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Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!
That's why they're closed.

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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Just Offscreen posted:

Then...then what the gently caress DO they do?!

Nothing. They're closed.

edit: Aren't I clever

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Hopefully after they clean the podium.

No. 6 doesn't look like somebody with high standards. He'll be fine.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

New Leaf posted:

The sign on the window seems to be for a different business. I wonder if they rebranded or something.

It also looks like there is another sign above those two which explains they are a new store and not that Cheque N Cash

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Chard posted:

please no more
\




I saw that for sale at an antique store/flea market. It's a cigar ashtray.

Edit:

Just Offscreen posted:

Then...then what the gently caress DO they do?!

Maybe the give people checks for their cash...then, um, stick the cash immediately into a chute that takes the cash to an undisclosed location.

Bored has a new favorite as of 00:29 on Apr 5, 2014

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Just Offscreen posted:

Then...then what the gently caress DO they do?!

They probably sell Just Bulbs.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


They most likely provide loan services.

DiverTwig
Jul 23, 2003
I ignore all NWS Tags, my Boss's like porn

Just Offscreen posted:

Then...then what the gently caress DO they do?!

That's the beauty of it, they don't DO anything!

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
they rob poor people

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

DiverTwig posted:

That's the beauty of it, they don't DO anything!

What is that from?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Shuffle posted:

they rob poor people

I used to work for a payday loan place, and I can confirm that the underlying goal of these places is purely to take poor peoples money. There wasn't even a veneer of "oh, were trying to help those that need cash to help with an unexpected bill" or something, it was pure "get these rubes into our system, and then bilk them with insane interest fees until they go bankrupt".

Not sure of the situation in the states, but here in Canada the government had to legislate these companies to reduce their interest rates because they were criminally high. (Most of our clients were criminally high too :smug:)

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Every now and then you can catch a commercial for a loan agency based on an Indian reservation called Western Sky or something like that. They advertise the standard payday loans, but if you pause it at the end and read the fine print closely, the APR is something outrageous like 20,000%. They can do this because they're on an Indian reservation and federal loan laws don't apply there.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I used to work for a payday loan place, and I can confirm that the underlying goal of these places is purely to take poor peoples money. There wasn't even a veneer of "oh, were trying to help those that need cash to help with an unexpected bill" or something, it was pure "get these rubes into our system, and then bilk them with insane interest fees until they go bankrupt".

Not sure of the situation in the states, but here in Canada the government had to legislate these companies to reduce their interest rates because they were criminally high. (Most of our clients were criminally high too :smug:)

There are interest limits, but like Captain Trips said, there are companies like Western Skies that are incorporated on Native American land and those laws don't apply to them, so you see hilarious interest rates

iirc it's usually around 93-212% interest per day

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


They're working on fixing that.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

There's nothing funny about the Tax Bureau :stonk:.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Well if you know of some other way to get some booty I'd love to hear it. :colbert:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Captain Trips posted:

Every now and then you can catch a commercial for a loan agency based on an Indian reservation called Western Sky or something like that. They advertise the standard payday loans, but if you pause it at the end and read the fine print closely, the APR is something outrageous like 20,000%. They can do this because they're on an Indian reservation and federal loan laws don't apply there.

They got told to knock it off, then closed down and complained white people put them out of an honest living.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉



from some Barbados politics blog...

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

Trig Discipline posted:

Well if you know of some other way to get some booty I'd love to hear it. :colbert:

Craigslist.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Stevie Lee posted:

What is that from?

That's the beauty of it - it's not from anything.

No, seriously. Nobody has any idea where this line is from, but everyone is positive they heard it from a movie or a TV show.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Hydrolith posted:

That's the beauty of it - it's not from anything.

No, seriously. Nobody has any idea where this line is from, but everyone is positive they heard it from a movie or a TV show.

The best explanation I've read is that it's from an unused script or cut from a script for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I keep wanting to say it's from The Hudsucker Proxy but it's not.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

syscall girl posted:

The best explanation I've read is that it's from an unused script or cut from a script for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I keep wanting to say it's from The Hudsucker Proxy but it's not.

Googled, found this:

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


This would be a lot funnier if it were Jaden Smith's face.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

pik_d posted:

Googled, found this:



Awesome. Mystery solved. All my googling turned up was people saying "I have no loving idea".

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Shrapnig posted:

This would be a lot funnier if it were Jaden Smith's face.

It would be funnier if it was funny.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Hydrolith posted:

That's the beauty of it - it's not from anything.

No, seriously. Nobody has any idea where this line is from, but everyone is positive they heard it from a movie or a TV show.


Hydrolith posted:

Awesome. Mystery solved. All my googling turned up was people saying "I have no loving idea".


pik_d posted:

Googled, found this:



That got solved for reals a while back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWlMNltHIYI

Then again pik d has a whole 'nother source for it so who knows!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Shrapnig posted:

This would be a lot funnier if it were Jaden Smith's face.

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards


That is easily the most punchable face on the planet.

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro

I Might Be Adam posted:

That is easily the most punchable face on the planet.
Yes but How can Your Punches be real is His Face isn't Real :smugbert:

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

pik_d posted:

Googled, found this:



It's a generic set-up to whacky comic hijinks and I suspect that's why people feel like it's something they've heard before but can't quite place. It may have actually occurred in a few obscure places but I doubt that many of the people who are sure they heard it somewhere heard from Apocalyptic Butterflies.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

I forget which comedian it is but they have this great bit about pirates. They were obviously some of the worst people on the planet rapists/murderers/slave owners etc and we portray them as lovable rogues and have our kids dress up as them.

Do you think in 40 years our kids will dress up as suicide bombers (and no not ironic hipster college kids or prince harry).

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Jippa posted:

I forget which comedian it is but they have this great bit about pirates. They were obviously some of the worst people on the planet rapists/murderers/slave owners etc and we portray them as lovable rogues and have our kids dress up as them.

Do you think in 40 years our kids will dress up as suicide bombers (and no not ironic hipster college kids or prince harry).

It's David Mitchell.
No, seriously. David Mitchell's Soapbox did a bit about this.

e: Just watched it. It's about Vikings, not pirates. (Here for anyone who wants to see it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJqEKYbh-LU).

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 11:32 on Apr 5, 2014

Sakarja
Oct 19, 2003

"Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."

Capitalism is the problem. Anarchism is the answer. Join an anarchist union today!

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I see Operation Meatshield is working out fine.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Istari posted:

It's David Mitchell.
No, seriously. David Mitchell's Soapbox did a bit about this.

e: Just watched it. It's about Vikings, not pirates. (Here for anyone who wants to see it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJqEKYbh-LU).



The bit about pirates I remember now is sean lock on mock the week but I can't find it on youtube.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Jippa posted:

Do you think in 40 years our kids will dress up as suicide bombers (and no not ironic hipster college kids or prince harry).

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BioMe
Aug 9, 2012


Jippa posted:

I forget which comedian it is but they have this great bit about pirates. They were obviously some of the worst people on the planet rapists/murderers/slave owners etc and we portray them as lovable rogues and have our kids dress up as them.

Do you think in 40 years our kids will dress up as suicide bombers (and no not ironic hipster college kids or prince harry).

Did they own slaves, like ever? I've understood that it's far more likely that a pirate was essentially a freed slave himself, because the "recruitment procedure" for many sailors looked an awful lot like being kidnapped off a dock somewhere to work on a ship in horrible conditions for next to nothing. So they'd escape to join pirates instead, often during a pirate attack on their ship.

Rapists is kind of weird label to put on pirates specifically too, considering the ships they targeted would have hardly ever had women on them anyway. And most of them would have avoided unnecessary cruelty to their prisoners, as they wanted to incentivize surrenders. In addition to risking their own crew and damage to their ship, even if a pirate ship won the battle they'd still be likely to lose their bounty in the process.

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