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Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
I would watch a long form curling tournament.

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Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Matt Lauer been fartin on Costas pillow

Shameful usurption of Costas

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Costas's eye infection became self aware and began demanding its own contract.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
why isn't this thread full of Costas Eye pics?

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
BBC commentator describing a particular snowboard grab as 'like an alligator giving birth'.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
Alpine skiing events continue tomorrow

I'll be surprised if there isn't at least one death at some point :frogsiren:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I thought they've been doing alpine skiing.

They've already had the downhill and super combined

Edit: never mind "continue". My reading comprehension was outsourced to Russian builders.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

shaun white, living legend, is in deep poo poo

halwain
May 31, 2011
Maybe shaun white shouldnt go on these dangerous half-pipes.

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
It was a great run until it wasn't

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Where did Norway get 3 medals from?! How dare they unseat Canada?!

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
relax, we haven't had the Make Poutine event yet

hepscat
Jan 16, 2005

Avenging Nun
Shucks, no slo-mo replay of Wancheng Shi doing that shriek of anguish. It looked like his board was going to break in half.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

relax, we haven't had the Make Poutine event yet

Make Putin do what?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

CLAM DOWN posted:

Where did Norway get 3 medals from?! How dare they unseat Canada?!

Without looking at the schedule because I'm lazy, I'm gonna say "Cross Country".

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Cthulu Carl posted:

Without looking at the schedule because I'm lazy, I'm gonna say "Cross Country".

All the 'Nordic skiing' events. I'm fairly sure Norway beats Canada fairly often though, right?

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Holy poo poo iPod guy just loving nailed that

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

lenoon posted:

All the 'Nordic skiing' events. I'm fairly sure Norway beats Canada fairly often though, right?
They kind of have to, they're the number two all-time Winter Olympics champions, after Germany.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Darkman Fanpage posted:

did they intent for the rabbit to be sexy?

FURRY ALERT!

Creepy Goat
Sep 19, 2010
welp Shaun who?

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
I loved the Japanese coach pile.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Creepy Goat posted:

welp Shaun who?

is ok, his tears we use to polish gold medal for good russian winner

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Aahaha they picked Matt Lauer newsguy over Dan Patrick who was already in Sochi.

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

haven't been watching last couple days. double pink eye now.

Pig Head
Mar 9, 2006

He'll bite your face
My friend just sent me this: http://www.policymic.com/articles/81663/sochiproblems-is-more-of-an-embarrassment-for-america-than-it-is-for-russia Pretty dumb. But at least I learned the term 'microblog' from reading it.

Also, RIP Costas Olympic Reporting. :( Still though, I can't figure out why he wouldn't just throw a sexy eye patch over that oozing eyeball area.

EDIT: aah crap I forgot it spread to the other eye, though double eye patches would be pretty metal.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
sunglasses

novelty olympic ring sunglasses

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

stuxracer posted:

haven't been watching last couple days. double pink eye now.


GAH! My eyes hurt just looking at that picture.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Pig Head posted:

My friend just sent me this: http://www.policymic.com/articles/81663/sochiproblems-is-more-of-an-embarrassment-for-america-than-it-is-for-russia Pretty dumb. But at least I learned the term 'microblog' from reading it.

Did your friend happen to be the writer? ugh wtf why did I click this poo poo

Pig Head
Mar 9, 2006

He'll bite your face

midnightclimax posted:

Did your friend happen to be the writer? ugh wtf why did I click this poo poo
Um no, she sent it to me because it was utterly ridiculous? Geez.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pig Head posted:

My friend just sent me this: http://www.policymic.com/articles/81663/sochiproblems-is-more-of-an-embarrassment-for-america-than-it-is-for-russia Pretty dumb. But at least I learned the term 'microblog' from reading it.

your "friend" is dumb and that site is poo poo. It's funny because they had a huge budget this is what it bought.

That whole site reeks of "well to do white person finds things to be angry about"

Pig Head
Mar 9, 2006

He'll bite your face

Fauxtool posted:

your "friend" is dumb and that site is poo poo. It's funny because they had a huge budget this is what it bought.

That whole site reeks of "well to do white person finds things to be angry about"
And you're dumb for wasting time explaining a website that I've never even heard of before until a few minutes ago and couldn't care less about. My friend saw it posted on FB. Man alive. I just found it funny that someone was trying so hard to white knight this poo poo. SORRY SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM. :rolleyes:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The justifications for 2 of 3 examples are even "Russia hosed up".

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Pig Head posted:

EDIT: aah crap I forgot it spread to the other eye, though double eye patches would be pretty metal.

I'm pissed, because this comment would be perfect for an Alan Wake Double Eye Patch picture.

If you pirated Alan Wake, all the characters got a pirate eye-patch on the model. Supposedly there's a character that already has an eyepatch, and if you pirated the game, he gets a second eye patch.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I wonder how many people will leave Sochi with a souvenir of a drug-resistant strain of a disease.

Aren't Russian prisons hotbeds for like super-TB?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Cthulu Carl posted:

I wonder how many people will leave Sochi with a souvenir of a drug-resistant strain of a disease.

Aren't Russian prisons hotbeds for like super-TB?
Russia as a whole is, wouldn't be surprised if it was especially bad in the prisons.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Russia as a whole is, wouldn't be surprised if it was especially bad in the prisons.

it is.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
don't forget all flavors of hepatitis

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib

How bad on the Ganges scale

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Was there any follow up to that guy who ended up in Socchi to work or whatever and everything was poo poo?

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

julian assflange posted:

Was there any follow up to that guy who ended up in Socchi to work or whatever and everything was poo poo?
He died.

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