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Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

NtotheTC posted:

I only watch F1. Why would I waste time watching lesser drivers and cars when I already watch the pinnacle of motorsport?

Watching Nascar is like sleeping with a supermodel and then going "Well this is good but I think I'll sleep with this fat chick too, cos hey all sex is good right?"

You're missing out.

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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Sulman posted:

You're missing out.

On the fat chick? yes. On NASCAR? No.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Well, of course he of all people would say this...

quote:

Pastor Maldonado fears that Formula 1 drivers could get too scared to battle hard wheel-to-wheel if the FIA continues to hand out penalties for racing incidents.

The Venezuelan faces a five-place grid drop at this weekend's Chinese Grand Prix for having tipped Esteban Gutierrez into a roll in Bahrain a fortnight ago.

But after putting the Sakhir incident down to a simple misunderstanding, Maldonado thinks there is a danger of FIA punishments acting as a deterrent to hard battles.

"The rules are the same for everyone, so you need to avoid incidents," he said. "But at the same time [the threat of penalties means] you cannot race, you need to only stay on track and wait for problems.

"If you attack and your manoeuvre is not that clear, or the guy is defending the place and you have a gamble, and you are fighting, you can be penalised.

"So they [the FIA] need to be slightly more flexible.

"We are racing drivers and we are always taking risks. If you are competitors and you can overtake, you need to take risks - but at the same point the rules are going against the spectaculars.

"Ten years ago everyone was fighting and touching each other, because there were no penalties. Now we need to adapt ourselves."

CRASH WAS 'SOFT'

Maldonado said he had spoken to Gutierrez after the crash to go through what happened.

And he thinks that perhaps too much was made of the incident because of the freak circumstances that resulted in the roll.

The Lotus driver argued that Jules Bianchi's clash with Adrian Sutil, which was dealt with via an in-race penalty alone, was comparable.

"It was a soft crash," he said. "In my opinion it was a normal race contact - but because of the low nose as soon as I touched his sidepod he took off immediately.

"So it was a bit shocking from that point of view, and I didn't expect him to fly like that. But that is what we have.

"I think the penalty was related to the magnitude of what we saw, but not because of the contact.

"In my opinion, it was exactly the same as [Jules] Bianchi. It was normal race contact."

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/113501

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Lol.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Its funny that hes saying people are too afraid to race wheel to wheel yet Lewis and Nico were perfectly happy to.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

The bald faced cheek of that motherfucker gets so far up my nose it raises my hat (if I wore a hat). The sooner Venezuela cuts his funding and he gets arseholed out of the sport the better.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Poor Pastor just wants to race but people don't want to let him, why wont they let him race? Its a tragedy.

Sulman
Apr 29, 2003

What did you do that for?

This is great:

http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2014/04/17/ron-dennis-ayrton-senna/

Some new Prost/Senna words from Ron Dennis.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
A reminder that F1 hero Senna also liked to drive into people.

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

animeliker posted:

A reminder that F1 hero Senna also liked to drive into people.

He had a good reason (winning the WDC) instead of doing it for giggles.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


karoshi posted:

He had a good reason (winning the WDC) instead of doing it for giggles lack of talent.

fixed that, if you're talking about Pasta

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


karoshi posted:

He had a good reason (there is no reason but he's dead so we call it "determination" and "resolve" instead of "bad sportsmanship" because humans are like that) instead of doing it for giggles.

I fixed this.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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be nice wicka posted:

well yes, that's basically just rewording the question. but i find it exceedingly hard to believe that a company that's been building race cars for 40 years and has all the facilities and personnel necessary to build a car would be worse than a brand new operation. that's not to say that they wouldn't still be slower than caterham/marussia in 2015 but some people expect them to be embarrassingly slow and i'd be surprised if that was the case.

People act as if a Dallara chassis has never won a race because the HRT car was such poo poo (which it was but for reasons other than not getting paid). Yeah their F1 performance isn't great, but their last outing in F1 (excluding HRT obviously) did net them a few podiums here and there. Also, Dallara builds all of Audi's R8/R10 ALMS cars, and those things are consecutive world champions. So clearly the talent to build a good car is there, you just have to give them the time and money to let them work it out.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Revive the old Nurburgring race and rename it the Nuremberg Ring.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

darth cookie posted:

Quite possibly. Unless they get super lucky and find themselves way more competitive than expected, they should use 2015 as basically 20 rounds of on track testing (mostly to collect data and compare it to their wind tunnel simulations) in preparation for 2016.

Even then, I still don't think Haas is going into it with the right motivation to make this work.

The worry I would have is that as a new entrant you can probably attract some sponsor money as novelty value and by talking a good game.

One year of punting around looking completely hopeless, for any reason, and that'll disappear.

Happened to Forti. First year, lots of money, pile of shite car. They built quite a good car for year 2 but had no money to run it with, had to jump into an agreement with a bunch of conmen, went under.

MustardFacial posted:

People act as if a Dallara chassis has never won a race because the HRT car was such poo poo (which it was but for reasons other than not getting paid). Yeah their F1 performance isn't great, but their last outing in F1 (excluding HRT obviously) did net them a few podiums here and there. Also, Dallara builds all of Audi's R8/R10 ALMS cars, and those things are consecutive world champions. So clearly the talent to build a good car is there, you just have to give them the time and money to let them work it out.

They don't design those Audis. F1 in 1988-92 was a very, very different place to now.

Dallara can design and build a fabulous spec car. The last time they've really won a head to head battle with their own designs was 90s Formula 3, these days no-one else finds it economical to try.

Even so, they've got effectively 9 months to hire a team, design and build a car while being distracted by all those other projects that actually make them money. It's beyond tough.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I hate NASCAR for reasons that have nothing to do with NASCAR. I hate it for the coverage it gets to the almost total exclusion of other motorsports in this country. Whatever else is covered at all is covered horribly, except for a few F1 races. I hate it because AMA roadracing is almost totally dead under the ownership of DMG, which I actually know nothing about but I've heard is somehow connected to NASCAR. It's not even possible to legally see the vast majority of motorsports I want to see while living in America, yet NASCAR is featured every weekend all day long on multiple tv channels here. I hate it for reasons that are embarrassing because I know they have nothing to do with NASCAR racing, but it still makes me so loving mad. There's an entire world of awesome poo poo out there, and it's just dead here. Doesn't exist here.

The internet is a wonderful resource.


Dudley posted:

They don't design those Audis. F1 in 1988-92 was a very, very different place to now.
Did they just manufacture them then?

Dudley posted:

Dallara can design and build a fabulous spec car. The last time they've really won a head to head battle with their own designs was 90s Formula 3, these days no-one else finds it economical to try.

Even so, they've got effectively 9 months to hire a team, design and build a car while being distracted by all those other projects that actually make them money. It's beyond tough.

They can build a great spec car, and IMO this is the thing that HRT missed. HRT hired Dallara to build them an F1 chassis very quickly for no money, What Dallara delivered was a by-the-books, no nonsense race chassis. It was HRT's (specifically Geoff Willis) job to make that thing competitive. I mean look at this thing:


A more plain F1 car I have not seen. HRT could've very easily made a new nose, spoiler, diffuser, etc. to try to eke some performance out of it but they instead chose to make no changes and then complained that the car was poo poo. If HRT added their own accessories and refinements it still wouldn't have been a fantastic car, but it would've been better. And at the end of the season that's all data you take back to Dallara to make a better car for next year.

[edit] fixed image link.

Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011

New DLC for Aoe2 is out: Dynasties of India
Oh the 2010 HRT. Barely any sponsors, 4 different drivers - rotating almost every race. Truly the spirit of 90's poo poo teams was in them.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
And yet Sauber seem to have copied their livery

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

Wirth1000 posted:

Well, of course he of all people would say this...


http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/113501

Just goes to show that he hasn't learned anything and really shouldn't be in F1.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
F1 doesn't deserve Pastor.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

ImplicitAssembler posted:

Just goes to show that he hasn't learned anything and really shouldn't be in F1.

I think Pastor is in F1 just to keep him off the streets. It's a public service really.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Pastor is going to take his talent to nascar and you're all going to be really sorry, you don't know what you have until you lose it.

Gozinbulx
Feb 19, 2004
A million Edwards' into a million fences of a million Talladegas, but Pastor.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Oh my god. I would pay serious money to see Pastor and Danica going at it on track.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I'd love to see Pastor make a run in the Indycars. Would make Bernie sick to his stomach.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
Stop hating on a proven race winner just because he's brown you racists.

Gozinbulx
Feb 19, 2004
Pastor is white as gently caress plus of the chosen elite (Chavista).

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Fag Boy Jim posted:

I'd love to see Pastor make a run in the Indycars. Would make Bernie sick to his stomach.

Yes, because if Pastor needs to be anywhere it needs to be racing on ovals at 220 mph in open wheel cars.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Personperson14 posted:

Yes, because if Pastor needs to be anywhere it needs to be racing on ovals at 220 mph in open wheel cars.

He does. The lad is at home fighting wheel to wheel for the win.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
Not sure how aware people are of indycar these days but there are 6 ovals and 9 road courses. Pocono is a unique oval in that it's not really an oval, it's a triangle with 3 straights and 3 corners but I'm counting it as an oval here. Some of the road courses have 2 races scheduled at them so in terms of races there are 6 oval races and 12 road course races.

The top level of NASCAR has 2 non oval events too

GutBomb fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Apr 17, 2014

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Nico Rosberg plans to disuiss concerns with Mercedes team-mate Lewis Hamilton that their fight for victory in Bahrain went "over the line".

Losing respect for that kid at the moment.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Can see where he's coming from. The whole 'running the guy alongside you to the edge of the track' thing is getting old and kills off any chance of a decent battle for a position. Lewis is pretty masterful at it and only gets away with it because there's so much concrete run-off at tracks these days.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Butt Wizard posted:

Can see where he's coming from. The whole 'running the guy alongside you to the edge of the track' thing is getting old and kills off any chance of a decent battle for a position. Lewis is pretty masterful at it and only gets away with it because there's so much concrete run-off at tracks these days.

That's one of Nico's favorite moves so I don't know why he's complaining about it.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I hate NASCAR for reasons that have nothing to do with NASCAR. I hate it for the coverage it gets to the almost total exclusion of other motorsports in this country. Whatever else is covered at all is covered horribly, except for a few F1 races. I hate it because AMA roadracing is almost totally dead under the ownership of DMG, which I actually know nothing about but I've heard is somehow connected to NASCAR.

Although I grew up a huge NASCAR fan, and there are elements of the sport I still like. I have to agree.

I wish the IRL-CART split would have went differently. I really believe that America is ready to embrace a new form of racing, it just needs someone to take the mantle away.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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Same basic article, different tone

Going by this article, it seems his only problem was with the one incident and the rest of it was just racing. I do want to see Nico pickup a few more wins this season.

The Sweet Hereafter
Jan 11, 2010
Yeah, what I got from the BBC article wasn't that he was angry about Hamilton taking up the racing line, more that he felt Hamilton could have done it in a way that made it easier for him to avoid an incident.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


I'm sure they'll have a heated discussion all night in Lewis's hotel room.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



:smuggo:

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gret posted:

I'm sure they'll have a heated discussion all night in Lewis's hotel room.

They should invite Sutil, I'm sure they'll find his input useful.

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enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

Wirth1000 posted:

Well, of course he of all people would say this...


http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/113501

I like this bit:

"..after putting the Sakhir incident down to a simple misunderstanding.."

the simple misunderstanding being "Pastor, this is formula 1, not stock car racing" "oh.. oh sh.. sorry, my bad"

Looking forward to seeing more criminally stupid moves from him as the season progresses.

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