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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Strudel Man posted:

Seriously? The tone I get from that page is an extremely mocking one. Note 'macho' in quotation marks, for the most obvious indication.

It's not. There are a lot of conservatives that look upon Russia enviously for having a president like Putin.

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Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Darkman Fanpage posted:

It's not. There are a lot of conservatives that look upon Russia enviously for having a president like Putin.
There are such people, yes, but that is not at all the vibe I get from that page in particular.

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Strudel Man posted:

There are such people, yes, but that is not at all the vibe I get from that page in particular.

Making fun of their own audience doesn't seem like a very Fox thing to do and judging by the commenters, if it's a joke on Putin they're not in on it at all. 'Macho' being in quotes reads more like "gee whiz look at this crazy word the kids are using these days" that comes out of Kelly cartoons than it does like a sarcastic insult here because that's how elderly white men are more likely to read it.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Strudel Man posted:

There are such people, yes, but that is not at all the vibe I get from that page in particular.

Leave. Leave while you still have a chance. Before it consumes you.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Haha look at you, you think you can leave. There is no escape, the abyss will follow you wherever you go.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Strudel Man posted:

Seriously? The tone I get from that page is an extremely mocking one. Note 'macho' in quotation marks, for the most obvious indication.

Sarcastiquotes don't exist in the right wing bubble.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

comes along bort posted:

Sarcastiquotes don't exist in the right wing bubble.

They do, only for words like "bigot" and "racist."

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
Reminder that from what I've heard to many Russians Putin has kind of an effeminate voice and his macho posturing comes off as silly overcompensating.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Yes. That is exactly what they want. They are insane and think the US is invincible.

Why would they want the U.S. to get involved in this stupid bullshit? Are they still living out unresolved Reagan-fueled cold war fantasies? I think if Obama (for some stupid reason) wanted to intervene militarily in Ukraine the same way he did in Syria, the dittoheads would be screaming just as loudly but in another direction. You know. The same way they did with Syria.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

BiggerBoat posted:

Why would they want the U.S. to get involved in this stupid bullshit? Are they still living out unresolved Reagan-fueled cold war fantasies? I think if Obama (for some stupid reason) wanted to intervene militarily in Ukraine the same way he did in Syria, the dittoheads would be screaming just as loudly but in another direction. You know. The same way they did with Syria.

Pretty much yes to all of it. The right hasn't stopped fighting the civil war or the cold war. Communism is the great enemy so we MUST fight it at all costs, especially at home. See, Oblammo passed a law that gave poor people something and that's communism! Now Russia is starting to spread again so obviously WE MUST DEFEND AGAINST COMMUNISM by deliberately impoverishing our own people.

It's paradoxical because they adore Putin for being such a totalitarian bastard. They dream of getting away with the sorts of things happening in Russia.

The dittoheads don't give a poo poo what Obama does. The only thing they care about is finding an answer to the question "Obama did a thing. What can we say that makes it wrong?"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Guilty Spork posted:

his macho posturing comes off as silly overcompensating.

I wasn't aware it was coming off as anything else

Thomas13206
Jun 18, 2013

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I wasn't aware it was coming off as anything else



Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Yes drat that Obama for driving a tank disguised as a limo rather than a motorized tricycle! :argh:

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret
That's a traffic cop vehicle.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Yes drat that Obama for driving a tank disguised as a limo rather than a motorized tricycle! :argh:

The place I used to work at commissioned a similar vheicle for driving around in Mexico, and I located the specifications for it, you're not kidding at all about them being tanks disguised as limos. Apparently during one trip it almost ended in disaster because they physically cannot roll down the window.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
For reference, The Beast:



precisely the kind of thing macho types would normally find cool, but they can't be arsed to learn about it

edit: better readability

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Ah the old "presidents blood in case of transfusion" WAKE UP SHEEPLE; The president is a vampire!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
A 180 J-Turn!?!?! What is this, the Matrix?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

TheQat posted:

For reference, The Beast:



precisely the kind of thing macho types would normally find cool, but they can't be arsed to learn about it

edit: better readability

The thing about information like this is, this is only the stuff that has been declassified.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

TheQat posted:

For reference, The Beast:



precisely the kind of thing macho types would normally find cool, but they can't be arsed to learn about it

edit: better readability

Yes, but is it as stylish as Silvio Berlusconi's Maserati Quattroporte?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

StandardVC10 posted:

Yes, but is it as stylish as Silvio Berlusconi's Maserati Quattroporte?

I'd volunteer to help carry Silvio around on a solid gold palanquin as long as we were taking him directly to jail.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Obama rides around in an armored vehicle because he knows he's not bulletproof.

Putin rides on a traffic cop bike because he thinks he's bulletproof.

Who's the wimp now democRATS :smug:

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.
I'm honestly surprised the President of the United States of America would have to pay a toll of any kind when he can just get one of those IPass things.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

kik2dagroin posted:

I'm honestly surprised the President of the United States of America would have to pay a toll of any kind when he can just get one of those IPass things.

I might be talking out my rear end but I believe they also haul it (or another one if there's more) when going abroad which is where I'd think the toll thing might be an issue because no toll booth person in America is going to charge the president.

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.

BiggerBoat posted:

Are they still living out unresolved Reagan-fueled cold war fantasies?

Reminder that after Putin published an op-ed in the New York Times, John McCain wanted to rebut it in the pages of Pravda. Many conservatives are still stuck in the Cold War, yes.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
What I find baffling is that they're complaining that Obama is doing this thing we like to call "travelling safely" which, you know, presidents of large, powerful nations generally need to do. I'm going to guess W. Bush was also surrounded by very similar safety measures but you didn't hear any complaints back then!

Of course I'm going to assume part of that is because W was their darling and they WANT Oblammo to get assassinated.

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

ToxicSlurpee posted:

What I find baffling is that they're complaining that Obama is doing this thing we like to call "travelling safely" which, you know, presidents of large, powerful nations generally need to do. I'm going to guess W. Bush was also surrounded by very similar safety measures but you didn't hear any complaints back then!

Of course I'm going to assume part of that is because W was their darling and they WANT Oblammo to get assassinated.

You're reading too much into it. It's not "Why does the president drive the presidential tanklimo?", it's "Putin drives a motorcycle, and thus is manlier than our weak president who rides in a car to work!"

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
If Obama did ride a trike, they would call him unmanly for not riding a real motorcycle.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Putin prefers to have sex with soft, lovely women, where as Gay Obama bangs mustachioed bikers hard through a gloryhole. Who's the wimp now?

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


peter banana posted:

Putin prefers to have sex with soft, lovely women, where as Gay Obama bangs mustachioed bikers hard through a gloryhole. Who's the wimp now?

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9SiDtJLaU

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

"Obama did a thing. What can we say that makes it wrong?"

That's what I'm getting out of this as well, and pretty much everything Obama does and the subsequent right wing media reaction to it. I get the sense that had Obama not wanted to go into Syria we'd be getting the same sorts of "weakness!" type horse poo poo we're hearing now.

Also, the posters pointing out that right wing media listeners are jacking off to the totalitarianism of Putin while crying "freedom!" and "big government" here at home are spot on. Reading the Freep thread taught me that most of these folks want to be in a theocratic fascist government. It just has to be the right religion and political bent.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


BiggerBoat posted:

That's what I'm getting out of this as well, and pretty much everything Obama does and the subsequent right wing media reaction to it. I get the sense that had Obama not wanted to go into Syria we'd be getting the same sorts of "weakness!" type horse poo poo we're hearing now.

Also, the posters pointing out that right wing media listeners are jacking off to the totalitarianism of Putin while crying "freedom!" and "big government" here at home are spot on. Reading the Freep thread taught me that most of these folks want to be in a theocratic fascist government. It just has to be the right religion and political bent.

If the Taliban had been Christian the right wing would've embraced them with open arms and elected them into office.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Notorious QIG posted:

If the Taliban had been Christian the right wing would've embraced them with open arms and elected them into office.

Preposterous; nobody with beard gets elected to national office.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Gotta challenge:
You have a picture of Obama on a Harley Davidson and a picture of Putin on that geriatric trike-thing. Aruge for Putin's machismo and/or Obama's queerness.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Oh, I just heard a radio ad about primarying John Bohner, since I live in the Cincinnati area (I actually live in Bohner's district, about two miles away from his house, and considered running against him out of boredom). Basically it consisted of "John Bohner makes back room deals, sign a petition to have someone run against him in the primaries, because of Nancy Pelosi and Obamacare!"

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

BiggerBoat posted:

That's what I'm getting out of this as well, and pretty much everything Obama does and the subsequent right wing media reaction to it. I get the sense that had Obama not wanted to go into Syria we'd be getting the same sorts of "weakness!" type horse poo poo we're hearing now.

Also, the posters pointing out that right wing media listeners are jacking off to the totalitarianism of Putin while crying "freedom!" and "big government" here at home are spot on. Reading the Freep thread taught me that most of these folks want to be in a theocratic fascist government. It just has to be the right religion and political bent.

What freeper types really want is the freedom to oppress and exploit. They want themselves and people like them to be powerful and wealthy while everybody else is weak, desperate, and easy to control. It's part of why the very wealthy dump so much money into support of "economic freedom." There is a strong desire among the right to return to the 19th century when a few white men owned everything and everybody else was so desperate they'd work 80 hours a week in unsanitary, dangerous conditions in return for barely enough money to not starve to death in a year.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

ToxicSlurpee posted:

What freeper types really want is the freedom to oppress and exploit. They want themselves and people like them to be powerful and wealthy while everybody else is weak, desperate, and easy to control. It's part of why the very wealthy dump so much money into support of "economic freedom." There is a strong desire among the right to return to the 19th century when a few white men owned everything and everybody else was so desperate they'd work 80 hours a week in unsanitary, dangerous conditions in return for barely enough money to not starve to death in a year.

The disturbing part is those freeper types would be the majority of the ones working those 80 hour weeks for poo poo. They vote against their own interests out of racism and xenophobia that Republican elites are more than happy to foster.

Pssst, I heard the liberals are going to try to take all of your guns away forever so they can control you, make sure to vote for me so I can keep you economically handicapped for life.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Swan Oat posted:

Reminder that after Putin published an op-ed in the New York Times, John McCain wanted to rebut it in the pages of Pravda. Many conservatives are still stuck in the Cold War, yes.

I think it's understandable that McCain of all people might be a little stuck in a Cold War mentality.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Good Citizen posted:

I think it's understandable that McCain of all people might be a little stuck in a Cold War mentality.

John McCain is the stereotypical American grandparent: you can't get mad at his views because you know why he has them but that doesn't mean you want to hear them.

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

ponzicar posted:

If Obama did ride a trike, they would call him unmanly for not riding a real motorcycle.

Or they'd say "Look at this fancy pants, tricked out pimp rolling around on his custom bike on the taxpayer dime." Then they'd post pictures of President President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho from Idiocracy and FW:FW:FW: that poo poo while completely missing the point.

My point being If Obama DID want to intervene than that would be Wrong also. What sane leader would want to get involved in this nonsense anyway? Maybe we should try telling these jerks if they love Russia so much, why not move there, you loving commie?

ToxicSlurpee posted:

What freeper types really want is the freedom to oppress and exploit. They want themselves and people like them to be powerful and wealthy while everybody else is weak, desperate, and easy to control. It's part of why the very wealthy dump so much money into support of "economic freedom." There is a strong desire among the right to return to the 19th century when a few white men owned everything and everybody else was so desperate they'd work 80 hours a week in unsanitary, dangerous conditions in return for barely enough money to not starve to death in a year.

Right. Theocratic fascism. That's what I was trying to say.

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