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Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Thauros posted:

Some guy on reddit scanned 100 old wrestling magazines (mostly Apter mags) and put them on imgur.

What about these glorious ones?





More modern wrestlers should call fans 'mutant spudheads'.



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ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:










Ice Ribbon Parody I guess

heel turn
Jan 6, 2004

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from

Punk isn't dead!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I've got some Bad News for you.





That's one man even Andre the Giant did not want to gently caress with. You didn't have to know about his judo background, you just had to look at him.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

MassRafTer posted:

I've got some Bad News for you.





That's one man even Andre the Giant did not want to gently caress with. You didn't have to know about his judo background, you just had to look at him.

Not to derail, but had he come up later, or had MMA been around earlier, do you think he would have taken a crack at it/been at all good at it?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


MassRafTer posted:

That's one man even Andre the Giant did not want to gently caress with.

Of course not. The only way you can beat Bad News Brown is by using a fist helmet and Andre's too tall to make that work.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
RIP Big Daddy V.
http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/19/wwe-star-big-daddy-v-dead-dies-maven-mabel/?adid=hero6

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

John Cena posted:

Not to derail, but had he come up later, or had MMA been around earlier, do you think he would have taken a crack at it/been at all good at it?

It's hard to say because male judokas never seem to do well in MMA, but he really loved it and worked incredibly hard at it, so I imagine he would have been the type who'd work hard at MMA. Now, if UFC 1 happened during his athletic prime, he probably would have done really well just because he was tough as hell, a world class athlete and devoted in the gym. On top of that he had a ton of personality, so even if he's not a world beater he's going to get every opportunity like say, Tank Abbott got.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"Frank Shamrock, you yellow bellied sharecropper..."

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

His own nipples cower in fear of him

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755


:corsair:

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

42? poo poo. :smith:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

drat, that sucks :smith: definitely not healthy being as big as he was, but that's super young regardless.

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

Jesus Christ, Undies looks old there.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight





Miz wedding shenanigans

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Morrison and Miz are loving wasted, Dolph looks a little rosey faced too. Must be their own little cliq hand gesture.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

That's the most disappointing version of the clique to ever exist.

Sephuran
Nov 12, 2011

Job Squad right there.

Mr. Kennedy
May 24, 2003

I weigh in tonight at an astonishing 242 lbs. From Green Bay Wisconsin, MISTER KENNEDY!!!!!!! KENNEDY...

KungFu Grip posted:

Morrison and Miz are loving wasted, Dolph looks a little rosey faced too. Must be their own little cliq hand gesture.


That looks like Drew

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Mr. Kennedy posted:

That looks like Drew

If you're talking far left, the hair is definitely Morrison.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Chop Battles never end well

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

MassRafTer posted:

That's one man even Andre the Giant did not want to gently caress with. You didn't have to know about his judo background, you just had to look at him.

Bad News Brown was one bad rear end motherfucker. His feud with Piper was a disgrace though.



"Piper posted:

So, [I got] just about the same reaction from you as I came out. Nothing. So, I had the match. I came back and the stuff they had painted me with, Vince had made special. So, when I broke a sweat, it wouldn't come off. There was a special clear solution to take this special black off. When I got there, the lady started rubbing my cheeks and in about five minutes, I started bleeding. Andre The Giant had taken that solution, poured it out and put water in it.

"Now, I'm in Toronto, half-Black. I decided that's there nothing much to do other than to go out drinking. So, I go and I'm drinking and I'm half-Black in the bar. Next morning -- and don't judge me -- I wake up and the door of my hotel room is blown completely off and there's a cowboy hat in the middle of my room. I don't know who's. [Laughs.] I wake up and I'm half Black. I got to go from Toronto to Portland, Oregon. I got a four foot Mickey Mouse with me that I bought for my daughter.

lol

Screw it, let's go surfing!

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

He really is turning into one of the guys from Jethro Tull now!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

21 Hoot Salute posted:



Miz wedding shenanigans

It seems reasonably certain that everyone had a good time.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

We got a hot new talent down in NXT.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!



































Uncle Ulty
Dec 12, 2006

Represent.

KungFu Grip posted:

Must be their own little cliq hand gesture.

Ryder and Dolph are doing the sign language symbol for the number 7, and Miz and Morrison are doing the symbol for 8.

Are we seeing the seeds for the birth of a new faction called 7s and 8s??

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Deadpool posted:

We got a hot new talent down in NXT.



The big wiggle has been down there for a long time.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Deadpool posted:

We got a hot new talent down in NXT.



Dusty?!?1?!? drat, he's lost weight!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Meanwhile, it looks like DeMott has gained about 50 more lbs.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
That's a great wax statue of The Hulkster they have there

e: how the gently caress is Kevin Sullivan significantly more ripped now that he's old

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Could it be...Satan?!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Mystery Opponent posted:

That's a great wax statue of The Hulkster they have there

e: how the gently caress is Kevin Sullivan significantly more ripped now that he's old

Is it a wax statue or a cardboard cut out?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Like everyone else, Hulkster de-aged 10 years as soon as he left TNA.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

oldpainless posted:

Like everyone else, Hulkster de-aged 10 years as soon as he left TNA.

It's clearly the magical, mystical healing properties of that space-age battery installed in his spine.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Mystery Opponent posted:

That's a great wax statue of The Hulkster they have there

e: how the gently caress is Kevin Sullivan significantly more ripped now that he's old

You should have seen him back when wrestled in Memphis.

EDIT: Here you go. And you get Zeb too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4R2F0ZigKg

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Deadpool posted:

We got a hot new talent down in NXT.



Trying to figure out who all those people are. From left to right, standing:
Eugene; No idea; Fat gently caress; Brother Jack Dude; Dusty; No idea; Terry Taylor?; No idea; SDR
Kneeing: No idea; Smiley; Robbie Brookside?

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

Gonz posted:

Meanwhile, it looks like DeMott has gained about 50 more lbs.

Hey, obesity is no laughing matter.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
It's a leading cause of erectile dysfunction.

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WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Gonz posted:

Meanwhile, it looks like DeMott has gained about 50 more lbs.

He ate too many of those jelly donuts that he used to act out his weirdo fantasies on the rookies.

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