Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Spacman posted:


e: Imagine that the US is an island and that radar keeps the Mexicans out. It's that sort of system, but Aussies hate Muslims and Asians not Mexicans.

People here in the US sometimes forget how good we have it.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Australia used to seem like such a cool place and now it seems its as hosed uppity Right Wing as Canada and the U.S.

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011

bathroom sounds posted:

Why does Australia need a super powerful OTH radar system.
I mean kudos to them because it's kinda cool but I know the secret answer is to stop illegal immigrants.

To detect missile launches from Asia.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
Tony Abbott updates the press on the search

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

bathroom sounds posted:

Australia used to seem like such a cool place and now it seems its as hosed uppity Right Wing as Canada and the U.S.

Yep. White Australia Policy is alive and well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Australia_policy

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

bathroom sounds posted:

Australia used to seem like such a cool place and now it seems its as hosed uppity Right Wing as Canada and the U.S.

Australia wasn't ever a cool place

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Spacman posted:

E: If you are willing to kick off, we have backup you wanker:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Member_states_of_the_Commonwealth_of_Nations#Current_members

Eat a dick, come after us you human being.



Someone swap NK's flag with the Commonwealth's and Kim with a kangaroo plz

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

ShutteredIn posted:

Australia wasn't ever a cool place

Prisons are pretty cool

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

EmperorFritoBandito posted:



Someone swap NK's flag with the Commonwealth's and Kim with a kangaroo plz

Yeah, Go eat a giant cock you human being.

You should probably go check this with our PM. He'll tell you to go eat a cock. gently caress off arseholes from north america. He would likely call your president a friend of the family.

gently caress off, you human being.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Spacman posted:

Yeah, Go eat a giant cock you human being.

You should probably go check this with our PM. He'll tell you to go eat a cock. gently caress off arseholes from north america. He would likely call your president a friend of the family.

gently caress off, you human being.

Typical criminal behaviour. SMH

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

Chinatown posted:

Typical criminal behaviour. SMH

Our head of government thinks this way, is he criminal?

Seriously: Is our head of government a criminal?

demonR6
Sep 4, 2012

There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

Lipstick Apathy
So how about the latest news eh?

Wait, nevermind.. that may be a floating pile of garbage for all we know now..

demonR6 fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Mar 20, 2014

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

Emanuel Collective posted:

Tony Abbott updates the press on the search



How many percentage points was the Liberal party voted boosted by their leader's last name containing a racist nickname for Aborigines?

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

we should worry about this after we've solved the plane mystery

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

ReV VAdAUL posted:

How many percentage points was the Liberal party voted boosted by their leader's last name containing a racist nickname for Aborigines?

I wondered about that myself.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Spacman posted:

Yeah, Go eat a giant cock you human being.

You should probably go check this with our PM. He'll tell you to go eat a cock. gently caress off arseholes from north america. He would likely call your president a friend of the family.

gently caress off, you human being.

calm the gently caress down there, limey prisoner descendent

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

calm the gently caress down there, limey prisoner descendent

gently caress off back to Melbourne/London!

Are you trying to be funny or cool? Not sure where you are coming from.

You Colossal human being



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Spacman posted:

gently caress off back to Melbourne/London!

Are you trying to be funny or cool? Not sure where you are coming from.

You Colossal human being



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Most Promising Poster March 2014

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Spacman is dealing out some harsh truths here

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Glorious.

demonR6
Sep 4, 2012

There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

Lipstick Apathy
Always a brilliant idea to insult a mod.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

Emanuel Collective posted:

US and Australian soldiers nearly broke out into a full blown war during WW2 because Aussie soldiers were mad that the Americans were stealing all their women

with very few exceptions all wars throughout human history have had either Religion or Pussy as their cause

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

samizdat posted:

Don Lemon needed reassurance that it wasn't a black hole? drat.
Actually it's Don Lemon doing segments where he lets every Twitter retard fire dumb questions at him and bring them up to panelists so they can shoot them down. So really he's educating idiots.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Plane crashed due to a meltdown around Australia

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
So, wait, did they actually find it yet?

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

DEAR RICHARD posted:

So, wait, did they actually find it yet?

It crashed on an immigrant boat, and the captain is now an australian hero.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
No, the only excitement today was one of our criminal descendants causing a bit of a commotion ITT.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Waldo is on the plane look harder

demonR6
Sep 4, 2012

There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

Lipstick Apathy

monkeytennis posted:

No, the only excitement today was one of our criminal descendants causing a bit of a commotion ITT.

Careful, he will be back in five hours and will gave words for you.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

DEAR RICHARD posted:

So, wait, did they actually find it yet?

Find what?

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
Don Lemon's sanity, apparently.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

midnightclimax posted:

It crashed on an immigrant boat, and the captain is now an australian hero.
It bounced off the immigrant boat and hit an aboriginal village.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
One would think that Don Lemon is an expert on black holes.

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
I just want to wish the pilot good luck, we're all counting on him.

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Disconnecticus posted:

I just want to wish the pilot good luck, we're all counting on him.

Surely you don't mean Zaharie Ahmad Shah?

Hoedown Throwdown
Mar 30, 2004
Ich esse Scheiße
that australian guy was really angry

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

Disconnecticus posted:

I just want to wish the pilot good luck, we're all counting on him.

gently caress, I need to watch this now.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I just want to wish the pilot good luck, we're all counting on him.

Hoedown Throwdown
Mar 30, 2004
Ich esse Scheiße

fyodor posted:

I just want to wish the pilot good luck, we're all counting on him.
gently caress, I need to watch this now.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

a tv station finally did what we were all thinking

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/abc-affiliate-uses-lost-poster-to-promote-mh370-coverage/

  • Locked thread