Terrible Webcomics Megathread ft. Chocobo Appreciation Thread

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girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Literally Kermit posted:

QC is something of a Waterloo for me, it's a webcomic I actually found too loving dull to read through. What's the 'yelling bird'?

Low effort filler comics for QC that's a small bird yelling profanities.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:50

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:11

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:50

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

crowfeathers posted:

I'm about to start screaming and I may never stop

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:55

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

^^^ that poser comic, on the other hand? FETISH SENSE IS OFF THE CHARTS

crowfeathers posted:

Somehow, I can't bring myself to hate this. It's not even pinging my 'fetish-sense'.

Please post an example of this comic sucking, because so far it's too crazy to dislike.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:55

Kurieg: Jul 19, 2012; RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20

crowfeathers posted:

Dr Zaius Dr ZaiAAUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :gonk:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:56

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

crowfeathers posted:

are those mennonite centaurs :psyduck:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:57

Leggsy: Apr 30, 2008; We'll take our chances...

crowfeathers posted:

Horse-man is repping west-side.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 06:58

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

Alien Rope Burn posted:

China isn't some goddamn junta. There's no single military figure leading the country like in Libya and in Egypt now ( :smith:

). A real PLA officer would ask "which one?" because the PLA tends to be loving top-heavy.

Alien Rope Burn posted:

No, Rayne, you would have been shot.

The whole comic is a hallucination caused by Rayne's dying gray matter as it drips into a drain grate in a Chinese prison.

Goddamn it people don't use Poser for your goddamn furry comics. It's bad enough to sit through a Poser comic, it's another to see someone mutilate a human mesh to fit your anthropomorphic desires. If you want, go make model your own meshes or buy a loving premade cartoon funny animal mesh. Jesus.

Serious post: this is what furries will look like in a future with tissue engineering and genetic modification.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:03

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

crowfeathers posted:

This is so absurd I'm not even phased by it. I'm sure there are a dozen different creepy fetishes at work here, but its so ridiculous that I can't help but laugh at it.

And laugh.

And laugh.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:03

Soulcleaver: Sep 25, 2007; Murderer

Internet Kraken posted:

And laugh.

Only because there are no tears left.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:06

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Internet Kraken posted:

This is so absurd I'm not even phased by it. I'm sure there are a dozen different creepy fetishes at work here, but its so ridiculous that I can't help but laugh at it.

And laugh.

And laugh.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/mv-EsVn/evil_dead_ii_evil_furniture/

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:12

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:16

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

crowfeathers posted:

i cant visualize anyone thinking this was a good idea

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:32

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

this is true art

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:34

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

Avatar material right there.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:38

Alien Rope Burn: Dec 5, 2004; _{I wanna be a saikyo HERO!}

Sean posted:

What's funny is Sohmer wants to ask people while emphasizing 'what's your problem with our layout for your FREE comic'? He has then gone on to say repeatedly that the new site layout - that a number of people seem to dislike (whether majority or not isn't really relevant at the moment) - isn't designed for more ad clicks or merchandise, but to show off news/updates on more 'free' (read: Be grateful and stop bitching) content.

Yes, its free - and you generally keep it updated/running with a minimal amount of problems (same can't be said for other poor comic artists that host through your BlindFerret company *cough* Danielle Corsetto's Girls With Slingshots *cough*). But I'm not too sure how many of your readers, at least American readers, are too interested in catching up on a page where they're looking to read a webcomic and be first struck with Sohmer's nuggets of insight on 'what to read/watch' or my ultimate favorite, 'Political points of views/gripes on American government coming from a Canadian' - because we so really care what any non-American thinks, and MAYBE the occasional bit of information on the LICD Animated Series which we may or may not even care about.

I already removed you from my twitter feed because idealistic idiocy can only grate on my nerves for so long. And while I'm used to the occasional (becoming more often) bit of Sohmer's political views/soapbox in the comic, I'd rather not be stuck seeing it twice.

So, good luck in your endeavors, continue on with your comic or not. I'll enjoy Lar's artwork minus your commentary/writing from other sources and I'm sure we'll all just go on our merry way without really caring what either of us thinks of the other.

Also, TED Talks are garbage and many times unfounded by facts but following whatever trend/hipster 'FOCUS PROBLEM' in the world. And that whole arc relating to TED in the past was almost enough to make me stop caring to check back on the comic. Funny how a poor web design did it over TED. Even I didn't see that one coming. Sheesh.

sohmer posted:

You could've saved us both time if you had just written: "I don't like you"

lovefort86 posted:

You could have saved the world a lot of time by just telling random strangers every day that you're not funny rather than demonstrating this fact to the internet for ten years through your webcomics.

sohmer posted:

HA! You win

JadenAmirmoez posted:

Come now Sohmer, if you can't think of a better comeback than that Marvel will never let you write Deadpool!

Of course, they would actually have to know who you are first

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:39

MechanicalTomPetty: Oct 30, 2011; Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

crowfeathers posted:

I cannot comprehend this or anything about this, and somehow I get the impression that I'm better off for it.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:43

Kurieg: Jul 19, 2012; RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Come now Sohmer, if you can't think of a better comeback than that Marvel will never let you write Deadpool!

Of course, they would actually have to know who you are first

I'm willing to bet he's got a dartboard in his office with Chris Hasting's face on it, and he ~~whiles away his hours not drawing throwing darts at it~~ pays interns to throw darts at it so he doesn't have to.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:45

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

Alien Rope Burn posted:

I smell a future Rayne vs. haters storyline.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:47

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

Plutonis posted:

are those mennonite centaurs

somehow, yes

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:50

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

Squeegy posted:

Avatar material right there.

"What you terrorists did to us is a horrible atrocity!"

"You will not win."

# ? Feb 6, 2014 07:57

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

crowfeathers posted:

this is true art

I'm getting The You Testament flashbacks

# ? Feb 6, 2014 08:01

Kurieg: Jul 19, 2012; RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20

Squeegy posted:

Avatar material right there.

They look like what would happen if your cat got it's muzzle stuck in the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner and you forgot to turn it off for about a year.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 08:01

barbecue at the folks: Jul 20, 2007

Alien Rope Burn posted:

LICD is such a never-ending torrent of poo poo that a casually racist "oh those cat-eating Chinese, am I right?" joke somehow manages to be one of the least offensive things about this storyline.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 08:05

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

crowfeathers posted:

I highly doubt centaurs would invent and use the ladder. :colbert:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 08:50

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Vengeance of Pandas posted:

Oh Goblins chat, did we bring up how the rape victim was inspired by his mum?

http://www.goblinscomic.org/kins-story-is-kind-of-true/

I've seen this kind of thing far too often since I joined SA. For example, the guy who draws Pibgorn based the main character off his daughter.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 08:54

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Boxturret posted:

I highly doubt centaurs would invent and use the ladder.

Indeed.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 08:54

Rannos22: Mar 30, 2011; Everything's the same as it always is.

Boxturret posted:

I highly doubt centaurs would invent and use the ladder.

What why? Name ONE reason why they wouldn't!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 08:59

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

Boxturret posted:

I highly doubt centaurs would invent and use the ladder.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 09:01

Zapdos: Nov 13, 2010

crowfeathers posted:

this is true art

Oh what fresh hell is this

# ? Feb 6, 2014 09:03

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

crowfeathers posted:

What is this, Lil Abner with centaurs? I kind of like the oldschool feel of the art and bad writing.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 09:11

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

Unguided posted:

I've seen this kind of thing far too often since I joined SA. For example, the guy who draws Pibgorn based the main character off his daughter.

I don't know what Pibgorn is and I feel I'd rather not find out. Also now I'm reminded of that dragon transformation comic and feel slightly nauseous.

crowfeathers posted:

this is true art

This on the other hand? Hilarious. I think its because it looks so cheap and fake my mind doesn't complete it in a realistic way. Instead I imagine everyone moving like they are in those old FMV video games.

Internet Kraken fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Feb 6, 2014

# ? Feb 6, 2014 09:17

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Internet Kraken posted:

I don't know what Pibgorn is and I feel I'd rather not find out. Also now I'm reminded of that dragon transformation comic and feel slightly nauseous.

It's a comic about magical creatures who solve most of their problems by having sex and using big words. It had things like an alien robot fairy full of vampire semen.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 10:43

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

no no guys it's not porn it's sex positive

# ? Feb 6, 2014 11:31

scarycave: Oct 9, 2012; Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

# ? Feb 6, 2014 11:33

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 11:44

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

scarycave posted:

I'm not sure I can get behind Frank Miller's 'Sailor Moon' reboot.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 11:48

Eox: Jun 20, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

crowfeathers posted:

"worse still, i dont know how to draw arms so heres a story explanation"

# ? Feb 6, 2014 11:52

Pope Guilty: Nov 6, 2006; The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Squeegy posted:

this is the lovely comic thread doofus

# ? Feb 6, 2014 12:06

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:11

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Even better, the guy who draws Pibgorn has a syndicated comic strip so he's able to get Pibgorn on the syndicate web site (and in the BSS newspaper comics megathread).

# ? Feb 6, 2014 12:12

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