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80085 posted:Jozy with an assist today, fine game chap. Was it like his assist to Borini where it was just a really horrible first touch?
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FA Cup match report - Sunderland vs Carlisle posted:Fleming did, however, distinguish himself with a fine one-on-one block to deny Jozy Altidore after he had been played in by Johnson with 17 minutes gone, and the United States international later scuffed another effort harmlessly wide from close range. I think they could just copy and paste this for every game Jozy plays in.
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Gigi Galli posted:Was it like his assist to Borini where it was just a really horrible first touch? It was technically an assist but calling it that is pretty generous IMO, half the posters in TYK could've set up this chance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2p3SVY0smY&t=79s A better indication of his "contribution" can be seen 0:20.
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Jan 7, 2014 00:06
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he cant keep the ball on the ground from that close lol, what an awful pass he shouldnt get an assist for that
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Jan 7, 2014 04:51
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Will Jozy silence the haters today?
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Jan 7, 2014 19:10
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Jozy is good, he will score at least one goal today, probably more.
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Subtle challenge. Right under the ref's nose, where he's least expecting it.
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Jan 8, 2014 02:17
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jozy is a master of the falls count anywhere match
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Jan 8, 2014 02:18
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He should consider a career in martial arts.
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Dunban posted:He should consider a career in martial arts. lol he'd snap his leg the first time he threw a leg kick.
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Jan 8, 2014 02:24
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oh em gee bee ess posted:lol he'd snap his leg the first time he threw a leg kick. is the leg kick one of the harder kicks to do?
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Antares posted:is the leg kick one of the harder kicks to do? Have you even tried to do a scrotum kick?
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Jan 8, 2014 03:14
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Jozy taking lessons from The Big Show, nice.
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Jan 8, 2014 03:40
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Where can I see a reel of the goals Jozy scored today?
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Jan 8, 2014 08:25
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lol what the gently caress was he thinking the lad is an animal
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Jan 8, 2014 09:36
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Just imagine Jozy in the NFL. TO? Steve Young? Steve Nash? Christopher James "Chris" Kluwe? Mincemeat once Big Fat Jozy Altidore is through with them.
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Parity warning posted:Just imagine Jozy in the NFL. TO? Steve Young? Steve Nash? Christopher James "Chris" Kluwe? Mincemeat once Big Fat Jozy Altidore is through with them. I don't think this would work out so well because even though there are a lot of fat bastards in the NFL they tend to be able to run.
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Destroy My Sweater posted:Jozy taking lessons from The Big Show, nice. he's gotten really fat and they're going to replace him in the first team with Stevie Richards as punishment?
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Jan 8, 2014 13:47
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*Jozy raises the roof with one hand, the ball hits his outstretched arm and gives away a penalty*
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Babby Thatcher posted:he's gotten really fat and they're going to replace him in the first team with Stevie Richards as punishment? He's bulking. Do you even lift?
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Jan 8, 2014 18:32
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J Hume posted:He's bulking. Do you even lift? are you Mirin Jozy?
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Why did Jozy attack that player?
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Jan 8, 2014 23:11
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Pissflaps posted:lol what the gently caress was he thinking the lad is an animal are you trying to call jozy an ape
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Your Weird Uncle posted:are you trying to call jozy an ape No I am not. Please don't be racist.
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Pissflaps posted:No I am not. what is it with you and wierd uncles?
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Your Weird Uncle posted:are you trying to call jozy an ape All humans are apes. Jozy is superhuman, ergo not an ape.
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Jan 9, 2014 18:28
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Jozy is not an ape, but just imagine how many loving tyre swings he'd break if he was.
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jazzyhattrick posted:Jozy is not an ape, but just imagine how many loving tyre swings he'd break if he was. On the plus side when he threw his poo poo at you he would always miss
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Jan 10, 2014 12:39
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"...and Stephen Fletcher and Jozy Altidore are proven goalscorers." - The Guardian.
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Jan 10, 2014 12:41
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sircozzie posted:"...and Stephen Fletcher and Jozy Altidore are proven goalscorers." - The Guardian. The guardian has been pushing the American market for a couple of years now, doing a snowden and exposing the truth about the athlete of the year would surely set them back.
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Jan 10, 2014 12:44
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I can't wait until the end of the season when Jozy scores the 14 goals necessary to keep Sunderland out of relegation.
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Jan 10, 2014 16:22
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Manic Mailman posted:I can't wait until the end of the season when Jozy scores the 14 goals necessary to keep Sunderland out of relegation. I too will open myself up for ridicule and admit that I think/hope he'll score a few in the second half of the season. New team, harder league, different tactical roles, teams that play defense... He wouldn't be the first player to take some time to adjust. I still think he can get 5. Plus he is the greatest.
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Jan 10, 2014 21:52
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I'm sure it will take him Time To Adjust to the
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J Hume posted:I too will open myself up for ridicule and admit that I think/hope he'll score a few in the second half of the season. New team, harder league, different tactical roles, teams that play defense... He wouldn't be the first player to take some time to adjust. He proves that you don't need goals to be the greatest but he is the greatest.
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Jan 11, 2014 15:54
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lol Jozy gets dropped and immediately sunderland start scoring
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Jan 11, 2014 16:53
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Pissflaps posted:lol Jozy gets dropped and immediately sunderland start scoring Boro legend Adam Johnson has found his goal scoring boots.
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johnson is a thirsty footballer
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