Funny Pictures XIII: The chain mails of tomorrow, today!

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Schindler's Fist: Jul 22, 2004; Weasels! Get 'em off me! Aaaa!

kannonfodder posted:

Bonus points for the smiley in the smoke launcher, top right. That's some kawaii tankin' right there.

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Invalido: Dec 28, 2005; BICHAELING

Schindler's Fist posted:

Bonus points for the smiley in the smoke launcher, top right. That's some kawaii tankin' right there.

I'm pretty sure that's no smoke launcher but rather a noise making device used when playing tank laser tag, which isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds. :spergin:

# ? Nov 24, 2013 14:08

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

Bad situation for an ironing board.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 14:39

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Jippa posted:

Bad situation for an ironing board.

It's always the right situation for Extreme Ironing :colbert:

# ? Nov 24, 2013 14:50

Chinaman7000: Nov 28, 2003

Invalido posted:

I'm pretty sure that's no smoke launcher but rather a noise making device used when playing tank laser tag, which isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds.

I want the zoomed out version with the guy who took his photo running with those guys as the bear gets closer.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 15:06

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Invalido posted:

I'm pretty sure that's no smoke launcher but rather a noise making device used when playing tank laser tag, which isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds.

Poor neck beard knows he is hosed. That's why everyone else kinda looks like they are smiling.

Invalido posted:

I'm pretty sure that's no smoke launcher but rather a noise making device used when playing tank laser tag, which isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds.

No but the Tank Biathalon is.
http://youtu.be/kdLHVdcAreU

Soulex has a new favorite as of 15:32 on Nov 24, 2013

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Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Invalido posted:

I'm pretty sure that's no smoke launcher but rather a noise making device used when playing tank laser tag, which isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds.

You don't have to be faster then the bear, just the guy next to you.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 16:05

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Soulex posted:

Poor neck beard knows he is hosed. That's why everyone else kinda looks like they are smiling.

Nah, neckbeard's going to be fine. Guy with the camera around his neck is falling over.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 19:06

Ez: Mar 26, 2007; Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Soulex posted:

Poor neck beard knows he is hosed. That's why everyone else kinda looks like they are smiling.

I'd say he has a 50/50 chance of surviving. If that bear is a female it will be naturally repelled by the neckbeard.

# ? Nov 24, 2013 19:22

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

# ? Nov 25, 2013 00:54

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Wow the think tank at Hasbro was firing on all cylinders with that one.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 02:17

omnibobb: Dec 3, 2005; Title text'd

# ? Nov 25, 2013 02:29

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omnibobb posted:

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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

# ? Nov 25, 2013 02:45

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 25, 2013 03:36

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I love that store. My sister picked this up for me when she stopped by.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:16

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Android Bicyclist posted:

I love that store. My sister picked this up for me when she stopped by.

The line "easy clean-up" made my laugh far harder than it has any right to :allears:

# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:20

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Android Bicyclist posted:

I love that store. My sister picked this up for me when she stopped by.

Ah yes, for that old chestnut of a joke:

:v:

Do you have Doom in a Can?

:doom:

FOOL! No man is worthy of entrapping DOOM in such a device!!

# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:22

Effingham: Aug 1, 2006; The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

Soulex posted:

Poor neck beard knows he is hosed. That's why everyone else kinda looks like they are smiling.

It is a well-known fact that one actually needn't run faster than the bear -- just faster than the guy they're out there with.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 04:54

sub supau: Aug 28, 2007

Effingham posted:

It is a well-known fact that one actually needn't run faster than the bear -- just faster than the guy they're out there with.

Trast posted:

You don't have to be faster then the bear, just the guy next to you.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 05:59

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TetsuoTW posted:

Yeah but that guy used bigger words

# ? Nov 25, 2013 06:21

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 06:29

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

omnibobb posted:

I took a picture of this same box about 5 years ago, weird.

I always imagined him saying "I'm shaving!"

# ? Nov 25, 2013 17:30

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

muscles like this? posted:

# ? Nov 25, 2013 17:41

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

Baron von Eevl posted:

I took a picture of this same box about 5 years ago, weird.

I always imagined him saying "I'm shaving!"

So the joke isn't that it's impossible to have a mirror with variable magnification? Is it a flexible mirror? Is the mirror behind something that changes its index of refraction? I assumed it was a dimmer switch on the light with bad translation.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 18:25

GuardianOfAsgaard: Feb 1, 2012; Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
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Krinkle posted:

So the joke isn't that it's impossible to have a mirror with variable magnification? Is it a flexible mirror? Is the mirror behind something that changes its index of refraction? I assumed it was a dimmer switch on the light with bad translation.

Or, y'know, another slightly concave mirror on the other side.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 18:31

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

Yeah, I've seen double sided mirrors also, but this box implies you rotate the mirror clockwise and it slowly changes focal distance, not that you flip it over and use a different mirror.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 18:37

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Krinkle posted:

Yeah, I've seen double sided mirrors also, but this box implies you rotate the mirror clockwise and it slowly changes focal distance, not that you flip it over and use a different mirror.

You mean, like a camera lens?

# ? Nov 25, 2013 19:33

DannoMack: Aug 1, 2003; i love it when you call me big poppa

I thought the joke was his beard tan line!

# ? Nov 25, 2013 20:15

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

DrBouvenstein posted:

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN SPOTAMANIA GOES PIDDLE ON YOU, BROTHER?

# ? Nov 25, 2013 20:20

Bukowski: Dec 28, 2009; hammulder

muscles like this? posted:

hahaha man I saw this in Playboy years ago, I think it's from the drug issue of 76

# ? Nov 25, 2013 20:43

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

DrBouvenstein posted:

What is this? Beyond hilarious, I mean.

Thanks. And I just remembered that I have the google image search add-on and I could have just searched for the answer instead of asking. My bad.
VVVVVV

Bored has a new favorite as of 22:47 on Nov 25, 2013

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champagne posting: Apr 5, 2006; YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Civilization numero uno.

# ? Nov 25, 2013 22:41

Bharatrocity: Oct 20, 2005; One day son, all I own will still belong to the state

DrBouvenstein posted:

Wife's fine. The kids are retarded though

# ? Nov 25, 2013 22:51

Cart: Sep 28, 2004; They see me rollin...

Nothing to gently caress wit

# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:38

ColHannibal: Sep 17, 2007

Krinkle posted:

Yeah, I've seen double sided mirrors also, but this box implies you rotate the mirror clockwise and it slowly changes focal distance, not that you flip it over and use a different mirror.

Plastic mirror with attachment point on back of the mirror, turning the mirror tightens the attachment point's distance turning the mirror concave or convex altering the focal point.

# ? Nov 26, 2013 00:02