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 Comments on these are always the best but today, it was even better.     
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Feb 3, 2014 19:35
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Ive got a request. There was a video posted in one of these threads of this steampunk band who all dressed like amanda palmer clockwork robots and sung ink spots ripoff tunes. Theyre video had them standing on a beach doing jerky robot dancing.
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Feb 3, 2014 20:12
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massive spider posted:Ive got a request. There was a video posted in one of these threads of this steampunk band who all dressed like amanda palmer clockwork robots and sung ink spots ripoff tunes. Theyre video had them standing on a beach doing jerky robot dancing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw Steam Powered Giraffe.
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Feb 3, 2014 20:14
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MooCowlian posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw Warning - Fedora sighted!
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Feb 3, 2014 20:18
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Samizdata posted:Warning - Fedora sighted! One of them is/was a goon, but I cannot remember his username(I did no internet detective bullshit, I just remember he made a thread about his steam punk band in GBS years ago).  Something Awful is the land of the awkward!
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Feb 3, 2014 20:45
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Why do robots need goggles?
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Feb 3, 2014 20:47
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zoux posted:Why do robots need goggles? Uh for protection? Duh!
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Feb 3, 2014 21:06
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massive spider posted:Ive got a request. There was a video posted in one of these threads of this steampunk band who all dressed like amanda palmer clockwork robots and sung ink spots ripoff tunes. Theyre video had them standing on a beach doing jerky robot dancing.  Amanda Palmer vagina oppression alarm triggered
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Feb 3, 2014 22:31
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step aside posted:Hmm yes, sounds good to me.  Bonus: Who wants an avatar! 
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Feb 3, 2014 22:41
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Feb 3, 2014 22:44
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Not me? Dear God, not me?! (As far as the horrifying avatar offer goes...)
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Feb 3, 2014 22:44
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Feb 3, 2014 22:56
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Irish Joe posted:
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Feb 3, 2014 23:12
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Ulfhednar posted:
Thank you.
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Feb 3, 2014 23:13
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Has anyone here ever creepily licked their teeth? I understand licking your lips (before having sex or eating ribs) but not teeth.
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Feb 3, 2014 23:15
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Decrepus posted:Has anyone here ever creepily licked their teeth? I understand licking your lips (before having sex or eating ribs) but not teeth. Miley Cyrus? No wait, she was flicking it around like an anteater.
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Feb 3, 2014 23:23
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Decrepus posted:Has anyone here ever creepily licked their teeth? I understand licking your lips (before having sex or eating ribs) but not teeth. Sure, every time I inject my ballsack with saline solution.
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Feb 3, 2014 23:24
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 This punchable fellow comes from http://ironicmustache.tumblr.com/, a treasure trove of stupid facial hair.
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Feb 3, 2014 23:44
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I'd love the poo poo out of him.
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Feb 3, 2014 23:55
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
Possibly not the most awkward Death Cab for Cutie fan to ever exist. (It's a shame because I love the song that lyric comes from.  )
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Feb 4, 2014 00:00
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This mentally abusive, manipulative, cheating, rapist motherfucker right here.
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Feb 4, 2014 00:01
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Explain How! posted:I'd love the poo poo out of him. Seen two loved ones die. I'd love him to death. Smarmy gently caress.
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Feb 4, 2014 01:50
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88h88 posted:This mentally abusive, manipulative, cheating, rapist motherfucker right here. You can't say something like that without at least mentioning who this person is/what they've done. Context!
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Feb 4, 2014 01:51
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Grei Skuring posted:You can't say something like that without at least mentioning who this person is/what they've done. Context! Or which of the two it is.
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Feb 4, 2014 02:13
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88h88 posted:This mentally abusive, manipulative, cheating, rapist motherfucker right here. You just got dumped, I take it
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Feb 4, 2014 02:25
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TinTower posted:Possibly not the most awkward Death Cab for Cutie fan to ever exist. Definitely not, that honour goes to this person: 
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Feb 4, 2014 02:26
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Drilled Sausage posted:You just got dumped, I take it I was coming here to post just that.
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Feb 4, 2014 02:40
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Ulfhednar posted:
The jokes on you, this is Jonah Hill's character from the Wolf of Wall Street
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Feb 4, 2014 02:47
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Feb 4, 2014 02:56
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Definitely not, that honour goes to this person: Yeah, I don't get your argument by posting my picture?  One time, Katniss Everdeen punched me in the face. It was awesome.  
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Feb 4, 2014 03:00
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I haven't stretched anything on me but I can say for sure that this was done 100% loving wrong and he's going to end up with one hell of an infected face.
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Feb 4, 2014 03:07
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quote:So I was trying to shave my legs in the women's bathroom the other day, since I noticed I missed a huge chunk of black hair on my otherwise gorgeous legs (all my girlfriends say I have better legs than them), when someone knocked on the stall door. I was so alarmed, and afraid of suffering a hate crime since I'm reasonably sure that cis women make up the biggest population of transphobes (see: radfem 2013), that I was jolted to my feet, causing me to cut my leg and, thanks to my loving spiro, release a not inconsiderable amount of urine. The blood and pee trickled through the grouting and out under the stall door and she stopped knocking, thank god, and I made my exit as quickly as possible. I'm concerned that I didn't pass as I left though, because I didn't stop to wash my hands, which is really more of a male thing to do. Who the gently caress shaves their legs in public restrooms?
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Feb 4, 2014 03:21
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pls source that quote.
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Feb 4, 2014 03:36
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step aside posted:Who the gently caress shaves their legs in public restrooms? Someone who doesn't want their parents to know they're trans, maybe? It's still gross.
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Feb 4, 2014 03:40
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Plastic_Gargoyle posted:Someone who doesn't want their parents to know they're trans, maybe? It's still gross. Shave into the bathtub if you're that concerned. Or say you want to take up swimming.
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Feb 4, 2014 03:44
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step aside posted:Who the gently caress shaves their legs in public restrooms? Unfortunately (or probably fortunately) I don't have pictures, but back in summer during high school and college, I was a lifeguard/pool manager at a couple of the aquatic facilities in town. One was in a less nice part of town and was generally filled with unsupervised children and adults who were very likely high on at least one drug. Mornings were always swim lessons, which were the rare times parents would actually show up. One mom decided that the 20 minutes her daughter was in the pool for swim lessons was an excellent time to shave her legs, so she walked over to the edge of the pool where there wasn't currently a class, stuck her legs in, pulled out a razor, and went to town. The manager saw and stopped her after a few seconds, but she still managed to get plenty of leghair floating around the water. We kept a log of all the crazy poo poo that happened there -- stuff like that was pretty common at that pool. I wish someone had kept it. It might still be in a desk there...
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Feb 4, 2014 03:47
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Plastic_Gargoyle posted:Someone who doesn't want their parents to know they're trans, maybe? It's still gross. "Hey son, your legs are looking particularly feminine today."
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Feb 4, 2014 03:54
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Aerox posted:Unfortunately (or probably fortunately) I don't have pictures, but back in summer during high school and college, I was a lifeguard/pool manager at a couple of the aquatic facilities in town. One was in a less nice part of town and was generally filled with unsupervised children and adults who were very likely high on at least one drug. And yet it's still not as bad as Chuck Palahniuk's Guts.
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Feb 4, 2014 03:56
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step aside posted:Who the gently caress shaves their legs in public restrooms? Wait I thought that was a joke? I certainly hope it was.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:15
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Cat Army 