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PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Ragequit posted:

Saw SNL the other night and Pharrell Williams was wearing this hat:



*points*
"Only YOU can prevent fashion disasters!"

It's his anti-aging secret.

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kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Pharrell has been wearing a version of that hat for months, he even wore it in the big group Oscar nominees photo.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

PaganGoatPants posted:

It's his anti-aging secret.

Nah, dumb hats are the only thing that beats Groat's Disease.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

canyoneer posted:

I just took my family to Disneyland. The place was crawling with Disneyland "Social Clubs", which are grown adults who like to dress up like pretend biker gangs with matching Disneyland themed vests/patches and hang out in Disneyland.

It's even more awkward in person. I saw a huge group of them posing for a photo. Frontside for faces and lets all turn around so we can show off our vests.
Serves as an interesting contrast to the large families wearing matching t-shirts.



This is awkward and cool at the same time. But then again I love the movie The Warriors and 80's double dragon-y gang stuff.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

PaganGoatPants posted:

It's his anti-aging secret.

Pretty bad choice of phylactery at that, it's too easy to lose. Dick Cheney was smarter; we still don't know what his phylactery is.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

the jizz taxi posted:

Pretty bad choice of phylactery at that, it's too easy to lose. Dick Cheney was smarter; we still don't know what his phylactery is.

I thought it was an anti aging secret because it makes him look like a small child playing dress up with his grandfather's old hat.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.
So there is a someone online that makes Steam Punk vibrators. There is no nudity just a vibrator that looks like an old Buck Rodgers ray gun. Also thank God that these are not steam operated. Still :nws:
They have a gallery of customers.

http://i.imgur.com/LMCSg7x.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6Z7WGZm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mIHXZVy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pjCKgqV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zINVGMA.jpg

The rest of the gallery is also :nws: http://www.littledeathray.com/

Also just random junk from the internet cause this thread is too talky.



How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

The hanging guys' faces really paint this gif in a weird light. :stare:

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I've seen this before. Bar's covered in superglue. Guys wait until some other men try to do pull-ups and then latch onto them and do crunches. This is the secret gay agenda conservatives are trying to warn you about.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol


gently caress a concussion, still gotta work it.

EDIT:

Oh poo poo. Just realized I got kicked/removed/voted out of the Juggalo group.

Bro Nerd Alpha has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Apr 10, 2014

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

TinTower posted:

Wrestlingchat from someone who doesn't watch wrestling: The best part about the Streak ending was the surprised black dude.

It came from Facebook...



I love people who think going to THE GHETTO is like walking into a raider camp in Fallout.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


canyoneer posted:

I just took my family to Disneyland. The place was crawling with Disneyland "Social Clubs", which are grown adults who like to dress up like pretend biker gangs with matching Disneyland themed vests/patches and hang out in Disneyland.

It's even more awkward in person. I saw a huge group of them posing for a photo. Frontside for faces and lets all turn around so we can show off our vests.
Serves as an interesting contrast to the large families wearing matching t-shirts.



I've read that "outlaw" motorcycle clubs can get pretty touchy about people co-opting their image, especially when it comes to sporting a three piece patch like that. Like, it probably only matters if it's other bikers doing it, and up close these people quite obviously aren't, but I dunno, I'm not sure I'd want to test it, personally.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Nenonen posted:


Did they wake him up from the studio floor after a week of drinking for all his promo shots?

I'd like to request more of...whatever these are

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
Does anyone have that awful, terrible post by that guy that hosed a piece of his colon loose? Because I would enjoy a wave of nausea to accompany the work I'm currently trying to finish.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

areyoucontagious posted:

Does anyone have that awful, terrible post by that guy that hosed a piece of his colon loose? Because I would enjoy a wave of nausea to accompany the work I'm currently trying to finish.

quote:

I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.

Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.

Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.

I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.

And this is the guy who posted it:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Oh god why. Goatse is nothing, but I physically recoil whenever I see his fat mug.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
gently caress that is disturbing.

Would ramming an object up your rear end vigorously burn calories at least ?

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.
I am starting to think that my dad was right. We as a society share too much nowadays. Also that face is horrifying.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Clochette posted:

I love people who think going to THE GHETTO is like walking into a raider camp in Fallout.

Well, you see my suburban friend, some neighborhoods? It's absolutely true. Walk into the wrong part of my neighborhood at the wrong hour in the wrong colors whether you're black, white, hispanic, Asian, or any other ethnic group under the sun, and you might just find yourself in a beatdown sandwich.

It's getting better, they just put 26 people in a local heroin ring in jail for a few years (the leader got ~20 years, the rest quite a bit less), so it's gotten a lot quieter in that area, but there's a lot of young punks trying to step up and fill the holes in the local Crips set.

But keep on thinking it's all peaches and cream in ~the ghetto~ because white kids mostly get left alone, but next time there's a shootout down my street and the police refuse to come due to the neighborhood, I'm sure it'll be a great consolation that Clochette thinks it isn't that bad!

5er
Jun 1, 2000


DorkusMalorkus posted:

And here's this:

I don't know what this is.

Casting call for Grimm.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Help Im Alive posted:

I get kind of confused at how invested the internet seems to get in wrestling storylines. Like I know a few days ago the Undertaker apparently had a really long win streak ended or something and people got upset but surely most of those people are probably old enough to know it's all scripted, I just don't get it

Cracked.com put it something like this: when other fandoms are mad about a company's decision, they usually get months to air their greivances about it or mull it over and change their minds; the most recent example of this being Ben Affleck's casting as Batman. When wrestling fans get mad about a company's decision, it's too drat late because it's already happened and there's no takebacks in wrestling, certainly not with this (Lesnar pinned Taker clean).

The consensus is developing that Undertaker losing the streak to Brock Lesnar was 100% his own idea, and had been in the works for years. Undertaker is a huge fan of UFC, and has a lot of respect for Brock Lesnar as an athlete and a competitor. If that had been revealed, the decision and the reasoning, a month before Wrestlemania, the reaction wouldn't have been so crazy. But because it's wrestling, nobody can know about this until it's happening on live TV, so everybody FREAKS THE gently caress OUT because they did not expect it to happen and it was probably a screwjob and because that fucker Lesnar stole the streak! :bahgawd:

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

The Monkey Man posted:

And this is the guy who posted it:



Spectacular, thank you! :suicide:

No. 3 - The Calhoun
Oct 13, 2004

Everyone loves a slow loris!

IamnotJoe posted:

I am starting to think that my dad was right. We as a society share too much nowadays. Also that face is horrifying.



My mum and I did that when I was younger. However neither of us were hambeasts, my mum just wanted to take her kid on a day out :shobon:

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

The Monkey Man posted:

And this is the guy who posted it:



I'm not positive, but I think if that happened, you wouldn't just like, go about the rest of your day after a panic attack. You'd be bleeding too, I'd assume.

youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!
Cross posting from gamers.txt thread.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I'd like to request more of...whatever these are

Nice pajamas Mitar...


"So there was this one time when I shaved off part of my brows and glued it to my chin, good times"


Auditioning for "Mad Milosevic 2: Croat Warrior"


Have another Yugoslavian singer, Nino Resic. I love it how they try to re-invent his appearance as years pass:









How desperate was his agent at that point...

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Boofchicken posted:

Cross posting from gamers.txt thread.



So they finally admit it is a sexual thing.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




fullroundaction posted:

From Facebook



This was from last weekend, not a goon meetup circa 2003.

zoux posted:

Nerd shack baby.

"Hop in my Chrysler, I'm as big as a whale and it's about to set sail
I got me a rascal, like, it's seat smells funny
So come on and bring your Dairy Queen money!

The nerd shack, its a little old place where..
Weeeeeeee can sperg to-getherrrrrrrrrrr.
Nerd shack bay-beeeeeee! (a nerd shack baby!)"

into the void
Feb 13, 2011

Clochette posted:

I love people who think going to THE GHETTO is like walking into a raider camp in Fallout.

My main problem is that the 'bad neighborhood' analogy only works if the woman was going to a party or whatever that she knows is filled with convicted sex offenders and rapists. People generally avoid 'bad streets' because they know they are bad streets. Just like most women would avoid hanging out and getting drunk with men they know will most likely rape them. A more apt analogy was if you were a tourist wandering around a neighborhood with no idea whether or not the place has a reputation for being dangerous. Also, that person was blindfolded and thus had no visual way of telling whether or not it was a bad street. Or maybe going down a street you've been down before and suddenly, surprise, there's a mugger. So I guess the solution is to never go outside, lest you end up walking down the wrong street, just like women should never hang out with any man ever.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I think you'll find the solution is for women to cover every inch of their body with clothing because showing their body is like waving wads of cash around, and for them to always be escorted by a male family member when outside or among unknown men :jihad:



this solution does not stop rape

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
The only place I've ever felt like you could get mugged no matter how much effort you put in to avoiding it was London. It's easy to steer clear of bad areas in places like LA and Chicago but it seems like London just has a huge "muggers are everywhere" problem that I don't quite understand.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

El Estrago Bonito posted:

The only place I've ever felt like you could get mugged no matter how much effort you put in to avoiding it was London. It's easy to steer clear of bad areas in places like LA and Chicago but it seems like London just has a huge "muggers are everywhere" problem that I don't quite understand.

Less social stratification in residential areas? (I don't know if this is actually the case, but it's something that could cause that if it's true.)

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

El Estrago Bonito posted:

The only place I've ever felt like you could get mugged no matter how much effort you put in to avoiding it was London. It's easy to steer clear of bad areas in places like LA and Chicago but it seems like London just has a huge "muggers are everywhere" problem that I don't quite understand.

Just turn out your pockets before entering the City and they should leave you alone.

Forti
May 5, 2009

Help Im Alive posted:

I get kind of confused at how invested the internet seems to get in wrestling storylines. Like I know a few days ago the Undertaker apparently had a really long win streak ended or something and people got upset but surely most of those people are probably old enough to know it's all scripted, I just don't get it

It must be really hard for you to watch anything, if the knowledge that it's scripted breaks the whole illusion for you.

Wrestling owns.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

El Estrago Bonito posted:

The only place I've ever felt like you could get mugged no matter how much effort you put in to avoiding it was London. It's easy to steer clear of bad areas in places like LA and Chicago but it seems like London just has a huge "muggers are everywhere" problem that I don't quite understand.

I think our muggers worked out that hanging around the crap areas is a dumb way to try and make money when you are two tube stops from a busy city centre mostly made of dark alleys and fog. It's like an all you can eat buffet of drunken investment bankers and idiot tourists.

That said I've walked round strange parts of London in the early hours enough times and never been mugged. Maybe they heard the northern accent and figured I was a poor.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

PCOS Bill posted:

Well, you see my suburban friend, some neighborhoods? It's absolutely true. Walk into the wrong part of my neighborhood at the wrong hour in the wrong colors whether you're black, white, hispanic, Asian, or any other ethnic group under the sun, and you might just find yourself in a beatdown sandwich.

It's getting better, they just put 26 people in a local heroin ring in jail for a few years (the leader got ~20 years, the rest quite a bit less), so it's gotten a lot quieter in that area, but there's a lot of young punks trying to step up and fill the holes in the local Crips set.

But keep on thinking it's all peaches and cream in ~the ghetto~ because white kids mostly get left alone, but next time there's a shootout down my street and the police refuse to come due to the neighborhood, I'm sure it'll be a great consolation that Clochette thinks it isn't that bad!

I was referring to the rather silly idea that a white person walking into a low-class black neighborhood will inevitably be swarmed like flies on carrion, but you can go on with your weird rant if it makes you feel better.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

darkwasthenight posted:

That said I've walked round strange parts of London in the early hours enough times and never been mugged. Maybe they heard the northern accent and figured I was a poor.

They just think you're an alien. There's nothing north of the Watford Gap, remember?

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


El Estrago Bonito posted:

The only place I've ever felt like you could get mugged no matter how much effort you put in to avoiding it was London. It's easy to steer clear of bad areas in places like LA and Chicago but it seems like London just has a huge "muggers are everywhere" problem that I don't quite understand.

Having lived in London pretty much my entire life, and for the past eight years on an estate that is locally famous as 'the bad, dangerous place' I've never been mugged, never been assaulted, never even felt at risk of it either. Despite my love of walking around alone in the small hours of the morning.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Clochette posted:

I was referring to the rather silly idea that a white person walking into a low-class black neighborhood will inevitably be swarmed like flies on carrion, but you can go on with your weird rant if it makes you feel better.

How's that sand feel on your ears?

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Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

that beard. it's like he has one hair follicle every square centimeter and tries to make up for it by letting it get long

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