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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


T.G. Xarbala posted:

Guess we know what happened to velociraptors. They became giant, angry turkeys.

A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, woosh

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Getting a key from a door with this method is a really common trope, actually. In fact, you do the same thing in Simon the Sorceror, another adventure game released in 1993.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Crocuta
Nov 6, 2004
wakkawa

At first I was really puzzled, because I didn't recall there being pipe-smoking raptors in that game, but then I got it.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Whoforthenwhat posted:

Australia says welcome.



THIS WAS SUCH A BAD IDEA

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

theflyingorc posted:

Getting a key from a door with this method is a really common trope, actually. In fact, you do the same thing in Simon the Sorceror, another adventure game released in 1993.

Yep, it was a tried and true method of getting into locked rooms in fiction when most doors used those strait through keyholes. Unlikely outside of fiction though since leaving the key in the door like that was dumb and not something you do then or now.

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Huge loving thank you to whatever goon posted those Top Secret! gifs a few weeks ago and reminded me the movie existed. So goddamn underrated.

I ordered it off Amazon and made some gifs for you people.









theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Grraarrgghh posted:

Huge loving thank you to whatever goon posted those Top Secret! gifs a few weeks ago and reminded me the movie existed. So goddamn underrated.

I ordered it off Amazon and made some gifs for you people.
Ha! After the person posted those gifs, I bought the movie on Amazon instant.

Can anyone get the shot of the band member lying on his back while playing? It's one of the best shots in the movie.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Val Kilmer Gifs? Absolutely.






^ Caption, not macro.


Couldn't find much.

Abbeh
May 23, 2006

When I grow up I mean to be
A Lion large and fierce to see.
(Thank you, Das Boo!)




Zeether
Aug 26, 2011


Zeether has a new favorite as of 23:03 on Nov 17, 2013

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

boo_radley posted:



Times were saucier back then, I guess!
Well that one isn't too far off from the real thing.
For YOU, not THEM.

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012


Can I ask, why Van Halen?

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008

Cordyceps Headache posted:

Can I ask, why Van Halen?

It was from the latest South Park episode, won't give away any more than that for those who care (and because I don't care to type it all up).

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

The other hole in the ceiling seems to imply this is an ongoing problem.

butros
Aug 2, 2007

I believe the signs of the reptile master


Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
I'm a fan of the guy tactically slamming the other guy's face into the turf.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
Floppy disk ejected in space.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!


(source)

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Zeether posted:

The other hole in the ceiling seems to imply this is an ongoing problem.

I think that's a vent.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

How did this not erupt into a brawl?

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

veedubfreak posted:

How did this not erupt into a brawl?
It's just how you play Rugby

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



veedubfreak posted:

How did this not erupt into a brawl?

Because Rugby is an amazing game.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

That is the dirtiest thing I have ever seen in sports :psyduck: Is that fake turf?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Not in rugby, no, that would be very very bad.

The tackle is perfectly legal, the headjamming into the grass thing I'm pretty sure isn't.

Malkamar
Mar 15, 2009
MY DEAD HUSBAND WAS FULL OF SHIT


Maybe it was a bad idea to let dad be the ref.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

I love how you can see his arm wiggle a bit and it looks like he is smooshing the dudes face around in the grass.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Miltank posted:

That is the dirtiest thing I have ever seen in sports :psyduck: Is that fake turf?

You must basically never watch sports.

A face in the turf is poor sportsmanship but it's basically nothing. You get a scrape on your face that honestly looks kinda cool for a while and that's it.

thespaceinvader posted:

Not in rugby, no, that would be very very bad.

Why exactly would that be?

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Miltank posted:

That is the dirtiest thing I have ever seen in sports :psyduck: Is that fake turf?

Yeah, Rugby is short for rugburn.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

LimburgLimbo posted:

Why exactly would that be?
Sliding on fake turf is like sliding on a cheesegrater and rugby involves a lot of sliding.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Elysiume posted:

Sliding on fake turf is like sliding on a cheesegrater and rugby involves a lot of sliding.

The parts of your body where most of your weight are are covered by your shorts and jersey so it's not that bad. Nice expensive fields are grass they bring in yeah, but a whole lot of rugby is played on fake turf and dirt.

Edit: To stay somewhat on target, here's some men in pink who have more testosterone than any of us ever will.

LimburgLimbo has a new favorite as of 18:28 on Nov 18, 2013

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Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎
So, rugby appears to just be american football without the pads. Do they measure the length of an athlete's career in hours?

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