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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

But I was using my whole rear end. :(
Wouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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MondayHotDog posted:

But I was using my whole rear end. :(

MondayHotDog, would you stop thinking about your rear end?! :mad:

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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Hogburto posted:

Wouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?

No. You're sweet enough already. :angel:

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

jscolon2.0 posted:

Well, they said they changed it just enough that they don't have to pay us anything.

It's those lousy writers, they make me madder than an... uh...


Yak in heat!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Hogburto posted:

Wouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?

Thanks. :)

...

...You did say sugar, right?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Captain Foxy posted:

No. You're sweet enough already. :angel:

Do you come with the car?

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Thanks. :)

...

...You did say sugar, right?

Een America, first you get da sugar. Den you get da power. Den you get da weemen.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

WITNESS THE POWER! posted:

Een America, first you get da sugar. Den you get da power. Den you get da weemen.

Dad, do you know anything else about women?

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

mrfart posted:

Dad, do you know anything else about women?


Well, they're not quite a mop and not quite a puppet... but man...heh heh...

So to answer your question, I don't know.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Well, they're not quite a mop and not quite a puppet... but man...heh heh...

So to answer your question, I don't know.

Why'd they make that one Muppet out of leather?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Daktar posted:

Why'd they make that one Muppet out of leather?

1 Coconut, 2 coconuts, 3 coconuts. Yahahahaha!




Go back to your own country!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Hogburto posted:

Go back to your own country!

Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Hogburto posted:


Go back to your own country!

...what an odd thing to say.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Everything Counts posted:

...what an odd thing to say.

Hello mother dear...

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe


Give us the money!

Elmo knows where you live!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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IMJack posted:



Give us the money!

Elmo knows where you live!

Tacos? Public broadcasting?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Tacos? Public broadcasting?

Excellent choice, sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Excellent choice, sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos.

Do we sell French fries?

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Excellent choice, sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos.

Sorry, Drink-Mix Man. Pinchy got all dirty in the yard chasing birds. But don't worry! I put him in a nice, hot bath.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

CatchrNdRy posted:

Do we sell French fries?

Mmm, that doesn't sound very appealing. What kind of stew do you have?

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Daktar posted:

Sorry, Drink-Mix Man. Pinchy got all dirty in the yard chasing birds. But don't worry! I put him in a nice, hot bath.

Watch a little cable with us. Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ...


EXCEPT YOUR SOUL! :devil:

Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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IMJack posted:



Give us the money!

Elmo knows where you live!

It's a beautiful day to kick your rear end! :argh:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

mrfart posted:

Dad, do you know anything else about women?

Don't give them nicknames like "Jumbo" or "Boxcar". And always get receipts. Makes you look like a business goon.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Writer Cath posted:

Mmm, that doesn't sound very appealing. What kind of stew do you have?

Moe's Hobo Chicken Chili. I start with the best part of the chicken. The neck. Then I add secret hobo spices.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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jscolon2.0 posted:

Moe's Hobo Chicken Chili. I start with the best part of the chicken. The neck. Then I add secret hobo spices.

Chicken necks? :downs:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Chicken necks? :downs:

Chocolate microscopes?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

Chocolate microscopes?

You know those guitars that are, like, double guitars, you know?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

You know those guitars that are, like, double guitars, you know?

More rubber stamps!

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

IMJack posted:

More rubber stamps!



Captain Foxy
Jun 13, 2007

I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?


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First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Captain Foxy posted:

First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

This is a lot more painful than it looks.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

Man Alive! posted:

This is a lot more painful than it looks.

This is the worst day of my life

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

What's going on here?! :argh: And I want the non-gay explanation!

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Captain Foxy posted:

First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Man Alive! posted:

This is a lot more painful than it looks.

Why did I take much punishment? Let's just say that fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug was the drugs.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


I said slag off!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Ainsley McTree posted:

I said slag off!

If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

PT6A posted:

If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker.

Fresh from the streets of Sussex, they is.

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

PT6A posted:

If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker.

SHUUUTuppa your mouth! :italy:

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