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Ninja Gamer
Nov 3, 2004

Through howling winds and pouring rain, all evil shall fear The Hurricane!

Is this a real advert? Specifically, the last line.

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KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012






The Fraction-DeConnick kids have ENTIRELY different approaches to Santa Claus.

e: sorry for the broken images to whoever got them! :v:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Ninja Gamer posted:

Is this a real advert? Specifically, the last line.

I'm not sure if it is an actual ad, but it is not beyond the realm of possibility that, when many other brands would try to be cheaper, one would try to market themselves as the high class, expensive, sophisticated brand in an effort to catch those desperate to think they are living it large.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

ILL ON PZONES
Oct 13, 2013
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mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Man in China builds Optimus Prime replica to propose to his girlfriend.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

KoldPT posted:







The Fraction-DeConnick kids have ENTIRELY different approaches to Santa Claus.

There seems to be something wrong with your image host.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

KoldPT posted:







The Fraction-DeConnick kids have ENTIRELY different approaches to Santa Claus.

It's nice to see they've adopted their respective parent's attitudes so easily.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Oh god yes, that is hilarious. Look at that grumpy child ohooho hahaa.....Who the gently caress are they?

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

Johnny Aztec posted:

Oh god yes, that is hilarious. Look at that grumpy child ohooho hahaa.....Who the gently caress are they?

The Fraction-DeConnick kids, it says right in the post.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Johnny Aztec posted:

Oh god yes, that is hilarious. Look at that grumpy child ohooho hahaa.....Who the gently caress are they?

I had to look it up too, and they are apparently the spawn of comic book writers.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Tiberius Thyben posted:

I'm not sure if it is an actual ad, but it is not beyond the realm of possibility that, when many other brands would try to be cheaper, one would try to market themselves as the high class, expensive, sophisticated brand in an effort to catch those desperate to think they are living it large.

Yeah it's like those ads from that same era of history that proclaimed Joy perfume to be "the costliest in the world"

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Johnny Aztec posted:

Oh god yes, that is hilarious. Look at that grumpy child ohooho hahaa.....Who the gently caress are they?

Oh come on, it's pretty funny that consistently every year, there's a little girl who isn't having any of Santa's poo poo.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

hooah posted:

There seems to be something wrong with your image host.

I figured it out - there was some edgecastcdn bullshit in front of the tumblr url. Anyone know how to avoid this in the future?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

hooah posted:

I figured it out - there was some edgecastcdn bullshit in front of the tumblr url. Anyone know how to avoid this in the future?

Re-host them on imgur.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Figure skating or what ever it's called looks loving dangerous. Do people get their noses sliced off and stuff?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Jippa posted:

Figure skating or what ever it's called looks loving dangerous. Do people get their noses sliced off and stuff?

You can get your legs broken.

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

Soulex posted:

You can get your legs broken.

That's terrible and you're terrible and I'm terrible because I can't stop laughing. That tickled my funnybone something hard. Wow.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Memento posted:

Re-host them on imgur.

Except the problem is with someone else's post. I had to open the image in a new tab, then edit the url. They appear to be hosted on tumblr, but like I said, the url the person posted is prepended with some bullshit that makes it not resolve properly.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Soulex posted:

You can get your legs broken.

Why?

WHY?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Soulex posted:

You can get your legs broken.

This gets my vote as best post on SA in the last week.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Soulex posted:

You can get your legs broken.

Took me too long to get this post.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

hooah posted:

Except the problem is with someone else's post. I had to open the image in a new tab, then edit the url. They appear to be hosted on tumblr, but like I said, the url the person posted is prepended with some bullshit that makes it not resolve properly.

That's weird, the CDN should resolve correctly no matter what. I'll go rehost them, anyway, in case anyone else has issues.

e: Right, fixed it. I thought tumblr didn't count as image leeching, though?

Johnny Aztec posted:

Oh god yes, that is hilarious. Look at that grumpy child ohooho hahaa.....Who the gently caress are they?

I thought the contrast was pretty great and they are cute :colbert:

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


VanSandman posted:

Took me too long to get this post.

I still don't get it, but then again, I'm tired and/or an idiot.

Lugaloco
Jun 29, 2011

Ice to see you!

Taeke posted:

I still don't get it, but then again, I'm tired and/or an idiot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonya_Harding

Have a funny picture!

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Taeke posted:

I still don't get it, but then again, I'm tired and/or an idiot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Kerrigan#January_1994_attack

edit: goddammit

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Johnny Aztec posted:

Oh god yes, that is hilarious. Look at that grumpy child ohooho hahaa.....Who the gently caress are they?

Henry Leo and Tallulah (sp?) Louise. The kids of comic book writers Matt Fraction, and Kelly Sue Deconnick. They're both really popular on tumblr for being charismatic and interacting with fans. Matt writes SA's favorite Marvel comic with Hawkeye (yeah, the least interesting member from the Avengers movie), and his wife is reclaiming the female super hero with Captain Marvel.

Thought I was in BSS for a minute there.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...


My wife bought me a cheap tiny iphone controlled helicopter for my birthday.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


My hunting knife has the same warning on it.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Jippa posted:

Figure skating or what ever it's called looks loving dangerous. Do people get their noses sliced off and stuff?

Yes. Well, sliced, anyway. (Jessica Dube got hit by her partner's blade and got 83 sutures across her nose and cheek)

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

FishBulb posted:



My wife bought me a cheap tiny iphone controlled helicopter for my birthday.

I am imagining this being read in the voice of Jeff Goldblum, and it's suddenly so poignant

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

FishBulb posted:



My wife bought me a cheap tiny iphone controlled helicopter for my birthday.

This could also work on a pack of condoms.

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

twoday posted:

I am imagining this being read in the voice of Jeff Goldblum, and it's suddenly so poignant

You misspelled Gilbert Gottfried.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Vaginaface posted:

You misspelled Gilbert Gottfried.

Yeah, after the lab accident Jeff Goldblum can't help but be fly.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Yeah, after the lab accident Jeff Goldblum can't help but be fly.

All the girls say he's pretty Brundlefly for a white guy.

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

Forgall posted:

This could also work on a pack of condoms.

From Japan, I assume?

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



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