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Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

El Hefe posted:



mean bean machine please translate

and please don't translate it as "im a huge oval office" or whatever

he looks like Drogba in that picture wow

when Drogba was eight I mean

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

vaginal culture posted:

Alves looks "dry" as hell there too. Interesting to me. Not sure why they thought this was a good idea.

Looks like another case of anaemia *wink wink*

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Modus Trollens posted:

he looks like Drogba in that picture wow

when Drogba was eight I mean

lol

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Voluspa posted:

Apparently people need their jobs. Not that a wealthy prick from venezuela would know what working for a living entails.

Neither would most Spaniards to be fair lol

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

tbp posted:

Neither would most Spaniards to be fair lol

lol

lmaoboy1998
Oct 23, 2013
I'm the white guy

lmaoboy1998
Oct 23, 2013
either one

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
99% of people in this forum are white lmaoboy.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
Neymar is a twink bitch who would break in half if a real power bottom rode him. Not hunky and manly like Ramos.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

Neymar is a think bitch who would break in half if a real power bottom rode him. Not hunky and manly like Ramos.

I see you've been fantasizing about this.

Voluspa
Mar 17, 2006

HURRRRley

tbp posted:

Neither would most Spaniards to be fair lol

I know where it its you were going with this, but no.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

Neymar is a twink bitch who would break in half if a real power bottom rode him. Not hunky and manly like Ramos.

This is true. Although in my version its Ramos AND Xabi Alonso with Bezema jerking off in the corner

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

El Hefe posted:

We don't need buff dudes to play Tiki-Tata.

Agreed.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

this took a very strange direction

Voluspa
Mar 17, 2006

HURRRRley

Hegav posted:

this took a very strange direction

something something wankers

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
I'm going to open this sometime tomorrow when matches are on or maybe just whenever. I'll prob go through it and put a few more people on probation. When it reopens it won't be this poo poo or I'll just gas it.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
ok El Clasico tomorrow is a good place to restart the non-poo poo version of this thread. Thanks everyone.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Weekly Navas-post here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Ol2HPRa4c

Nothing spectacular this time, Levante's first goal was pretty nice though.

The official La Liga youtube channel is pretty good for highlights if you guys aren't subscribed already.

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Mar 2, 2014

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Red Star Baldgreg posted:

ok El Clasico tomorrow is a good place to restart the non-poo poo version of this thread. Thanks everyone.

It's better than El Clasico - it's a meaningful Derbi madrileño for the first time in like.. 22 years. There will be a million cards.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
Up the Reals and if not I hope we sign whoever is good at the moment.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Hegav posted:

It's better than El Clasico - it's a meaningful Derbi madrileño for the first time in like.. 22 years. There will be a million cards.

Blame NattyBo for tweeting and telling me it was El Clasico, Derbi madrileño is the better of the 2 to watch imo. Real hate

ragle
Nov 1, 2009
Barca have signed 17yo Croatian attacking midfielder Alen Halilović from Dinamo Zagreb for a speculated €10m+ fee, he'll join in the summer and initially play for the B team.

He's had a wonderkid reputation for a few years now, youngest goalscorer in the Croatian first division, youngest debutant for the national team. Spurs tried to sign him the past two transfer windows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuXE8VH_8q8

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
He also has/had a "Hala Madrid" tattoo on one of his wrists which he posted on Instagram but apparently deleted a few days before his signing was announced lol. Dunno if true.

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.

Red Star Baldgreg posted:

Blame NattyBo for tweeting and telling me it was El Clasico, Derbi madrileño is the better of the 2 to watch imo. Real hate

Actually I said "Madrid derby" but thanks for opening the thread anyway :)

NattyBo ‏@NattyBo 9h
@The_FinnSA Can we get the Liga thread opened for the Madrid derby tomorrow? Maybe?

:D


Quite looking forward to the match.

NattyBo fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Mar 2, 2014

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I was reading the past couple pages and...how the gently caress did this thread get so much worse than it already was? mental.

v. excited for the derby today. Lots of juicy football all over Europe.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

NattyBo posted:

Actually I said "Madrid derby" but thanks for opening the thread anyway :)

NattyBo ‏@NattyBo 9h
@The_FinnSA Can we get the Liga thread opened for the Madrid derby tomorrow? Maybe?

:D


Quite looking forward to the match.

YEAH WELL alright that was my brain doing that then. This is going to be very good.

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
Here we gooooo. Doesn't look like you could squeeze another person into the Calderon today.

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
Are you kidding me :stare:

Should have never been a corner but it wasn't an offside goal, gently caress

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
That was fast.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
El Doble is on

wait are they in the cup too? idk

mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!
Glad to see the old Atletico is back.

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
:sigh:

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Really hoping Simeone can react, I was looking forward to a close game

not not luvd posted:

El Doble is on

wait are they in the cup too? idk

Yes, final is Real - Barca in April

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
Diego Costa owns, keep taking it to them all.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




6 minutes in and already we're seeing some very nasty tackles, me likey

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
goddamn it's getting ugly fast

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
This ref sucks

e: Costa just threw the can back to the fans too. He owns even harder.

That's a loving PENALTY.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Dude are you loving kidding me

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
Oh gently caress this

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Rycalawre
Nov 6, 2009
Lovely and spicy

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