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sentientcarbon posted:Beautiful. It's like the Onion and the SCP project had a baby. The one with the duplicates freaked me out.
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I like the one that just goes into outer space
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The first one I got was the screaming, it scared the poo poo out of me 
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Nadir posted:Oh my God: Here's them all: clones snake screams eternity pause ghost stars blood
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I like how the screaming one is basically "gently caress you if you're using headphones."
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Nadir posted:Oh my God: what the gently caress. how many of their videos have alternate endings 
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I watched it and I got the "clones" one, and I didn't notice the clones at all, so I just thought "that's kind of funny but why would you watch it again?"
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Add "watching all of those right before going to bed" to the list of dumb things I've done.  THE BLOOD HAS YOU
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Mr. Cool rear end posted:I watched it and I got the "clones" one, and I didn't notice the clones at all, so I just thought "that's kind of funny but why would you watch it again?"   Man, I couldn't stop staring at them. This is a small phobia I have after reading some scary story about this when I was a kid. Faces in windows and duplicates...
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BREAKING: Imperial Inspector To Arrive By Railcar This Very Afternoon I always enjoy these articles where it feels like the writer just wants to mess around with a weird style.
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The "screamer" gag is as old and tired as the Internet itself, but it managed to get me this time. The blood and clones were equally as great. Huge kudos to the actors for pulling off such a bizarre concept.
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Open Relationship Gives Couple Freedom To Emotionally Drain Other People From Time To Time The last line.  I think "Blood" was my favorite one of those videos. Second one I saw after the normal one.
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pitlo posted:BREAKING: Imperial Inspector To Arrive By Railcar This Very Afternoon I love when the Onion gets whimsical.
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From the "newswire": Boxing Glove, Spring Carefully Loaded Into Time Capsule
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Brief Moment Of Lucidity Called Panic Attack They finally got around to publishing the article on me. I love these quick, simple gags
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It’s Sad Seeing How Much My Hometown Has Changed Since That Level 7 Nuclear Accident It's such a perfect pisstake of all those op-ed pieces that wax nostalgic.
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Area Mother Doesn’t See Why Thai People Need To Make Food So Spicy mom no!
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Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party. Yeah...
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Somehow my (Swedish) boss became Tin Danner SXSW As Cool And As Real As It Gets, Reports Marketing Associate. Apparently one of his friends sold some stock photos or something.
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I love how Obama is the drone president now. Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone
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Singing Dancing Boy Upset
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In that vein... Hip-Hop Man Enjoys Making Musical Rapping Sounds
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Dad from 2150 Can't Get Enough Iraq War Documentaries. Hits way too close to home. The Onion knows me too well. 
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Pope Insanity MXLV Selected A Pope one I haven't seen before. I love it when they delve into Lovecraftian horror like this. The Royal Baby ones were fantastic.
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Nation Demands More Mindblowing Guitar Solosquote:“When I turn on the radio, I want to hear a killer solo where the guy just totally shreds it hard,” said 36-year-old Kent, WA resident Michael Pellone, echoing the sentiments of the vast majority of citizens from coast to coast. “I want a solo so fast you can barely see the guy’s fingers moving—where the guy’s up on stage, one foot on top of a speaker, and just going nuts all over the guitar. That’s what I want.” 
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Crimean Voters Excited To Exercise Democracy For Last Time Not so funny 
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Has there ever been an Onion article that was just straight-up a true news story? It would be hysterical if they reported on something some crazy Republican guy said and it was 100% true.
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Captain Mog posted:Has there ever been an Onion article that was just straight-up a true news story? It would be hysterical if they reported on something some crazy Republican guy said and it was 100% true. http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/
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zoux posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/ Holy poo poo.
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zoux posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/ Holy loving gently caress. This is seriously Pulitzer worthy.
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There was also a time where they ran a story about how there hadn't been a mass shooting for over a week. Literally the next day someone killed a former co-worker outside the Empire State Building. Note the update on the article.
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Report: The leading cause of death in the US is god needing another angel
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Vacationing Woman Thinks Cats Miss Herquote:"I just dump some Purina in the bowl, and I'm gone," Pullman said. "And do the cats give a poo poo? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."
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Study: Slapping Everyone In Grocery Store, Exposing Yourself In Produce Section Still Frowned Upon By Society The video accompanying this one is among their best.
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Captain Mog posted:Has there ever been an Onion article that was just straight-up a true news story? It would be hysterical if they reported on something some crazy Republican guy said and it was 100% true. Muscleman Put In Charge of World's Fifth-Largest Economy
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ultrafilter posted:Study: Slapping Everyone In Grocery Store, Exposing Yourself In Produce Section Still Frowned Upon By Society When I saw that headline I was thinking "PLEASE let there be a video."
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You Can Only Masturbate To Italian Chef Sculptures Outside Of Pizza Places For So Long Before Wanting The Real Thing
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Captain Mog posted:Has there ever been an Onion article that was just straight-up a true news story? It would be hysterical if they reported on something some crazy Republican guy said and it was 100% true. Another Bush one but far, far more prescient: http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-on-north-korea-we-must-invade-iraq,11/
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