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user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

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I prefer 1D women cause every time they open their mouth their body separates into two parts and they die hahaha am I right guys

e: content from facebook



Dude looks like a Doom enemy

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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

brain.centipedes posted:

Was reading about the history of math, and specifically about the foundational crisis and Hilbert's Program. The Wiki entry for Hilbert is headed with the following photo:



That hat is amazing! I can't decide if it's ballin' or gooney as gently caress.

looks like Neil Patrick Harris

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Juice Box Hero posted:

looks like Neil Patrick Harris

Barney does love his disguises

Arex
Oct 15, 2012

SO GOOD

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

I did a reverse image search for kicks, and one of the results was a female bonobo putting on a mating display that looked just like his face. :gonk:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

brain.centipedes posted:

Was reading about the history of math, and specifically about the foundational crisis and Hilbert's Program. The Wiki entry for Hilbert is headed with the following photo:



That hat is amazing! I can't decide if it's ballin' or gooney as gently caress.

Balling when worn with formal wear in the early 20th century; goony as gently caress if worn today.

The Hat Transform; cool on Hilbert, goony on your neighbor.

He's got 23 problems, but a hat ain't one.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Imgur caption: Just your average businessman wearing hooker heels in the Lego store.

Johnny Longtorso
Nov 24, 2007
The Man Who Comes In Pieces!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Old hatchets and cleavers are cool, as are timber slicks.

Content!


Roll that beautiful bean footage.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Rujo King posted:


"Hey, I like to show off my body hair too. Can you play a saxophone?"

This was from a while back, but I can't get over how much Amanda Palmer looks like Butthead.

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

NESguerilla posted:

This was from a while back, but I can't get over how much Amanda Palmer looks like Butthead.

How dare you judge her based on her looks / personality / music / public persona / etc

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Paladinus posted:

Are body pillows 3D or 2D? Or are they... 2.5D?


Is this...is this Danny Choo?

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

DorkusMalorkus posted:


Imgur caption: Just your average businessman wearing hooker heels in the Lego store.

Our store gets its share of Awkward, Ugly, and Gross, but I have never seen anything like this.

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

DorkusMalorkus posted:


Imgur caption: Just your average businessman wearing hooker heels in the Lego store.

A photoshop maybe? The feet look very dainty and hairless, like they belong to a woman. The pants are a very solid black, would probably not be hard to do

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

EmmyOk posted:

A photoshop maybe? The feet look very dainty and hairless, like they belong to a woman. The pants are a very solid black, would probably not be hard to do

Men can get pedicures, too. Maybe bro just feels good in em. v:shobon:v Still awkward though.

Van Kraken
Feb 13, 2012

tehloki posted:

I prefer 1D women cause every time they open their mouth their body separates into two parts and they die hahaha am I right guys

This is a common misconception. Women are actually very thin parallelograms.

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MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001

Postal Parcel posted:

Is this...is this Danny Choo?

No, it's a pillow you dingus.

Finnankainen
Oct 14, 2012
People who play video games for a living are, unsurprisingly, pretty awkward.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
:nms: http://i.imgur.com/lyHpRiu.jpg :nms:

Infected ICP tattoo.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Dont think thats a tattoo, buddy.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Big Centipede posted:

Dont think thats a tattoo, buddy.

I'd like to take this time to appreciate your kicking rad avatar.

EDIT: That was nice, here's some content





EDIT: Oh god, I'm wearing almost the exact same belt as that second guy. :smith:

Megabound has a new favorite as of 10:33 on Jan 20, 2014

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


He looks like his face was stung by a bunch of bees.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Johnny Walker posted:

He looks like his face was stung by a bunch of bees.

His teeth look like he's been eating bees.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Inspector Zenigata posted:


Dude is probably into BDSM or humiliation and his domme or whatever told him to do this. hosed up when people involve unwilling others in their fetishes, esp. in a lego store which I imagine would be chock full of kids.

Why on earth would you assume that rather than him just liking to wear heels? That's pretty loving weird dude.

Drilled Sausage
Oct 24, 2012

Finnankainen posted:

People who play video games for a living are, unsurprisingly, pretty awkward.



I think you posted the wrong picture bro.

Arex
Oct 15, 2012

SO GOOD

20ozMonkey posted:

His teeth look like he's been eating bees.

The stingers hurt when he eats them so he lets them sting his face first.

E: He reminds me of that kid who's taking a selfie making a similar face and the description is him talking about his gynophobia or whatever.

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HenessyHero
Mar 4, 2008

"I thought we had something, Shepard. Something real."
:qq:

brain.centipedes
Feb 6, 2010

AlbieQuirky posted:

Balling when worn with formal wear in the early 20th century; goony as gently caress if worn today.
The Hat Transform; cool on Hilbert, goony on your neighbor.
He's got 23 problems, but a hat ain't one.

:golfclap:

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The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Megabound posted:

I'd like to take this time to appreciate your kicking rad avatar.

EDIT: That was nice, here's some content





EDIT: Oh god, I'm wearing almost the exact same belt as that second guy.

He ruined rainbow suspenders.

How do you ruin rainbow suspenders?

by being an unattractive my little pony freak

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
I have the day off for MLK-day... I'm cruising through the TV listings this morning and I see this listed as a little mini-marathon on Travel Channel:



:stare:

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Now all he needs is the bandage and to go asking if anyone knows where he can meet sailors, oh, and to append 'the day it snowed' to everything he says.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Scarf posted:

I have the day off for MLK-day... I'm cruising through the TV listings this morning and I see this listed as a little mini-marathon on Travel Channel:



:stare:


Can you explain to a non-American, what's going on here?

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

SybilVimes posted:

Now all he needs is the bandage and to go asking if anyone knows where he can meet sailors, oh, and to append 'the day it snowed' to everything he says.

With the coat, I'm getting more of a Travis Touchdown vibe. That's probably much closer in terms of personality, anyway.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Paladinus posted:

Can you explain to a non-American, what's going on here?

'Mud people' should only be used as a pejorative against nonamericans, rather than as the title of a tv program (what you'd call a programme) or a racist insult against those of African descent, such as the honorable reverend dr Martin Luther King

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Paladinus posted:

Can you explain to a non-American, what's going on here?


BetterTasteThnU posted:

'Mud people' should only be used as a pejorative against nonamericans, rather than as the title of a tv program (what you'd call a programme) or a racist insult against those of African descent, such as the honorable reverend dr Martin Luther King

Yeah, historically the term "mud people" has been used by white supremacist groups as an epithet for anyone of non-white heritage.

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!
"Gator bait" is also a slur against black people.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

LorrdErnie posted:

Why on earth would you assume that rather than him just liking to wear heels? That's pretty loving weird dude.

You must be new to this thread.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

I'm pretty sure its a show about off-road enthusiasts. Which doesn't really excuse it, but mudding on its own is a weird basket of redneck awkward.




Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Thanks, I thought this must be the case.
I googled it and the show is apparently about people who drive monster trucks in mud. I guess they're supposed to be the titular mud people. Is it really such a common phrase?

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massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

Inspector Zenigata posted:

You...dare...insult...Amanda...Palmer?!? Why are you so obsessed with her vagina? Why won't you stop thinking about and bringing up her vagina inappropriately? Why do you hate women so much?


Dude is probably into BDSM or humiliation and his domme or whatever told him to do this. hosed up when people involve unwilling others in their fetishes, esp. in a lego store which I imagine would be chock full of kids.

Yeah, at a store I worked at a woman placed an order over the phone for a bunch of womens clothing and marked it out to be picked up by a guy going under the name of "useless oval office". My supervisor thought I was being passive aggressive when I rang it up.

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