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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Mammoth Xing?

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Captain Trips posted:

Mammoth Xing?

Owls

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
No, I got that, with the anagram thing. But what's up with the Mammoth Crossing sign?

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


That's where the mammoths cross? :confused:

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?
Yeah duh, what are you, dumb?

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

That's probably a road near to a palaeolithic archaeological site - it might even be the road leading up to Creswell Crags in the UK. Loads of palaeolithic (ice age) sites have a comedy 'mammoth crossing' sign nearby.

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist
Jun 18, 2003

ANYONE WANT SOME BARBECUE?

Lipstick Apathy

CJacobs posted:

It was a stroke of luck that it even got that many sales and the guy bailed immediately because he's an idiot.

He also claims he made 50k a day in ad revenue, and that kind of scratch in Hanoi will put him and his family in serious risk of getting killed for the money, and he's potentially seriously hosed by the government and wouldn't be allowed to leave the country if he tried.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011









Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah!
Post newspaper stupidity...

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

And this is how the infection that would've wiped out humanity was averted

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

m2pt5 posted:

The nicknames are already flying for Knuckles, but I have yet to see one more appropriate than Thick McRunfast.

Fingers the Echidna makes me giggle uncontrollably.

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

I Am Crake posted:

And this is how the infection that would've wiped out humanity was averted

Reminds me of one fateful afternoon in my elementary school's parking lot when I was waiting for my mother to pick me up after school. There was this slug, the biggest I'd ever seen. Just chilling there on the pavement, occasionally shuffling about a bit. I couldn't wait to show mom. So mom pulls up and parks, front wheel dead center on the biggest slug I would ever see.

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
I read this as "An officer responded BY driving on the street and running over the squirrel". I mean, I know its annoying if someone calls 911 over a squirrel acting weird, but the cop didn't have to be a dick about it.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

Jellymouth posted:

I read this as "An officer responded BY driving on the street and running over the squirrel". I mean, I know its annoying if someone calls 911 over a squirrel acting weird, but the cop didn't have to be a dick about it.

It is not uncommon

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Dang, a view of the Redding city lights for only $105k? Sign me up!

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

WastedJoker posted:

It is not uncommon



gently caress you

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

WastedJoker posted:

It is not uncommon



This image of a bird getting crushed by a police van sure had me in stitches!

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

CPColin posted:

Dang, a view of the Redding city lights for only $105k? Sign me up!

And a case of Shasta!

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

WE HAD A DEAL!

PS. Love the cabin has a new favorite as of 18:04 on Feb 12, 2014

Supeerme
Sep 13, 2010
oh no a animal that is considered as vermin is killed. must post angry.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Supeerme posted:

oh no a animal that is considered as vermin is killed. must post angry.

Not emptyquoting. gently caress wild birds.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Jeoh posted:

This image of a bird getting crushed by a police van sure had me in stitches!

It was sick.
Pigeon Paramyxovirus.
Better that it died than having a bunch of sick flocks diarrhea making GBS threads over people.


Dying for the greater good is funny.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jeoh posted:

This image of a bird getting crushed by a police van sure had me in stitches!

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Personally I got a chuckle out of it, gently caress pigeons.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

If there was a pigeon next to me right now I'd step on it.

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
Ya seriously pigeons are so terrible with the way they've never been a nuisance and usually just waddle around being adorable

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

they've never been a nuisance

Please no lies in the funny pictures thread.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

RCarr posted:

If there was a pigeon next to me right now I'd step on it.

You've got pigeon issues.

Idiootti
Apr 11, 2012

WastedJoker posted:

It is not uncommon


Oh no a retard bird dies.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

coleman francis posted:

gently caress you

Can we please please please ban all the retard SJWs on this site? They are why everything sucks now.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Idiootti posted:

Oh no a retard bird dies.

A young bus lives. Fair trade.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


ante posted:

Can we please please please ban all the retard SJWs on this site? They are why everything sucks now.

Ban your posting

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Not liking seeing a bird ran over: social justice warrior. Fighting for birds rights and hating whites.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Less pigeon arguments, more funny pictures.
potentially :nws: for chastity belt

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
I'm trying to come up with a joke but I keep getting distracted by the thought of having a running angle grinder so near my junk :ohdear:

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
goons have some of the strangest goddamn obsessions

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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Oh hey, there was a moving black dot on your screen, and then it turns into a non-moving black dot. And then an entire page derail with no funny pictures because :qq: MY FEELINGS.


You're a real credit to this site, thank you for your service.


I can understand not wanting to see gore, but it's a loving black dot, holy poo poo.




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