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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

belgend posted:

i'm trying to think of players worse than jozy in the prem. even jovanovic could score against football league opposition. balaban maybe, but he put more effort in

Balaban played 8 times in the Prem and scored none, in the tradition of this thread that either means he scored once every zero matches or once every infinity matches, its impossible to know for sure.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

belgend posted:

i'm trying to think of players worse than jozy in the prem. even jovanovic could score against football league opposition. balaban maybe, but he put more effort in

Pretty much just Ali Dia.

Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

I can be framed easier than Whistler's Mother
I thought everyone was exaggerating how lazy Jozy is until I watched him play yesterday.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Jay-Z Altidore should stick to music I reckon

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Mercaptopropyl posted:

I thought everyone was exaggerating how lazy Jozy is until I watched him play yesterday.

Actually he's really good, it's Sunderland that's bad, and that's why he's bad, so he needs to play for Barcelona or Bayern and then everyone will see how really cool and good he is

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

my son bort posted:

Actually he's really good, it's Sunderland that's bad, and that's why he's bad, so he needs to play for Barcelona or Bayern and then everyone will see how really cool and good he is

To be fair, this would be the ultimate test of brap's old "Any pub league player could score double figures for Barcelona by letting world class players bounce shots off their rear end for 38 games a season" argument.

Joopjan
Nov 5, 2009

vyelkin posted:

To be fair, this would be the ultimate test of brap's old "Any pub league player could score double figures for Barcelona by letting world class players bounce shots off their rear end for 38 games a season" argument.

I wonder what Brap thinks about Jozy

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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T. Finninho posted:

I think I'm going to give the person who ends up farthest away a punishment, just an av change. Can someone make a "Jozy's #1 Fan" av pls, normal rules apply but otherwise I'd like to see what a few of you funny av makers can do.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

lmao

vyelkin posted:

To be fair, this would be the ultimate test of brap's old "Any pub league player could score double figures for Barcelona by letting world class players bounce shots off their rear end for 38 games a season" argument.

I reckon I'd get a few for Barça.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Please don't do the ç thing it is triggering.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Yesss

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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haha i can not unsee his right eye stoping for one frame :newlol:

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

vyelkin posted:

To be fair, this would be the ultimate test of brap's old "Any pub league player could score double figures for Barcelona by letting world class players bounce shots off their rear end for 38 games a season" argument.

If jozy ever scores double figures for bayern or barcelona i will hang myself live on the internet

:toxx:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Loving Africa Chaps posted:

If jozy ever scores double figures for bayern or barcelona i will hang myself live on the internet

:toxx:

omg go jozy i believe in you spread your wings and score all the goals you beautiful ebony falcon you

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Adulterous Hitler posted:

haha i can not unsee his right eye stoping for one frame :newlol:

I spent time finding a good setting to keep it inside the rules for avs so I didn't bother doing a proper proof. I am the jozy of gifs :smith:

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Adulterous Hitler posted:

haha i can not unsee his right eye stoping for one frame :newlol:

Rememeber Kwagga's old av with the white glove?

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I think the avatar needs like a upside down american flag or like inverted colurs to take the piss outta it more

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

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Adulterous Hitler posted:

haha i can not unsee his right eye stoping for one frame :newlol:

fixed it for you

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

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Abu Dave posted:

I think the avatar needs like a upside down american flag or like inverted colurs to take the piss outta it more

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Abu Dave posted:

I think the avatar needs like a upside down american flag or like inverted colurs to take the piss outta it more

Maybe a background of floating hearts? Or encase it all in a big heart like Lot 49's Carrick avatar.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

Mbison yes

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Can you have Heskey putting him in a masterlock?

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

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Hallowed Turban posted:

Can you have Heskey putting him in a masterlock?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I said 14 goals, come on you jozy!

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

ilu

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win


oh my goodness

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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:stoke:

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

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the white outline really annoys me but its fitting cause its like a chalk outline and football is dead

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's too bad u couldn't tile heskeys face to be red white(black) and blue

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Surprised Ephex hasn't added a penis to the av somehow

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Hallowed Turban posted:

Surprised Ephex hasn't added a penis to the av somehow

recylcing the suarez materiel would have been kinda offensive in this context tbh

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


Holy poo poo this is glorious

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Perfect

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014

Hallowed Turban posted:

Surprised Ephex hasn't added a penis to the av somehow

he sent me this one from his private stash of jozy 'shops

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Must've missed the train

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

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the old bait and 'schwitz

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Rape Culture Club posted:

he sent me this one from his private stash of jozy 'shops


wow, robert enke took that picture, you're being real tacky here

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

I actually want this regardless.

Therefore I predict Jozy will score All The Goals :smug:

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Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

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Adulterous Hitler posted:

wow, robert enke took that picture, you're being real tacky here

if he hadn't met a messi end do you think he could have scored more goals than jozy in a season

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