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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Snowdens Secret posted:

Also lol at 'the boxes are outfitted with racks and other amenities'

The people that I knew that worked with the surface warfare package said it was basically just like a small berthing without a head inside it.


EDIT: Basically 6 man staterooms because they had computers in them as well iirc.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jan 14, 2014

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bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Oxford Comma posted:

Condom catheters would fall off so goddamn quickly that you'd spend more time putting one on than actually wearing it.

That's what zip ties are for.

Also, Russian Future Weapons is way cooler than the American Whispering Douche version.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Taiwanese:



System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

GyverMac posted:

Stahlhelms? In this day and age? What the fu. Where's this from? Tineye isnt giving me anything.

EDIT:
Seems like the chileans still use them. Jeepers.


Kinda late on this, but I see you're not familiar with German military ceremony:



(Though it's admittedly not exactly the same shape)

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Oxford Comma posted:

A foley cath goes in through the urinary meatus of your urethra, and snakes down past your prostate and into your bladder. It is the inflated, typically with either 10cc or 30cc of sterile saline. I know this because I do this; I'm a nurse. Its also easy to gently caress up and try and inflate the balloon prior to the catheter entering the bladder. You know when this happens because your patient starts screaming as though they have been set on fire. If you've done it right, and used sterile procedure, your bladder will now drain thru the catheter and you (probably) won't contract a UTI. Hope your battle buddy remembers to swab your cock three times with the iodine swab and doesn't let the catheter touch anything non-sterile, like the ground, himself, or the sarin wafting through the air which is making him panic.

Condom catheters would fall off so goddamn quickly that you'd spend more time putting one on than actually wearing it.

:stare:

I think I'll just piss myself, thanks.

MeatForBones
Jul 9, 2012

First time I did CBRN a guy packed a bivvy bag in place of his suit. Instructors made him complete all the drills while wearing it while his oppo switched filters and decontaminated him (did anything that required the use of hands). Was going well until we went for a run.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Oxford Comma posted:

A foley cath goes in through the urinary meatus of your urethra, and snakes down past your prostate and into your bladder. It is the inflated, typically with either 10cc or 30cc of sterile saline. I know this because I do this; I'm a nurse. Its also easy to gently caress up and try and inflate the balloon prior to the catheter entering the bladder. You know when this happens because your patient starts screaming as though they have been set on fire. If you've done it right, and used sterile procedure, your bladder will now drain thru the catheter and you (probably) won't contract a UTI. Hope your battle buddy remembers to swab your cock three times with the iodine swab and doesn't let the catheter touch anything non-sterile, like the ground, himself, or the sarin wafting through the air which is making him panic.

Condom catheters would fall off so goddamn quickly that you'd spend more time putting one on than actually wearing it.

Reading this post made my legs go all funny. Pissing myself would be the preferred option, I think.

sewersider
Jun 12, 2008

Damned near Freudian slipped on my arse

bulletsponge13 posted:

That's what zip ties are for.

Also, Russian Future Weapons is way cooler than the American Whispering Douche version.

They're called uridomes, and if they're put on properly and you don't purposefully pull them off they can stay on for days. Used all the time in aged care.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Oxford Comma posted:

A foley cath goes in through the urinary meatus of your urethra, and snakes down past your prostate and into your bladder. It is the inflated, typically with either 10cc or 30cc of sterile saline. I know this because I do this; I'm a nurse. Its also easy to gently caress up and try and inflate the balloon prior to the catheter entering the bladder. You know when this happens because your patient starts screaming as though they have been set on fire. If you've done it right, and used sterile procedure, your bladder will now drain thru the catheter and you (probably) won't contract a UTI. Hope your battle buddy remembers to swab your cock three times with the iodine swab and doesn't let the catheter touch anything non-sterile, like the ground, himself, or the sarin wafting through the air which is making him panic.

Condom catheters would fall off so goddamn quickly that you'd spend more time putting one on than actually wearing it.

You are a urinary meatus. I know what a foley catheter is and you just explained why frontline guys aren't going to be inserting/removing tubes from each others' dicks in a fox hole.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Victor Vermis posted:

You are a urinary meatus.

Can this be the drunk thread's name?

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

Victor Vermis posted:

You are a urinary meatus. I know what a foley catheter is and you just explained why frontline guys aren't going to be inserting/removing tubes from each others' dicks in a fox hole.

:rolleyes:

Never said they would. What I said was:

Oxford Comma posted:

The thought of soldiers trying to foley cath one another during a gas attack is amusing, indeed.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

its the picture thread and i want pictures of this procedure

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Reverand maynard posted:

its the picture thread and i want pictures of this procedure

Please don't listen to this person.

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

Reverand maynard posted:

its the picture thread and i want pictures of this procedure

Its also the YouTube thread so here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQNCIjz7jYY

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always
1942 canadian training film for the anti-tank rifle with a disney cartoon featuring hitler at the start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlJD0pZp4eQ

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

please keep your weirdo cock and ball torture porn out of this thread tia

oredun
Apr 12, 2007

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

eardrum status: owned

Seriously though, this had to at minimum partially deafen this dude for a few days right?


The blast whipped his clothes, a loving 223 would be loud as dammit if shot at the same positions as that huge main battle tank.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


Is that near the American University of Beirut? They have some pretty rad graffiti there and the Arabic near the stencil makes me think it is.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I believe it's from Banksy's work on the West Bank barrier.



Mercury Ballistic
Nov 14, 2005

not gun related

I toured this in 1992 or so, then got to refuel her as cargo mate in 2007.

I was a cadet on her in 2000

Sometimes I feel I may be bad luck.

Dilettante.
Feb 18, 2011
I suppose tourist duties turn you into a bit of a bastard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e65-wLp1yyI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDPK1kPWj1E

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
Where do the queen's guards fall in the UK military hierarchy? I always figured they were a separate entity or tied to another ministry like the Secret Service in the US.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Derek Dominoe posted:

Where do the queen's guards fall in the UK military hierarchy? I always figured they were a separate entity or tied to another ministry like the Secret Service in the US.

If only there were a website that had information on minute poo poo like this. On all sorts of topics, that was free to everyone with 2 brain cells to rub together and ask questions to

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen's_Guard

Oh, yeah

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
That would've been more biting if you hadn't botched the URL

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Snowdens Secret posted:

That would've been more biting if you hadn't botched the URL

Not my fault Lowtax can't code his goddamed website to handle a lazily copy-pasted URL

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always
those guards seem cool and those people were cunts

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Booblord Zagats posted:

If only there were a website that had information on minute poo poo like this. On all sorts of topics, that was free to everyone with 2 brain cells to rub together and ask questions to

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen's_Guard

Oh, yeah

wow the only way you could upgrade this burn to full sickness would be if you posted a lmgtfy link



haha just kidding get out

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

ghost bones posted:

those guards seem cool and those people were cunts

What would you say is COOLest about them:

the fuzzy hats

the way their arms swing

that CLICK CLACK NOW I AM DONE WALKING maneuver

the fuzzy hats

(you can choose more than one)

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always
the fact that they assaulted or yelled at dumb people

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

please keep your weirdo cock and ball torture porn out of this thread tia

I haven't even cracked into my gigs of sounding porn.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Deaf girl porn is the weirdest loving thing. Watch this hot chick make noises reserved for dying Orcas

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
That's not what sounding porn is bro



this orca was dusted by the navy

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Booblord Zagats posted:

Deaf girl porn is the weirdest loving thing. Watch this hot chick make noises reserved for dying Orcas

Hey man, deaf girls need love too.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

That's not what sounding porn is bro



this orca was dusted by the navy

I know, thought we were just on the subject of unnerving porn

Dead Reckoning posted:

Hey man, deaf girls need love too.

I'd gently caress a hot deaf chick, but it'd be hard not to laugh when she starts making Chewbacca noises

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'd gently caress a hot deaf chick, but it'd be hard not to laugh when she starts making Chewbacca noises
Hey, it's not like she'd be able to hear you laughing :haw:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
She could probably feel it.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Third World Reggin posted:

She could probably feel it.

From Booblord? Unlikely

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
That heavy lift ship (that the drawing is derived from) is less that a quarter mile from where my boats in dry dock. It's big.



Also lol at 'the boxes are outfitted with racks and other amenities'
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Gooble Gobble
May 2, 2011

One of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbUU_9bOcnM

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Protect your beautiful resorts from imperialist aggression and make your entire civilian logistical system a legitimate military target, SIMULTANEOUSLY!

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