Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Mniot posted:

More natural, I think, is that he'll learn the truth (or some of the truth) about being sent away and his new personality will dictate bloody revenge on the priesthood.
I think that's gonna be it right there. Durkon probably would have said "well, you did what was best for us, if you'd told me I'd have voluntarily gone into exile but I understand you couldn't take that risk." Evil Vampire Durkon, probably not as understanding.

And of course that way the prophecy would be self-fulfilling in the most literal of ways.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


But surely if they had not sent Durkon away, the Order would not have had his help and probably would've failed against Xykon, who'd then likely bring doom and misery to the Dwarven lands via the Snarl? Much more doom than one vampire cleric will accomplish?

It seems like the greater doom would've occurred if they'd never sent him away in the first place.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

You may have noticed a theme about prophecies being not exactly helpful.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Yeah if Death and Destruction aren't cleric spell domains I will be one surprised reader.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Unfortunately, according to the SRD, "A vampire cleric has access to two of the following domains: Chaos, Destruction, Evil, or Trickery."

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/vampire.htm

Of course, no one is saying he has to adhere to that. :v:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Glory of Arioch posted:

Unfortunately, according to the SRD, "A vampire cleric has access to two of the following domains: Chaos, Destruction, Evil, or Trickery."

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/vampire.htm

Of course, no one is saying he has to adhere to that. :v:
Not even Death? That's... kind of incredibly stupid.

sfwarlock
Aug 11, 2007

The Leper Colon V posted:

Not even Death? That's... kind of incredibly stupid.

But he's undead. Undead can't cast Death. It's like matter and antimatter.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

sfwarlock posted:

But he's undead. Undead can't cast Death. It's like matter and antimatter.

Malack was an undead priest of a god of death.

Fantastic Alice
Jan 23, 2012





Dolash posted:

But surely if they had not sent Durkon away, the Order would not have had his help and probably would've failed against Xykon, who'd then likely bring doom and misery to the Dwarven lands via the Snarl? Much more doom than one vampire cleric will accomplish?

It seems like the greater doom would've occurred if they'd never sent him away in the first place.

Maybe it was his staying in the lands that causes said doom by Xykon winning, thus when they sent him off and he joined them they had averted the prophecy? Like a reverse self fulfilling one, it only happens if you DON'T try and stop it.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Glory of Arioch posted:

Unfortunately, according to the SRD, "A vampire cleric has access to two of the following domains: Chaos, Destruction, Evil, or Trickery."

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/vampire.htm

Of course, no one is saying he has to adhere to that. :v:

That's in addition to his god's domains, though. Those domains are just available to all vampire clerics.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It's pretty vague whether a vampire can choose among those domains in addition to his or her god's domain, or if they can only choose among those domains.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





If it's vague, Rich's gonna pick the one that serves his story, hence Death and Destruction.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Vampire Durkon will take up Elan's hobby of sock puppeting, but his puppets will be Death and Destruction.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

nimby posted:

Vampire Durkon will take up Elan's hobby of sock puppeting, but his puppets will be Death and Destruction.

And the dwarves accept them as their true god. Thus why Odin was pissed.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

nimby posted:

Vampire Durkon will take up Elan's hobby of sock puppeting, but his puppets will be Death and Destruction.

This strip's Endless enough as it is.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

nimby posted:

Vampire Durkon will take up Elan's hobby of sock puppeting, but his puppets will be Death and Destruction.
Ah, a Punch and Judy show, then?

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.

Shwqa posted:

And the dwarves accept them as their true god. Thus why Odin was pissed.

Why would Odin be pissed? Odin likes puppets.

Note that the prophecy only said that Durkon would bring Death and Destruction when he returned. It never said that this was necessarily a bad thing; the High Priest just assumed it was.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

DoctorTristan posted:

This strip's Endless enough as it is.

I appreciated this joke, even if nobody else did.

hey girl you up
May 21, 2001

Forum Nice Guy

VanSandman posted:

I appreciated this joke, even if nobody else did.

I'd rather see a cleric of Dream and Delirium, personally.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

W.T. Fits posted:

Why would Odin be pissed? Odin likes puppets.

Note that the prophecy only said that Durkon would bring Death and Destruction when he returned. It never said that this was necessarily a bad thing; the High Priest just assumed it was.

I'm pretty fine with this story really being about the ascension of 2 puppet gods.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
Nobody would worship Destruction because he doesn't loving do anything.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

jsoh posted:

Nobody would worship Destruction because he doesn't loving do anything.

The idea of a god who fucks off to Greece to live simply and paint would appeal to Deists, I'd think.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
He'll like kill one guy and destroy one thing. Prophecy fulfilled.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

greatn posted:

He'll like kill one guy and destroy one thing. Prophecy fulfilled.
That one guy will be the high priest, and that one thing will be the third story window he threw his bloodless body through.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

W.T. Fits posted:

Why would Odin be pissed? Odin likes puppets.

Note that the prophecy only said that Durkon would bring Death and Destruction when he returned. It never said that this was necessarily a bad thing; the High Priest just assumed it was.

To be fair that is a really safe assumption to make.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

The Leper Colon V posted:

That one guy will be the high priest, and that one thing will be the third story window he threw his bloodless body through.

That High Priest is dead. Go back and read the letter Miko was returning from the Dwarven lands.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


He will bring Death and Destruction.

To all the trees :getin:

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

Gee, I sure hope Rich is dead.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Shugojin posted:

He will bring Death and Destruction.

To all the trees :getin:

Of course he'd want to destroy all trees. Look at what Dwarves already think of them, and then add the fact that they can be used to make stakes to the mix. Burn all trees to the loving ground.

Illuyankas
Oct 22, 2010

TequilaJesus posted:

Gee, I sure hope Rich is dead.

Not sure if he's alive or dead, therefore he's an Uncertainty Rich.

spoon daddy
Aug 11, 2004
Who's your daddy?
College Slice

Illuyankas posted:

Not sure if he's alive or dead, therefore he's an Uncertainty Rich.

You won't know until you open the web page.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I think it's time to break out the big guns.

Perhaps I'll read this Goblins that I've heard so much about.

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

spoon daddy posted:

You won't know until you open the web page.

Sometimes the cookies don't refresh and there's no new comic even when there's a new comic :ohdear:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Random Stranger posted:

I think it's time to break out the big guns.

Perhaps I'll read this Goblins that I've heard so much about.
Come on man, think of your family!

LashLightning
Feb 20, 2010

You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...

You just keep being you!

Random Stranger posted:

I think it's time to break out the big guns.

Perhaps I'll read this Goblins that I've heard so much about.

Read this instead.

(It's where the joke for the pun Illuyankas made, but you can press a button to go to the beginning. It's not like it's a hugely complicated story, anyway.)

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
I sure hope Goblins is ok!

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

elmer fud posted:

I sure hope Goblins is ok!

Don't cross the streams!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I am a rich goblin.

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
So..... Lawful Goblins versus Chaotic Goblins. Alignment debate anyone?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

D1Sergo posted:

So..... Lawful Goblins versus Chaotic Goblins. Alignment debate anyone?
Hobgoblins versus Pathfinder Goblins.

Hobgoblins win by virtue of military discipline. Their rule lasts for about a week before the Pathfinder goblins burn everything down.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply