugly! If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Come on, Jerusalem. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say?

Not now, I'm too drunk.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Come on, Jerusalem. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say?

Y'know, Drink-Mix Man, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Y'know, Drink-Mix Man, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.

(What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.)

TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

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