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SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011
Rocky IV owns so loving hard

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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

My roommate likes watching ted talks in the living room on 1.5 speed so everyone sounds like chipmunk people.

He's a nice guy, but I think I might destroy him.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Can anyone point me in the direction of essential reading for examining films? Starting from the basics if possible.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

bowmore posted:

Can anyone point me in the direction of essential reading for examining films? Starting from the basics if possible.

Making Movies by Sidney Lumet
Introduction to Criticism by Michael Ryan
Anything by Christpoher Frayling.
There's a pretty good anthology of American Movie Critics you can pick up.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

My roommate likes watching ted talks in the living room on 1.5 speed so everyone sounds like chipmunk people.

He's a nice guy, but I think I might destroy him.

My previous roommate had a habit of falling asleep in the living room while masturbating to How It's Made.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Baron von Eevl posted:

My previous roommate had a habit of falling asleep in the living room while masturbating to How It's Made.

Okay, fine, I'll stop complaining.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Baron von Eevl posted:

My previous roommate had a habit of falling asleep in the living room while masturbating to How It's Made.

I can't believe I have to say this

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Baron von Eevl posted:

My previous roommate had a habit of falling asleep in the living room while masturbating to How It's Made.

Was his name Jeremy? This is very important.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
The ambulance guys. They say, "What the gently caress happened here?"

I say, "He come to reaping what he been sowing, that's what."

They say, "Fucker been sowing some kind of heavy poo poo."

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
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Fat Lou posted:

Was his name Jeremy? This is very important.

Nah, Steve. He also had photos of his own micropenis on his desktop under the directory Desktop\Porn\Me and was pissed that his cousin still had his nipple clamps.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

I Before E posted:

You made me watch Uncensored 1995, you deserve all the hell I can unleash upon you.

Though I did not consider that I'd have to watch it too. Oh my god it's bad.

This is totally going to be a thing where we see who taps out first so we can watch good wrestling instead, isn't it?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The heavy theory crowd should totally watch some late period WCW. Vince Russo, as inept as he is, keeps trying all this weird complicated meta poo poo. Wrestlers "not following the script", talking about jobbing, it's... Interesting.

nWo Souled Out is before him but it's fairly artistic too. Terrible, mind you, but a rare case of trying to give a PPV a theme and atmosphere of its own.

It's what happens when a wrestling company has unlimited money.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Also- Rocky, Rocky Balboa, II, III, IV, then V. I'm a bit more fond of II than it strictly deserves but I love that opening credits sequence and the music for it.

LittleFuryThings
Jan 11, 2012

Noxville posted:

When I was watching The Double last week there was a guy in a 5-second one-line role who looked a lot like J Mascis and I thought to myself 'that guy looks a lot like J Mascis!' When I looked it up it turned out that the guy who looked a lot like J Mascis was in fact J Mascis, making a 5-second one-line cameo in a low-budget artsy independent black comedy for reasons beyond me.

This is amazing, but I'm surprised they gave him a speaking role, because, my god, is it difficult to listen to him talk.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Sheldrake posted:

I have found great Mexican food in Japan. None of the rest of you have any excuse.

How's Japan been anyway?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Yoshifan823 posted:

I pity everyone in here praising Chipotle while having never eaten a Pancheros burrito. Pancheros is the manna from which all other burritos shy away, for fear of being completely overshadowed.

Panchero's has better burritos, but Chipotle has better chips / guac / salsa.

Toebone
Jul 1, 2002

Start remembering what you hear.

Baron von Eevl posted:

My previous roommate had a habit of falling asleep in the living room while masturbating to How It's Made.

I used to really enjoy getting stoned, muting How It's Made, and putting on Selected Ambient Works Vol. II. Just watching those machines, moving so precisely and perfect....

I don't think I ever whipped it out though.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Toebone posted:

I used to really enjoy getting stoned, muting How It's Made, and putting on Selected Ambient Works Vol. II. Just watching those machines, moving so precisely and perfect....

I don't think I ever whipped it out though.

Oh good, you were starting to scare me there.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
The best Mexican place I've ever been to is a place here in Providence called Baja's. Their pork is just out of this loving world, and they stuff the hell out of a burrito for you if you get one. They're also a Tex/Mex place so they have plenty of other great stuff too, but I've never gone wrong with a pork burrito.

There's a Chipotle down the street from it and I literally can not fathom why anyone would want to go there instead.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Because white people are afraid of eating at the "dirty" mexican place instead of the clean corporate place. The same reason Panda Express exists really.

Soundtrack To Mary
Nov 12, 2007

ZOMBY WOOF
Ugh! We suck.

To contribute: I had some pretty great Mexican in this hole-in-the-wall in Moab. My folks were wary about it, but I insisted, and everyone left happy.

C'mon, white people.

Soundtrack To Mary fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Apr 13, 2014

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

FishBulb posted:

Because white people are afraid of eating at the "dirty" mexican place instead of the clean corporate place. The same reason Panda Express exists really.

I love my local taco joints, but I actually prefer white people burritos to the sloppy messes you get there. I like a lot of rice and meat.

Taquerias that just do simple meat/onions/cilantro are the exception, though.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Carne asada hand tacos are godly.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Literally The Worst posted:

This is totally going to be a thing where we see who taps out first so we can watch good wrestling instead, isn't it?

Yep.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

My roommate likes watching ted talks in the living room on 1.5 speed so everyone sounds like chipmunk people.

He's a nice guy, but I think I might destroy him.

That sounds absolutely hilarious, but I get why you might get annoyed.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

FishBulb posted:

Because white people are afraid of eating at the "dirty" mexican place instead of the clean corporate place. The same reason Panda Express exists really.

Best drat tacos al pastor in the world are at this dirty Mexican place in a slightly less than reputable part of Madison. I was heartbroken when it burned a year and a half ago (finally re-opened, though).

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
The ONLY reason I could support someone for going to Chipotle on that street instead of Baja's is because it's a SUPER narrow restaurant. Like, the length of a small hallway. Otherwise there's really no excuse, because they also make white people burritos.

edit- There's also a Guatemalan place near me that has AMAZING fresh-made corn tortilla tacos.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Timby posted:

Best drat tacos al pastor in the world are at this dirty Mexican place in a slightly less than reputable part of Madison. I was heartbroken when it burned a year and a half ago (finally re-opened, though).



That looks like my kinda place. Time to go make a taco I guess.

CloseFriend
Aug 21, 2002

Un malheur ne vient jamais seul.

GonSmithe posted:

The ONLY reason I could support someone for going to Chipotle on that street instead of Baja's is because it's a SUPER narrow restaurant. Like, the length of a small hallway. Otherwise there's really no excuse, because they also make white people burritos.
I really hope there's a Mexican restaurant somewhere that calls these "burritos gringos."

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

CloseFriend posted:

I really hope there's a Mexican restaurant somewhere that calls these "burritos gringos."

When I was in Tucson for a conference a few years ago, I'm almost positive I ate at a place that had such an item on their menu.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Seriously. Sometimes the best places are the dirty hole in the wall places in a ghetto where you are likely to be shot dead. The danger adds a zest of flavor to the food and life other places don't have.

Pick Hard
Sep 10, 2011

bowmore posted:

Can anyone point me in the direction of essential reading for examining films? Starting from the basics if possible.

David Bordwell's blog is a treasure trove, and his books ain't bad either.

http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

FishBulb posted:

Because white people are afraid of eating at the "dirty" mexican place instead of the clean corporate place. The same reason Panda Express exists really.

I mean, Panda is just a mass-marketed version of American Chinese cuisine, which is why I don't feel bad saying that their Orange Chicken is almost definitely laced with crack, because it is amazing.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Yoshifan823 posted:

I mean, Panda is just a mass-marketed version of American Chinese cuisine, which is why I don't feel bad saying that their Orange Chicken is almost definitely laced with crack, because it is amazing.

The Orange Chicken is like their only decent thing though. The Teriyaki chicken is okay I guess but their fried rice is so god drat bland that I can't eat it if they forget my soy sauce packets, which they do about half of the times I go.

e: don't go to a Chinese place if the name of the place isn't two nonsense words, which may include "happy" and "China"

CloseFriend
Aug 21, 2002

Un malheur ne vient jamais seul.

Gatts posted:

Seriously. Sometimes the best places are the dirty hole in the wall places in a ghetto where you are likely to be shot dead. The danger adds a zest of flavor to the food and life other places don't have.
My favorite taquerias have all looked like giant silver Twinkies. There's something irresistibly romantic about dining inside an Airstream.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Dissapointed Owl posted:

The ambulance guys. They say, "What the gently caress happened here?"

I say, "He come to reaping what he been sowing, that's what."

They say, "Fucker been sowing some kind of heavy poo poo."

If that's his last one, that's a hell of a movie to go out on.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

If that's his last one, that's a hell of a movie to go out on.

Has he talked about retiring?

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Soundtrack To Mary posted:

Ugh! We suck.

To contribute: I had some pretty great Mexican in this hole-in-the-wall in Moab. My folks were wary about it, but I insisted, and everyone left happy.

C'mon, white people.

Just wanted to chime in to say that I visited Moab last year and the canyon I stayed in the first night was the most beautiful place I've ever been, and I lived in Hawaii for a year.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

If that's his last one, that's a hell of a movie to go out on.

What is this from?

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

What is this from?

Inland Empire.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

I go to chipotle because it tastes pretty good, none of the other "better" chains are in my area and their tortilla chips with chipotle pepper hot sauce and guacamole is loving delicious. That said, the best Mexican I ever ate was at a hole in the wall behind a self storage place I was working at that one of the guys I worked with told me about, that made some loving amazing cow tongue tacos.

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morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

mr. stefan posted:

I go to chipotle because it tastes pretty good, none of the other "better" chains are in my area and their tortilla chips with chipotle pepper hot sauce and guacamole is loving delicious. That said, the best Mexican I ever ate was at a hole in the wall behind a self storage place I was working at that one of the guys I worked with told me about, that made some loving amazing cow tongue tacos.

Beef brains is where it's at.

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