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Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
The Political Compass fixes its scale.



I suspect the people who run the Political Compass website have a similar political persuasion to most goons, given the test wording and the use of the word neoliberal. I'm not a big fan of the Political Compass myself, it reeks of the Nolan Chart.

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Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Politicalcompass is a horribly designed and worded quiz designed by libertarians. Please don't politicalcompass, it is sort of the "Which Hogwarts House are you in?!?" of politics.

On the subject of tired memes, the best Hitler Reacts video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvXo4sGB7zM

Yeah, I suppose then it's got something to do with the way their questionnaire are is set up. I've taken their test now, and the questions seem kind of all over the place, they don't really seem to transfer well between different countries. As much as I disagree with the CDU, I wouldn't say they're even nearly as bad as Mittens.

ekuNNN posted:

It's because Social-democrats have no interest in governing with the Left. They want to govern with the right so they'll look like the good guys without having to change the status quo :ssh:

That sure worked out well the last time :v:. Chances are that through whatever dark magic she employs Merkel is gonna garner the majority of the praise for anything that goes well while the SPD is probably gonna catch poo poo for anything that goes badly.



Here's a shot of the debate between the chairmen of the three minor factions during the elections in 2013. Left to right: Gysi/Linke, Brüderle/FDP, Trittin/Grüne, helpfully sorted by height. As usual, Gysi owned and ended up straight up calling Brüderle a liar to his face :allears:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

War on Christmas motherfuckers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhTLGBq-Uyg

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
George Bush wearing socks with his own face on them.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Joementum posted:

George Bush wearing socks with his own face on them.



That couch makes a farce of flag code. Also that couch rules.

alg
Mar 14, 2007

A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.

Pitch posted:

It's hard to tell, but he could also mean Fox turning down Super Bowl commercials from a gun company. The NFL's rules explicitly prohibit firearm or ammunition advertising, but a bunch of bloggers are up in arms because the commercial never actually shows a gun on-screen so obviously it's entirely possible the gun manufacturer meant it to sell t-shirts or something.



Yeah it's this.

quote:

The NFL won't show a pro-gun commercial during the Super Bowl, but everyone knows that tough-guy NFL fans love guns, so what gives? Fox News co-host Andrea Tantaros would also like to know why players wore pink during October. And how about all those people complaining about bullying and head injuries? As Rush Limbaugh noted in October, "the chickification of everything is taking place."

http://www.thewire.com/politics/2013/12/conservatives-worry-nfl-getting-too-prissy/355791/

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer


Some flag dudes posted:

Title Four of the "United States Code" which defines the Stars and Stripes neither prescribes nor proscribes the use of cords and tassels, heading, sleeve, fringe, and other accessories to the flag. It is universally recognized that the symbolic aspect of the flag is inherent in its colors and symbols, not in the physical characteristics of the flag or the things (like fringe) added to it when it is displayed…

Admiralty courts deal only with maritime contracts, collisions at sea, and similar naval questions, not with normal civil and criminal cases. There is no symbol in the United States which indicates an admiralty court.
http://flagspot.net/flags/us-fring.html

The American Legion agrees with this, and they're far from the flag-burnin', subversive commie pinko underground UN lizard man army types we all are.

The American Legion posted:

For civilian use, fringe is not required as an integral part of the flag, nor can its use be said to constitute an unauthorized addition to the design prescribed by statute. Fringe is used as an honorable enrichment only.

http://www.legion.org/flag/faq

e: crap, forgot picture. :doh:

The Cubelodyte fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Dec 5, 2013

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3fP15F6szA

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Dec 5, 2013

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Uh oh guys, John Bolton is in trouble :ohdear:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Michelle Obama setting the attack dog on a helpless young girl.

Junji Eat More
Oct 22, 2005

You don't know it, but you are full of stahs
Eisenhower's eggnog recipe.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

Michelle Obama setting the attack dog on a helpless young girl.



This is a great example of how a picture sometimes captures the wrong 1000 words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1ysyNWl2Bk

Huge Liability
Mar 2, 2010

Joementum posted:

Michelle Obama setting the attack dog on a helpless young girl.



Psh, he didn't even draw blood. Bo's got nothing on Barney.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOG969hElQ

Apparently, Barney died at the beginning of this year. :(

Huge Liability fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Dec 5, 2013

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


That is not how you pet an unfamiliar dog. You move slowly, let 'em smell your hand, lick it if he wants to. Then, if he lets you, slowly scratch his ears or something.

I'm not a dog person but seriously that poo poo's just common sense.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Necronomiconomist posted:

Eisenhower's eggnog recipe.


This sounds delicious, I'll have to make it some day. Too bad I don't have an electric mixer.


Alexis Evarts, left, 4, is helped up onto a snowy train platform by Anita Propes, 10, during the annual stop of the Canadian Pacific Railway Holiday Train at Steamtown National Historic Site in Scranton, Pa., on Nov 26.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

a bad enough dude
Jun 30, 2007

APPARENTLY NOT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STICK TO ONE THING AT A TIME WHETHER ITS PBPS OR A SHITTY BROWSER GAME THAT I BEG MONEY FOR AND RIPPED FROM TROPICO. ALSO I LET RETARDED UKRANIANS THAT CAN'T PROGRAM AND HAVE 2000 HOURS IN GARRY'S MOD RUN MY SHIT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-BsjnlaPW8

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.



Oh my god, this is a real thing. What the gently caress, capitalists?

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

What ^ said. Does Poe's law apply to this? It's extremely hard to take it seriously.

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010

The Sausages posted:

What ^ said. Does Poe's law apply to this? It's extremely hard to take it seriously.



You got this in a larger size?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

SSJ2 Goku Wilders posted:

You got this in a larger size?

3600 x 2400

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010

Thanks!



Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Pope Guilty posted:




Oh my god, this is a real thing. What the gently caress, capitalists?

Former Wal-Mart Exec Leads Smear Campaign Against Black Friday Activists

quote:

As activists continue to organize demonstrations at McDonalds, Walmart and other low-wage firms, big protests are planned against retailers for mistreating their workers this Black Friday. In response, union-busting consultants are ramping up efforts to marginalize them.

Last night—Worker Center Watch, a new website dedicated to attacking labor-affiliated activist groups like OUR Walmart, Restaurant Opportunities Center, and Fast Food Forward—began sponsoring advertisements on Twitter to promote smears against the protests planned for Black Friday. In one video sponsored by the group, activists demanding a living wage and better working conditions for workers are portrayed as lazy “professional protesters” who “haven’t bothered to get jobs themselves.”

Worker Center Watch has no information its website about its sponsors. Yet the group attacks labor activists and community labor groups for lacking transparency. “Hiding behind these non-profits, unions mask their true motivations, circumvent operational requirements and skirt reporting and disclosure obligations,” says Worker Center Watch, referring to labor-supported worker centers like OUR Walmart.

TheNation.com has discovered that Worker Center Watch was registered by the former head lobbyist for Walmart. Parquet Public Affairs, a Florida-based government relations and crisis management firm for retailers and fast food companies, registered the Worker Center Watch website.

The firm is led by Joseph Kefauver, formerly the president of public affairs for Walmart and government relations director for Darden Restaurants. Throughout the year, Parquet executives have toured the country, giving lectures to business groups on how to combat the rise of what has been called “alt-labor.” At a presentation in October for the National Retail Federation, a trade group for companies like Nordstrom and Nike, Kefauver’s presentation listed protections against wage theft, a good minimum wage and mandated paid time off as the type of legislative demands influenced by the worker center protesters.

The presentation offered questions for the group, including: “How Aggressive Can We Be?” and “How do We Challenge the Social Justice Narrative?”

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass



e/ I should probably mention for the sake of the international audience that it's not even a secret that the government is fixing employment numbers to a ridiculous degree. That this graph makes use of incomparable figures and misleading scales is the least of its sins.

Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Dec 5, 2013

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

80 years ago today there was probably the hugest party of all time:

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Politicalcompass is a horribly designed and worded quiz designed by libertarians. Please don't politicalcompass, it is sort of the "Which Hogwarts House are you in?!?" of politics.

On the subject of tired memes, the best Hitler Reacts video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvXo4sGB7zM

Yeah. This is my favourite thing from the page on the 2010 UK election:

Lolbertarians posted:

Similarly, the extreme left identifies a strong degree of state economic control, which may also be accompanied by liberal or authoritarian social policies. It's muddled thinking to simply describe the likes of the British National Party as "extreme right". The truth is that on issues like health, transport, housing, protectionism and globalisation, their economics are left of Labour, let alone the Conservatives. It's in areas like police power, military power, school discipline, law and order, race and nationalism that the BNP's real extremism - as authoritarians - is clear. It's easy to see how the term national socialism came into being. The uncomfortable reality is that much of their support comes from former Labour voters.

Fascists support state ownership of public services, who would have guessed??? Working class racists may have been more likely to vote for Labour than the Tories, who would have guessed??? Clearly this means fascism and communism are one and the same.

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON
Matt Taibi - "Maybe because it's an international crime syndicate?"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXf9GmQln4&feature=youtu.be

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Weldon Pemberton posted:

Yeah. This is my favourite thing from the page on the 2010 UK election:


Fascists support state ownership of public services, who would have guessed??? Working class racists may have been more likely to vote for Labour than the Tories, who would have guessed??? Clearly this means fascism and communism are one and the same.


The two axis graph is at least better than the horseshoe, which literally says that far-fascism and far-communism are close together. Left and right on that graph refer purely to economic policy, so it doesn't work if you're used to thinking of right wing and left wing in social terms, although right wing economic policy does tend to lead to hierarchy, and left wing to equality. You'd need a third axis for 'racist shitbag y/n' for full context of the BNP placement.

UKIP's placement on there is apt considering how they refer to themselves.


zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
That's not even the best post crash picture.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Unarmed Man Is Charged With Wounding Bystanders Shot by Police Near Times Square.

quote:

But the Manhattan district attorney’s office persuaded a grand jury to charge Mr. Broadnax with assault, a felony carrying a maximum sentence of 25 years. Specifically, the nine-count indictment unsealed on Wednesday said Mr. Broadnax “recklessly engaged in conduct which created a grave risk of death.”

“The defendant is the one that created the situation that injured innocent bystanders,” said an assistant district attorney, Shannon Lucey.

Yeah, no, it's not like cop's have enough freedom to shoot unarmed suspects, now they're off the hook when they shoot a bystander, too.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

DrBouvenstein posted:



Unarmed Man Is Charged With Wounding Bystanders Shot by Police Near Times Square.


Yeah, no, it's not like cop's have enough freedom to shoot unarmed suspects, now they're off the hook when they shoot a bystander, too.

So they're saying that he tried to commit suicide by cop and when the cops shot at him and hit bystanders, it was his fault for instigating the situation.

Bit of a stretch, but the Manhattan DA will bend like Mr. Fantastic for a chance at a conviction.

As for Broadnax, I'm glad that he's not dead but otherwise gently caress that guy. People who put their poo poo on other people by committing suicide in public are some of the biggest assholes on the planet.

Paper Mac
Mar 2, 2007

lives in a paper shack

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Zeroisanumber posted:

So they're saying that he tried to commit suicide by cop and when the cops shot at him and hit bystanders, it was his fault for instigating the situation.

Bit of a stretch, but the Manhattan DA will bend like Mr. Fantastic for a chance at a conviction.

As for Broadnax, I'm glad that he's not dead but otherwise gently caress that guy. People who put their poo poo on other people by committing suicide in public are some of the biggest assholes on the planet.



1) who are these gun wielding idiots who missed a 250lb man and hit two women instead?

2) A sargaent brought the "perp" down with his Tazer, no need to shoot anyone. Why didn't they do that first, then resort to gunfire?

3) This man did not pull the trigger. It was not his responsibility to ensure that his deranged behavior wouldn't lead to poor decisions by the police. That's like saying "she was askin' fer it."


anonumos fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Dec 5, 2013

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

anonumos posted:

1) who are these gun wielding idiots who missed a 250lb man and hit two women instead?

2) A sargaent brought the "perp" down with his Tazer, no need to shoot anyone. Why didn't they do that first, then resort to gunfire?

3) This man did not pull the trigger. It was not his responsibility to ensure that his deranged behavior wouldn't lead to poor decisions by the police. That's like saying "she was askin' fer it."




It's a lot easier to miss someone, even a big someone, with a pistol than you think. As to why the police acted the way they did, I don't know.

The DA's contention is that Broadnax was acting recklessly and knew that his actions could result in someone getting hurt, so that's why he's being charged with assault. If he's legit mentally ill, he'll probably get off. If he was cracked out and acting like a shithead, he'll probably do at least 10 years.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Weldon Pemberton posted:

Fascists support state ownership of public services, who would have guessed??? Working class racists may have been more likely to vote for Labour than the Tories, who would have guessed??? Clearly this means fascism and communism are one and the same.

That's not what they say at all.

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Politicalcompass is a horribly designed and worded quiz designed by libertarians. Please don't politicalcompass, it is sort of the "Which Hogwarts House are you in?!?" of politics.

You're thinking of the World's Smallest Political Quiz, which is blatantly pro-libertarian by making a giant libertarian quadrant and putting it at the top. The Political Compass is run by leftists.



In any case, political quizzes are pointless assessments of ideological affiliation, and shouldn't be taken seriously.

Donkwich fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Dec 5, 2013

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Zeroisanumber posted:

The DA's contention is that Broadnax was acting recklessly and knew that his actions could result in someone getting hurt, so that's why he's being charged with assault. If he's legit mentally ill, he'll probably get off. If he was cracked out and acting like a shithead, he'll probably do at least 10 years.
It's basically like the thing where being involved in criminal activity that leads to someone getting killed gets you charged with murder, isn't it?

Donkwich posted:

In any case, political quizzes are pointless assessments of ideological affiliation, and shouldn't be taken seriously.
Uhm, are you saying I shouldn't have joined up with the Troskyist International Visionaries Who Focus a Tiny Bit More on the Human Effects of Our Mistreatment of the Environment?

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

http://www.mediaite.com/online/bill-clintons-doodles-on-secret-documents-as-president-include-male-genitals/

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staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
The Tea Party is at it again! They're posting pictures of themselves gorging on fast food, as a gently caress you to the workers protesting low living wages.




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