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M_Sinistrari: Sep 5, 2008; Do you like scary movies?

cuntvalet posted:

Plus would people who traditionally eat with chopsticks do so with finger foods like baby carrots and cauliflower?

I know when I was learning to eat with them I did start with finger foods until I got a better hang of using them.

# ? Oct 26, 2013 23:40

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# ? May 30, 2024 20:35

Havegum: Aug 29, 2013

Comic con at the Newgrounds stand in 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Fbx-LPk90

# ? Oct 26, 2013 23:42

ParaPraxis: Nov 21, 2010; My ultimate Ayn Rand porn

I feel so bad for that kids mom.

honey...honey...
I HAVE ISSUED A FLASHOFF
hey...

# ? Oct 26, 2013 23:58

FreshCutFries: Sep 15, 2007

Cordyceps Headache posted:

Two wolf moon? What sort of blasphemy is this???

Two wolves are how you know it's a cheap knock-off. Make sure you're only getting your wolf-moon merchandise from approved vendors people. :rolleyes:

# ? Oct 27, 2013 00:01

Havegum: Aug 29, 2013

canyoneer posted:

This is great, I just had to touch up on it

# ? Oct 27, 2013 00:31

don longjohns: Mar 2, 2012

Havegum posted:

This is great, I just had to touch up on it

Did she take a photo every day or something? If so she needs to change her shirts more.

Whoa, ho, ho, slow down there buddy. I only spread it for class.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 00:36

Crimsonjewfro: Jul 12, 2008; I can't even afford an avatar

This guy is from my city.

His name is Adial Jr., aka Dance Boy. He wears a pink jacket that says something about how he's too shy to go after girls, so he wants a girl that will come after him (it has his phone number there too). He's probably 40 (he doesn't reveal his age) and he lurks in his pink car next to schools, I'd say preying on high school girls, but since he can't come after them himself, he's waiting for them to fall on his lap or something (unfortunately that's no illegal here). But only if they're, like, superhot, he doesn't want any fatties or anything.

I'm not making any of this up, he has a facebook page for his quest (it's in Portuguese, if you guys can read it: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Procuro-uma-namorada-que-chegue-em-mim-Adial-J%C3%BAnior-o-Dance-Boy/281133995243629 ) and a blog, where he spergs it out real hard, E/N style: http://danceboyadialjunior.blogspot.com.br/ (also in Portuguese).

Crimsonjewfro has a new favorite as of 01:02 on Oct 27, 2013

# ? Oct 27, 2013 01:00

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Haymaker_Betty posted:

Whoa, ho, ho, slow down there buddy. I only spread it for class.

~~Kid~~ man on the left looks like he's 15. ~~Boy~~ man on the right, eh, 16. The other two ~~teenagers~~ men, I'd generously say 19. Also, I was really hoping-but-not-hoping that middle left was Jim Sterling, but it was just some idiot missing the point of Jim's deliberately-obnoxious Jimquisition costume.

_{_{_{please don't tell me it's not deliberate, I like Jim}}}

# ? Oct 27, 2013 01:06

FreshCutFries: Sep 15, 2007

Crimsonjewfro posted:

I'd say preying on high school girls, but since he can't come after them himself, he's waiting for them to fall on his lap or something (unfortunately that's no illegal here).

Whoa. This made me look up Brazilian age of consent laws. 14 is the official age of consent, and an exception is made where a 17 year old can legally have sex with a 12 year old. :psyduck:

Also, Bolivia's is apparently just "Puberty".

# ? Oct 27, 2013 01:14

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

God drat do these dweebs have to appropriate every positive descriptive? It's not enough that I can't even call someone a "nice guy" anymore without associating them with these dregs, but now apparently the word "class" means "dressed like a twat".

# ? Oct 27, 2013 01:14

particle409: Jan 15, 2008; Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Calico Heart posted:

God drat do these dweebs have to appropriate every positive descriptive? It's not enough that I can't even call someone a "nice guy" anymore without associating them with these dregs, but now apparently the word "class" means "dressed like a twat".

My attorney (business not criminal) called me the nicest guy she's ever met yesterday in front of a really attractive woman, and I felt completely shut down. I wanted to point out all the lovely things I had done this week, but I felt like that wasn't going to help things. Instead I made up some bullshit about being nice to people helping facilitate business.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 02:18

Finisher1: Feb 21, 2008

particle409 posted:

My attorney (business not criminal) called me the nicest guy she's ever met yesterday in front of a really attractive woman, and I felt completely shut down. I wanted to point out all the lovely things I had done this week, but I felt like that wasn't going to help things. Instead I made up some bullshit about being nice to people helping facilitate business.

You can be a genuinely nice guy without being a "Nice Guy."

# ? Oct 27, 2013 02:31

5er: Jun 1, 2000

mng posted:

The good thing about awkward and obnoxious weeaboos is that the gender doesn't matter .

It's frequently difficult to determine.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 02:34

Castle Bidimar: Mar 27, 2012; by T. Finninho

Finisher1 posted:

You can be a genuinely nice guy without being a "Nice Guy."

nope.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 02:47

mikerock: Oct 29, 2005

Castle Bidimar posted:

nope.

Nice Guy spotted.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 02:51

echopapa: Jun 2, 2005; El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

Effingham posted:

Still horrible accent and pronunciation. How can someone watch anime all day like that and still say the words so badly.

Probably because they're learning from cartoon characters.

Now I wish we would teach foreigners English using Looney Tunes so I could hear legions of angry Japanese tourists calling people "long-eared galoots."

# ? Oct 27, 2013 02:57

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Oh boy, Nice Guy vs nice guy chat.

One of my friends discovered bitstrips and now my facebook feed is full of autobiographical bitstrips. I don't feel like screenshotting them because the material is just kinda banal stuff about alarm clocks instead of anything funny, but it's pretty awkward to see.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 02:57

Millions of Crows: Mar 31, 2010; take a look overhead

hseroK divaD posted:

It came from... gently caress if know.

fake edit: tagged just in case.

I keep seeing Mojo from the X-Men at age 12.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 03:25

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

I don't think it is said enough, but I REALLY appreciate this thread. It is one of the three things I check every during my morning dump and the first thing I check on my "just got home from work" dump.

Thank you all.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 03:54

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

I don't think it is said enough, but I REALLY appreciate this thread. It is one of the three things I check every during my morning dump and the first thing I check on my "just got home from work" dump.

Thank you all.

Careful. You keep taking a dump looking at awkward and ugly people then if you ever attend a Goonmeet you're going to poo poo your pants.

Or does that always happen regardless?

# ? Oct 27, 2013 04:18

Denzo: Feb 19, 2013

Shugojin posted:

Oh boy, Nice Guy vs nice guy chat.

One of my friends discovered bitstrips and now my facebook feed is full of autobiographical bitstrips. I don't feel like screenshotting them because the material is just kinda banal stuff about alarm clocks instead of anything funny, but it's pretty awkward to see.

Well you've always got this thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3543357&perpage=40&pagenumber=200#pti37

# ? Oct 27, 2013 04:23

QuestWhat: Nov 11, 2012

Haymaker_Betty posted:

Part of me wants to believe that this a parody.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:11

satsui no thankyou: Apr 23, 2011

All of you should, because the original image has a bunch of olde timey celebrities in fedoras that actually suit them.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:18

M_Sinistrari: Sep 5, 2008; Do you like scary movies?

Shugojin posted:

Oh boy, Nice Guy vs nice guy chat.

One of my friends discovered bitstrips and now my facebook feed is full of autobiographical bitstrips. I don't feel like screenshotting them because the material is just kinda banal stuff about alarm clocks instead of anything funny, but it's pretty awkward to see.

I ended up blocking the app thing for those because it got so bad on my facebook. Just when one batch of friends would taper off, another would discover them and go on a crazy posting spree.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:23

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Of course it's a parody. Pretty sure the bottom row consists solely of mock pictures, I'm almost certain I've seen the third guy posted in this very thread.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:25

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

cuntvalet posted:

Plus would people who traditionally eat with chopsticks do so with finger foods like baby carrots and cauliflower?

Put them in a small bowl, lift the bowl and use the chopstick to slurp the food into your mouth.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 06:07

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Crimsonjewfro posted:

I'm not making any of this up, he has a facebook page for his quest (it's in Portuguese, if you guys can read it: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Procuro-uma-namorada-que-chegue-em-mim-Adial-J%C3%BAnior-o-Dance-Boy/281133995243629 ) and a blog, where he spergs it out real hard, E/N style: http://danceboyadialjunior.blogspot.com.br/ (also in Portuguese).

Of all the crazy poo poo on his car, the "Advertise your business here!" on the rear passenger window is my favorite. Better snap up that prime ad real estate before the local dating service does :allears:

# ? Oct 27, 2013 06:50

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Shugojin posted:

Oh boy, Nice Guy vs nice guy chat.

One of my friends discovered bitstrips and now my facebook feed is full of autobiographical bitstrips. I don't feel like screenshotting them because the material is just kinda banal stuff about alarm clocks instead of anything funny, but it's pretty awkward to see.

What the gently caress are bitstrips?

# ? Oct 27, 2013 07:27

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Gaunab posted:

What the gently caress are bitstrips?

If only there were some sort of website where you could type things in and it would find relevant websites to your query. Maybe someone should work on that, one of these days.

It's basically a comic-maker that lets you pose customizable characters and add speech bubbles, effects, etc. in variable environments.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 07:38

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

# ? Oct 27, 2013 07:39

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Time for today's episode of Halloween Costume or Creepy Fetish!

# ? Oct 27, 2013 07:40

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

I like how he looks, like, defeated somehow.

"Meeeh I guess I'm a bald beared bee meeeeeh"

# ? Oct 27, 2013 07:49

nockturne: Aug 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

Tatum Girlparts posted:

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"All I can say is that my life is pretty plain..."

# ? Oct 27, 2013 08:32

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Tatum Girlparts posted:

"For Halloween this year I'm going as drewtoothpaste going as a bee."

# ? Oct 27, 2013 08:50

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

canyoneer posted:

Crossposting from another sub-forum.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 08:58

TheMightyHandful: Dec 8, 2008

Standard army issue jeans and hoodie.

# ? Oct 27, 2013 10:54

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.