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I wonder if there is some latent sizeism and racism going on with Jozy. "He's a big strong black lad, he can take the punishment," meanwhile if you are Hazard or Silva or Cazorla, a gentle breeze gets you a penalty call.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 18:56 |
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Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:Reminder that this was written about a 24 year old: quote:England hasn't been kind to Jozy Altidore.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 19:59 |
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And here's the chart
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:00 |
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36 out of 50
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:01 |
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A solid starter on a top EPL club
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:02 |
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Pissflaps posted:36 out of 50 They're delusional OP
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:02 |
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Passing and vision: 3
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:03 |
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speed: 4
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:06 |
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"one of Europe's top leagues (England, Italy or France)" Hmm
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:10 |
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i think they meant holland
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:11 |
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lol comparisons between heskey and altidore are literally based on nothing except the colour of their skin
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:13 |
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Pissflaps posted:Passing and vision: 3
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:14 |
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Heskey was a great striker in his time and one of the best Target Men to play the game during that purple patch of his. Altidore isnt fit to wipe the mud off his boots.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:14 |
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First touch: 3
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:14 |
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Someone make a youtube compilation of all jozy's touches in that match. I bet it doesnt last more than a minute and 90% of them are the ball bouncing miles off his chest.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:15 |
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jyrka posted:There are mental fans and literal stalkers of Korean footballer Ki Sung-Yueng on Sunderland message boards as well. She's great I wish she posted here
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:49 |
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Dribbling: 3 Finishing: 3 First touch: 3 Passing and vision: 3 Still, he's a solid starting striker on an EPL club
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:50 |
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cadfael posted:First touch: 3 When did you become a jozy knocker?
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:50 |
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Pissflaps posted:When did you become a jozy knocker? Don't knock it 'til you've tried it ok
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 20:53 |
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quote:25-30: MLS All-Star Yes, this is how all top notch professional scouts rate players.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:04 |
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I love, love, love, love, LOVE that Sunderland signed Jozy
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:05 |
Jose posted:I love, love, love, love, LOVE that Sunderland signed Jozy Same here.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:09 |
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I wonder where Jozy will end up next and how much he will cost?
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:09 |
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Pissflaps posted:I wonder where Jozy will end up next and how much he will cost? I hear Guardiola is looking at a £69m bid and he'll finally get the service he deserves
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:16 |
Pissflaps posted:I wonder where Jozy will end up next and how much he will cost? Hopefully at 'Boro tbh
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:17 |
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Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:Hopefully at 'Boro tbh i dont think he'd do any better in the championship
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:18 |
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According to that scouting report article his future fee would be $10.5-11M.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:19 |
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jyrka posted:According to that scouting report article his future fee would be $10.5-11M. This makes sense.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:21 |
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It will be somewhere between £10.50 and £11M, I agree
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:24 |
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St Evan Echoes posted:It will be somewhere between £10.50 and £11M, I agree *quietly withdraws offer of £5.50*
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:25 |
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I read bigsoccer for the first time ever, a lot of good stuff about today's game:quote:You guys wanna know how bad they are playing today? Through 30 minutes, Colback has 8 non-defensive touches. A central midfielder. Eight. quote:Sunderland's D is pretty meh but holy crap at that goal. quote:The color commentator tries meekly to blame it all on Altidore. Because he is frustrating the rest of the Sunderland players. Hilarious. quote:The announcer just said that Altidore's teammates should be mad at him for doing nothing. Hello Mr. Crooked Teeth, Altidore hasn't touched the ball once within ten yards of the box. What do you expect from him? Should he play all eleven positions on the field? quote:Commentator bemoaning Jozy. JA can't hold onto the ball or bring the midfield into the play. Have you seen the Sunderland midfield? quote:I don't know if there is a striker in the world that would make this team much better. Maybe a world class striker would help a little bit, but when you have that little quality around you, a world class CF isn't likely to make a difference. The team needs quality in almost every position. Its impossible for a CF to be the solution with this little talent on the field around him. quote:Actually, JozyBradley is basically saying what the BBC - Newcastle commentator said during the game. Gary Bennett seems to have developed true hatred of Altidore, and he's been campaigning for a while to get him benched and sold. Actually, what Benno says of him is a lot worse, now that I think about it. Love the delusion. Love the Americanisms.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:44 |
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JozyBradley.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:47 |
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I realise it would never happen but I'd like to see all these delusional Jozy fans watch some other relegation form teams to see that they aren't always shite and the team generally play as a team
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:49 |
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quote:I don't know if there is a striker in the world that would make this team much better. Maybe a world class striker would help a little bit, but when you have that little quality around you, a world class CF isn't likely to make a difference. The team needs quality in almost every position. Its impossible for a CF to be the solution with this little talent on the field around him. It's funny that this is actually the exact opposite of reality and Sunderland have been carried by their strikers since they got promoted. Our defence has always been poo poo, our midfield has essentially always been poo poo but the likes of Jones, Bent, Gyan, Sessegnon, Fletcher have just barely kept us going.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:50 |
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I refuse to believe Jones helped. He's proper shite too
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:52 |
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He is shite but he had a good season when we came up
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:53 |
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Bland posted:He is shite but he had a good season when we came up How good is "good"?
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:54 |
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Jose posted:How good is "good"? Good enough to score goals with the likes of Liam Miller, Dean Whitehead, Grant Leadbitter and Keiran Richardson behind him
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:55 |
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Pissflaps posted:I wonder where Jozy will end up next and how much he will cost? Barcelona probably any sane club can see he will bang goals in if he goes to a team with a world class midfield. jozy is not to blame here.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:56 |
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Ponce de Le0n posted:jozy is not to blame here.
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# ? Mar 22, 2014 21:58 |