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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
lil jozy and the mackem crew

jeezus

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

Twitter is a social media platform that let's you interact with others.

Thank you.

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014
Congratulations, Jozy, on winning another Player of the Year award!

https://twitter.com/jozyaltidore/status/407954025834090496

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Brad Guzan should be kicking off because he deserved it far more.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I wish we could see kit sales cuz I bet Jozy sells more kits to US audiences to make his non scoring worth it

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!

Abu Dave posted:

I wish we could see kit sales cuz I bet Jozy sells more kits to US audiences to make his non scoring worth it

Maybe USMNT kits, definitely not Sunderland.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


GOLLLLLLLLLLL

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Jozy has scored, my prediction is locked in :smug:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I'm so glad it was Chelsea

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
open the gates!!

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
The Phoenix rises.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
I always believed in the lad.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
It loving happened!

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
I am now 1/20th of the way to my 20 goal prediction. :getin:

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


the 2-goal prediction is on, lads

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Both Bendtner and Jozy score. Football is dead and lol chelsea

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
I was right all along. Time for some Josmer haters to eat a piece of this humble pie I got at the Owned shop.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

American goons everywhere have an argument that he's not poo poo for at least the next 5 years now.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

Haggis Heed posted:

American goons everywhere have an argument that he's not poo poo for at least the next 5 years now.

He's always been a crackin player, take your negativity out of this forum please.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
o
m
g

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
Yay jozy!

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Jozy has scored against two premier league champions in his career.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Mean Bean Machine posted:

No need for a chart, he didn't score today but he will definitely score soon as long as Gus Poofart keeps him out of the bench. Maybe afraid the young and powerful striker will outshine him and the players won't listen to him? Possibly, you'd have to ask him.

Feels good to know everything about football and always be right. Maybe I should be a football manager, seems easy enough, just keep Josmer on the field and away from the haters.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
USA USA USA USA

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
I believed

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
n.. noooo :negative:

I wanted that chart to be unsullied...

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
one down, seven to go :smuggo:

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

I don't believe it. I want a DNA test after the game

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Jozy scored 1 goal in 28 league matches for Hull. Jozy has now scored 1 goal in (I think?) 11 appearances. If my math is correct, that means he is currently scoring more than twice as often as he did in his previous stint in the Premier League. Improvement!

He's still poo poo though.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

My prediction, noooooooooooooooooo!

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
JOZY
JOZY
JOZY
JOZY

If you don't like it then you can get OUT :911:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Gifman?

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
Well done, big joze

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Angel Puddin posted:

Jozy scored 1 goal in 28 league matches for Hull. Jozy has now scored 1 goal in (I think?) 11 appearances. If my math is correct, that means he is currently scoring more than twice as often as he did in his previous stint in the Premier League. Improvement!

He's still poo poo though.
Let's check the numbers:

By this point in his last Premier League stint (December 4th), he had scored 0 goals. His 11th appearance in that stint came on December 5th, after which he had still scored 0 goals. After he had scored 1 goal in his last stint, he had made 18 appearances, for a peak strike rate of 0.06 goals per game as opposed to 0.09 goals per game now.

Congratulations, Jozy.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Or, as they say in Japan, おめでとうございます, Jozy-kun!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lets all take the time to laugh at Chelsea

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Scott Bakula posted:

Lets all take the time to laugh at Chelsea

It might be funny now but in the long run a striker who very occasionally scores is less funny than one who never scores

shame on you, Jozy, for ruining our fun

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
oops wrong thread lol
Jozy blows

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