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It's pretty easy to cut yourself on a mandolin if you aren't paying attention. Utopia? Oh boy...
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Why are they always chopping with those santoku-esque knives. Am I wrong in thinking those are made primarily for slicing or is that a different knife I am seeing?
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Mar 28, 2014 01:26
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JoshGuitar posted:So far, Melanie is one of my favorites. She seems to have a cool-rear end personality in the talking head interviews, and she's pretty cute too Calling it: Melanie is the new Dana. I'm gonna go with her, Ralph and Jason this season. It's a pretty weak group of personalities so far, though.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:26
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. This is 0% based in cooking skill, on accounta we haven't seen enough to judge there yet.
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surf rock posted:Calling it: Melanie is the new Dana. I'm gonna go with her, Ralph and Jason this season. It's a pretty weak group of personalities so far, though. Does she yell speak too?
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Mar 28, 2014 01:27
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liltimshady posted:Who here didn't see that someone would cut their hand on that grater, or whatever that thing's called? I swear about 93% of cuts in a professional kitchen come from a mandolin. I've only seen a non-stupid cook cut him/herself on a knife maybe twice in my life.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:27
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OmegaBR posted:It's pretty easy to cut yourself on a mandolin if you aren't paying attention. Didn't one of the contestants on masterchef cut the poo poo out of themselves last season on one?
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Mar 28, 2014 01:27
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Its not like the kitchen is understaffed at this point in the season.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:28
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Mad Dragon posted:Is malingering considered lying to Ramsay? Simone ain't sick. It's really cooooold 
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Mar 28, 2014 01:28
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OmegaBR posted:It's pretty easy to cut yourself on a mandolin if you aren't paying attention. Seriously, that made me cringe. Uggggh.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:29
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Spalding posted:Does she yell speak too? No, but: 
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Mar 28, 2014 01:29
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Hahah She's using the "sick" voice I used constantly when I was a kid to get out of going to school.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:29
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liltimshady posted:Who here didn't see that someone would cut their hand on that grater, or whatever that thing's called? I hate those loving things. I've got a huge scar on my fingertip from one 
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Mar 28, 2014 01:29
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Service time! 3rd epic fail? C'mere, you! Perfect!
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Mar 28, 2014 01:31
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Any D list stars yet?
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Mar 28, 2014 01:31
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 Successful Risotto
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Mar 28, 2014 01:31
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Anton's voice made me think Chef Scott was back for a minute.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:32
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RAW! Chef: Why you here, Simone? "It's a great opportunity, Chef--" 
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Mar 28, 2014 01:33
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Zero One posted:
Does anyone else compulsively order risotto whenever its on a menu? I do just because of this show.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:33
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Simone is either a plant or is having a total fugue state or something
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Mar 28, 2014 01:33
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liltimshady posted:RAW! Here is my resume.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:34
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liltimshady posted:RAW! She's the drive-through lady from that Dane Cook bit.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:35
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drat, putting raw food into the same pan as cooked food. These chefs... Edit - "chefs"
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Mar 28, 2014 01:35
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Kammat posted:Simone is either a plant or is having a total fugue state or something Maybe its just because of all the actor talk from earlier today in the thread, but she feels like she's acting to me.
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Basebf555 posted:Maybe its just because of all the actor talk from earlier today in the thread, but she feels like she's acting to me. She just seems like someone who's completely given up but has just enough pride in herself not to just walk out. Or maybe there's enough incentive from the producers to not walk out, that's she's just hanging out until she gets eliminated.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:37
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Basebf555 posted:Maybe its just because of all the actor talk from earlier today in the thread, but she feels like she's acting to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tw9FwYhTiM Seriously, this has to be the worst group yet.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:40
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You wanna go home? Jess: NO, CHEF! You wanna go home? Simone: no chef
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Mar 28, 2014 01:40
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How many "Raw"s was that on the salmon?
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Mar 28, 2014 01:42
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VIP table!!! The American Idol cue card holders are hungry!!!
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Mar 28, 2014 01:42
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Did she just giggle?
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Mar 28, 2014 01:42
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liltimshady posted:How many "Raw"s was that on the salmon? Enough to fill two or three bingo cards. 
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Mar 28, 2014 01:42
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15 minutes behind, but it's hilarious how hard Simone is faking being sick.DurosKlav posted:Hahah She's using the "sick" voice I used constantly when I was a kid to get out of going to school. Hahahah, it's this exactly.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:42
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Taco Bell breakfast? mmm mmmmm
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Mar 28, 2014 01:43
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OmegaBR posted:Taco Bell breakfast? mmm mmmmm Sure beats the lovely food these people are cooking!
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Mar 28, 2014 01:45
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WTF?! MTTV now has a Hell's Kitchen Ripoff "Reality" Show? Wow...
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Mar 28, 2014 01:45
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Simone: Haha. Ramsay: 
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Mar 28, 2014 01:46
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Kind of jumped the gun on booting the whole team, I think...
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Mar 28, 2014 01:47
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How many episodes can be like this before actually crowning a winner becomes a complete joke?
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Mar 28, 2014 01:49
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Spalding posted:Kind of jumped the gun on booting the whole team, I think... That's bullshit. Red team screws up: You two get out! Blue team screws up: You ALL get out! GET OUT! SHUT IT DOWN! THREE nominees?! 
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Mar 28, 2014 01:49
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Eh, this is how it goes when you start with 20 people. That's why they keep having a chef in the dining room serving tableside.
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One shakey screen away from a bingo! 
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