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spincube
Jan 31, 2006

I spent :10bux: so I could say that I finally figured out what this god damned cube is doing. Get well Lowtax.
Grimey Drawer

moselle posted:



UKIP Campaign Manager.

"Mr. Speaker, members of the House: I shall be brief, as I have, rather unfortunately, become Prime Minister Campaign Manager right in the middle of my exams. I look forward to fulfilling my duty in a manner of which Nanny would be proud..."

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Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

single-mode fiber
Dec 30, 2012

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

hardcore fundamentalist Missouri Synod Lutheran

This guy's out there hosting potlucks 4x a week

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Ugh. I hate everything about his face.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!



I desperately want to scream: GET A HAIR CUT AND SHAVE.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

spincube posted:

"Mr. Speaker, members of the House: I shall be brief, as I have, rather unfortunately, become Prime Minister Campaign Manager right in the middle of my exams. I look forward to fulfilling my duty in a manner of which Nanny would be proud..."

Nanny? Funny you should say that. Jacob Rees-Mogg, Tory MP for NE Somerset. Famously went canvassing in 2010 accompanied by his nanny. His defence?

Chinless Idiot posted:

I do wish you wouldn't keep going on about my nanny,If I had a valet, you'd think it was perfectly normal

He looks about how you'd expect:

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Strom Cuzewon posted:

Nanny? Funny you should say that. Jacob Rees-Mogg, Tory MP for NE Somerset. Famously went canvassing in 2010 accompanied by his nanny. His defence?


He looks about how you'd expect:


He's just marvellous. I mean, he's awful, but something about him is just impossibly endearing in the same way that dogs wearing hats are endearing. You just can't take anything about him remotely seriously.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

moselle posted:



UKIP Campaign Manager.

At least he bucked the stereotype and didn't go Tory

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
UKIP are so totally not racist, because they hate Poles too! They should just add TNR to their alphabet soup. UKIPTNR.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

They recently had to boot out a guy who stated that the recent bad weather and floods in the UK were God's wrath in response to gay marriage.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-25841608

(I suspect God will calm down a lot as summer approaches, and then get angrier again towards winter.)

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Stoatbringer posted:

They recently had to boot out a guy who stated that the recent bad weather and floods in the UK were God's wrath in response to gay marriage.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-25841608

Don't American politicians say things like that all the time, though?

TunaSpleen
Jan 27, 2007

How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish posted:

Don't American politicians say things like that all the time, though?

Circulating around my Facebook is this delightful woman:

http://www.examiner.com/article/gop-candidate-claims-autism-and-dementia-are-god-s-punishment

She's running in the district where I live, but I can already guarantee she won't stand a chance because our last ballot consisted of 1) Democrats and 2) more Democrats.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
IIRC Jerry Falwell claimed 9/11 was God punishing the US for tolerating gays or something, but Falwell was nuts so saying that was par for the course.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Phlegmish posted:

Don't American politicians say things like that all the time, though?

All the time, and even worse things.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:





From a documentary about "living dolls", apparently.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/secrets-living-dolls-unmasked-meet-3061861

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

"Next week, on Hannibal.."

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Back to the martial arts thing from earlier because that doll guy's stare creeps me out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

Man with a 200 win and 0 loss record wagers $5000 he can beat any MMA fighter using his "ki" techniques.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Stoatbringer posted:

They recently had to boot out a guy who stated that the recent bad weather and floods in the UK were God's wrath in response to gay marriage.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-25841608

(I suspect God will calm down a lot as summer approaches, and then get angrier again towards winter.)

We've had tornados this weekend (1 in essex, 1 in dorset), what on earth will they blame this on?

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Don't these men know that they can just wear makeup the way women who want to look like dolls do? Why must they always wear those nightmare inducing masks?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

HipGnosis posted:

Don't these men know that they can just wear makeup the way women who want to look like dolls do? Why must they always wear those nightmare inducing masks?

Who the gently caress knows. The mask already looks like a bad drag queen. He's not a bad looking guy. He could probably do better with makeup.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Yeah. I mean, normally these kinds of dudes look pretty unfortunate, but all that guy needs to do is get rid of the dirt 'stache and learn about makeup. poo poo, he could even spin it into a career as a makeup artist!

His girlfriend looks pretty A/U/G. Her shirt's cool, though.



edit: I wonder if she puts up with it because she feels that she can't do any better. Lady, no matter how you look, no one deserves to have a boyfriend that creepy.

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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nutranurse posted:

Yeah. I mean, normally these kinds of dudes look pretty unfortunate, but all that guy needs to do is get rid of the dirt 'stache and learn about makeup. poo poo, he could even spin it into a career as a makeup artist!

His girlfriend looks pretty A/U/G. Her shirt's cool, though.



edit: I wonder if she puts up with it because she feels that she can't do any better. Lady, no matter how you look, no one deserves to have a boyfriend that creepy.

Doll Article posted:

But she adds: “You can’t help who you fall in love with. Remember it’s Joel I love, not Viktoria. Some people might say, ‘What are you going to do when you have kids?’ But we don’t want kids, we’re getting cats instead.”

That's...that's probably for the best.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

SybilVimes posted:

UKIP are essentially the 'I'm not racist, but...' party, where the 'but' is pretty much "we should put all non-whites 'immigrants' in camps and kill find some kind of solution, possibly a final one deport them".

So you might understand why they need to state that they're totally not racists up front.

I can't remember who said it here but a nice summary of the difference between UKIP and BNP is:

UKIP: "I'm not racist, but..."
BNP: "I am racist, and..."

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

Back to the martial arts thing from earlier because that doll guy's stare creeps me out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

Man with a 200 win and 0 loss record wagers $5000 he can beat any MMA fighter using his "ki" techniques.

Martial Arts awkward is the best awkward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QQNdGylNKY

Also, awkward thread, here's some Dog Brothers. I guess grown men giving each other dog names counts as awkward as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvmLQ_Jjqmk

(I secretly Think they kind of own though, even if they are crazy and silly.)

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_wsvdBRoGA

I can't help but see a girl with a fake beard.

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

the jizz taxi posted:

I can't remember who said it here but a nice summary of the difference between UKIP and BNP is:

UKIP: "I'm not racist, but..."
BNP: "I am racist, and..."

Nah, the BNP still say they're not racist, it's really just a matter of class. The BNP are working class racists whilst UKIP are middle class racists. It's why the latter can appear in the press and on TV as "controversial" or the other side of the coin wheras no-one will touch the BNP.

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

Shelf Adventure posted:

Nah, the BNP still say they're not racist, it's really just a matter of class. The BNP are working class racists whilst UKIP are middle class racists. It's why the latter can appear in the press and on TV as "controversial" or the other side of the coin wheras no-one will touch the BNP.

Pretty much dead on the money. The BNP is not openly racist (hell, they love to show off any of their 2nd generation immigrant members like it's evidence they're not) but only the most genuinely stupid think they're anything but a hate group.
Hate speech laws forced them to be very gentle about how they phrase their standpoints these days.

The really comical/depressing thing is that both the BNP and UKIP have had seats on the European Parliament.
I can only assume they go there to piss all over the toilet seats or something.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Dude is proud of his chubes.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟







Portland Comic-Con. Those words should explain a decent number of the poor decisions on display here.

Comfy sponk
Mar 30, 2007

Ror posted:



Portland Comic-Con. Those words should explain a decent number of the poor decisions on display here.

Ahh yes, one of our own. He's a goon and I never thought I'd see people I know posted in this thread.

step aside
Sep 21, 2011
Nice tits dude

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

His beard looks like Wolverine's hair.

Vomax
Oct 12, 2005

?

Whoa is that the guy from the Portlandia Nerd PSA?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Ror posted:

Portland Comic-Con. Those words should explain a decent number of the poor decisions on display here.

Christ, we are not a very attractive town. Sometimes I forget that.

Comfy sponk
Mar 30, 2007

Vomax posted:

Whoa is that the guy from the Portlandia Nerd PSA?

Yes it is.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"


I know that velvet velour can have weird texture issues, where the whole thing doesn't lie flat the same direction so some parts look darker than others, but the dude in red looks just like he is all covered with food stains.

Bad Roy
Jan 29, 2008

Animals are like humans, always being dicks.
There's a piece of graffiti near my house that sums up UKIP nicely - 'UKIP are the BNP in suits'.

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I know that velvet velour can have weird texture issues, where the whole thing doesn't lie flat the same direction so some parts look darker than others, but the dude in red looks just like he is all covered with food stains.

Thats definitely stained, but I am going to guess its something to do with his costume.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Pead posted:

Thats definitely stained, but I am going to guess its something to do with his costume.

It is quite a successful greasy steampunk goon costume.

Steampunk will never stop being hilarious to me.

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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

THe he's kind of awesome.

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