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zakharov posted:In Sochi everything is beautiful. Sky blue, weather perfect, grass green... Hundreds of atheletes injured as it is revealed that the snow has been literally sprayed onto sand dunes with lead based paint. The artificial snow is ground up asbestos from old reactors. It has the benefit of not melting in the warm air.
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I think Shawn White just opted out of one of the snowboarding obstacle courses, saying it was too dangerous or something
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Monkey Fracas posted:I think Shawn White just opted out of one of the snowboarding obstacle courses, saying it was too dangerous or something man you get awesome points when you do a wicked front flip off the shirtless corpse half frozen into the track
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*Putin motions to vast mountain covered in fresh powder* Putin: Da, yes comrades! Welcome to glorious Sochi games! *the mountain, which was actually just a giant cardboard cutout, collapses, revealing Obama with a newspaper making GBS threads on a toilet* Obama: PUUUUUUUTIIIIIIIIN
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Monkey Fracas posted:I think Shawn White just opted out of one of the snowboarding obstacle courses, saying it was too dangerous or something It's one of the new events and he injured his hand or wrist during a practice run. He's pulling out to avoid injury so he can do his other events.
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That DICK! posted:*Putin motions to vast mountain covered in fresh powder*
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SOCHI PREDICTION: at some point a stray dog will wander into a sporting arena, instantly winning the hearts of millions around the world with its adorable antics. a security guard will casually shoot it in the head on camera
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Phlegmish posted:Olympics Canceled Due To Literally Every Athlete Dying something is either going to be hilarious bad (unfinished courses, snow not put down properly), or real bad (terrorist attack), but i have no faith that this is going to be a completely problem free olympics good thing the ioc doesn't do regrets
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Crewmine posted:SOCHI PREDICTION: at some point a stray dog will wander into a sporting arena, instantly winning the hearts of millions around the world with its adorable antics. a security guard will casually shoot it in the head on camera  Russian dog is winner! Now kill him.
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Crewmine posted:SOCHI PREDICTION: at some point a stray dog will wander into a sporting arena, instantly winning the hearts of millions around the world with its adorable antics. a security guard will casually shoot it in the head on camera moments later, the security guard is casually shot in the head as they realize what a PR blunder they just committed
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Pinterest Mom posted:toronto star journalist has luxury seating in his hotel room
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Entropic posted:China is authoritarian the scary efficient way, whereas Russia is authoritarian in the corrupt and sloppy way. In China you get imprisoned or murdered if you speak against the government or if your department doesn't do its job well enough, whereas in Russia you only get imprisoned or murdered if you speak against the government. Man, I sure miss East Germany.
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SmokaDustbowl posted:russian athletes given one ski or one ski pole, told to scavenge the rest of their equipment from the pile of bodies at the end of the ski jump sole survivor is declared Hero of the
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So, umm, where da snow at? Do they plan on skiing in mud?
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I hear in Russia the Planet Fitness motto is "Judgment." edit: Yakov Smirnov's lawyers have already sent me a cease and desist.
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The terrorist attack was clearly an environmental one and it has already hit.
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Could've held 'em in Nebraska, IOC! At least they have snow!
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this is actually for the motocross event so it checks out right?
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Agrajag posted:So, umm, where da snow at? Do they plan on skiing in mud? theyll send someone along to spraypaint the mud white in a little bit
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It's going to be funny if the athletes appear in their events dressed only in underlayers + rash guards.
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Agrajag posted:The terrorist attack was clearly an environmental one and it has already hit. the dogs are coming from inside the stadium, i repeat the dogs are co
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gently caress yea abe  this thread is goin places Fat Ogre posted:I remember hearing Henry Rollins do a bit about getting seriously bad watery shits from drinking the tap water in Moscow.
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MD2020 posted:It's one of the new events and he injured his hand or wrist during a practice run. He's pulling out to avoid injury so he can do his other events. Likely story. "Shaun, dude, I really don't want to do this." "Look bro, if I go over there I'm probs going to die. You ever seen that 1,000 Ways to Die show on Spike? It's all filmed in Russia." "But---" "Just grab the wrench and hit me on the wrist. Do it."
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whoflungpoop posted:gently caress yea abe poo poo man this loving poo poo is like post-modernist architecture or something.
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http://gizmodo.com/can-sochi-get-its-poo poo-together-1514828222 Good article. I learned this Olympics is a mere 40 billion over budget (51 billion total now). How about that! Deadspin has tons of great photos by the way.
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guys look somebody leaked footage of the opening ceremonies rehearsal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Uy2JvqNjU
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Agrajag posted:The terrorist attack was clearly an environmental one and it has already hit. The fears about terrorism provide a perfect excuse when a hockey rink inevitably goes, killing thousands.
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stadium collapse caused by another tragic case of terrorism
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Lobok posted:I'm going to assume this picture isn't flipped. not sure its any better once it is 
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whoflungpoop posted:gently caress yea abe This is the first time I've gotten vertigo from a picture.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:not sure its any better once it is looks like they're taking design ideas from lovely half life maps
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:not sure its any better once it is It was way cooler flipped.
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