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Daisy Chain Saw
Nov 17, 2004

JEFF GOLDBLUM PLEASE MOLEST ME

Jesus christ. I'm assuming these bozos paid to be there, too? :l

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IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

DorkusMalorkus posted:


Content:

The sad thing is he'd be totally normal looking if he wasn't dressed like a loving moron. Unless he's a waiter at a themed banquet, there's really no excuse for that outfit. And I really hate those loving giant hipster glasses.

Wait this isn't stereotypical 80's nerd cosplay? People dress like Steve Urkel on purpose?

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Crossposting from GBS because :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfDOGh9rhxs&t=42s

quote:

We made this video to help prevent and to show how real an abduction can be. We are sorry to who ever was at the park and had to be apart of it, we needed real reactions and didn't mean to harm anyone.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

This is the best thing to come out of that debacle.


Unless they got arrested or killed.



I hope this one was a joke.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

He looks like he's wearing one of those Groucho Marx masks.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.
Looks like someone is taking a stand for men on IMGUR.


here is the comments for more A/U/G
http://imgur.com/gallery/K34I68R

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Riff-Raff has not aged well.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Riff-Raff has not aged well.


Madness Gravity takes its toll

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Riff-Raff has not aged well.


It's amazing the lengths Steven Tyler will go to while performing 'dude looks like a lady'

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Are those hosed up tits, or are they just fakies smooshed up against that person's chest?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Riff-Raff has not aged well.


Meg Mucklebones!

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

DicktheCat posted:

Are those hosed up tits, or are they just fakies smooshed up against that person's chest?

They look like something that you would stuff in your bra to make your boobs look bigger. They aren't nearly sun damaged enough to be made of her own skin.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009


Cant tell if it's a typo, but I love how "spinach" is casually included in that list.

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010
A comment on this video, "concentration camps lowered the unemployment level" (Somebody has to man the guard towers):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8A0uUYuId8

quote:

This is pure Jewish propaganda which leaked out in 1948. Germans weren't really like this to the Jewish population of Europe. Jews at the time had an unemployment rate of 72% in Germany, so Hitler set up numerous of work camps (AKA concentration camps to americans) so that they could get employment across Europe. This video is some Jews being sent off to one, the German people were actually supporting the Jews, but because the americans won, they could write the history.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Backweb posted:

Cant tell if it's a typo, but I love how "spinach" is casually included in that list.

Farewell and adieu, to you fair spinach ladies...

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Riff-Raff has not aged well.


Crossdressing is definitely a young man's game. Also, put your teeth in, granddad.

Opabinia
Dec 21, 2011

Your Burgess Shale buddy!

IamnotJoe posted:





I hope this one was a joke.


Don't worry it was a joke. Not a very good one but still a joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czsh8R51qOw

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Selklubber posted:

A comment on this video, "concentration camps lowered the unemployment level" (Somebody has to man the guard towers):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8A0uUYuId8

One of the linked videos is entitled: "Attention!!! Black People Are The Real Jews? Not Africans?"


Content: this lovely lady popped up on my OKCupid profile



frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
SLAM


WHALE

bpc908
Jan 27, 2013

Kacho of My own little gaming world

Animated Nerd posted:

Don't worry it was a joke. Not a very good one but still a joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czsh8R51qOw

Not it isn't a joke, that's how they act in real life

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

The thing that stood out the most to me: "plus i have other income as well."

Drugs or disability checks due to chronic fatigue?

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
I saved some great profile quotes from when I was on Match and OKCupid years ago. No pictures unfortunately.

quote:

I am atypical girl who needs a typical guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a cute girl that deserves a real good guy. I don't ask for alot but I do plan on recieving somewhat what of "ALOT"

quote:

ME WELL IM OK IN WAYS ESPECILLY WHEN IM HAPPY , ONE DAY I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A FAMOUS SINGER AND ACTRESS WELL I HAVE COLOR CHANGING EYES WHEN IM MAD THERE GREEN WHEN IM HAPPY THERE MY NORMAL EYES BLUE WELL MY GUY GOTS TO HAVE A GOOD BODY NOT BIG OR ANY TRHING WELL IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTION PLEASE ASK

quote:

i like to dress up, i love steerling silver because it brings me out, i like the teddy bears sets, the boy and girl sets, and the i love you sets, i don't like to wear pony tails at all, would love to have kids at any day, HIV negative, hate liers, like to joke around, don't like to lend my clothes out to anyone, like to wear tennis shoes (named brands only), don't like to wear sandles or heels only sometimes it depends on what fit i have on, would like to get my nails done, but always doing hair.

quote:

im a sweet young ladie who likes to take it off easily step by step till the end and make something out of it.

quote:

I'm 5ft and 5inches tall and proud of it.

And my all-time favorite:

quote:

the prettiest things on my face is my eyes and my teeth.

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

grittyreboot posted:

One of the linked videos is entitled: "Attention!!! Black People Are The Real Jews? Not Africans?"


Content: this lovely lady popped up on my OKCupid profile




Is that level of "quality" on par for what you find in the redneck areas of the USA? Other posters on SA have given me that impression... :(

I can only imagine how lame the men must be.

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

Pilsner posted:

Is that level of "quality" on par for what you find in the redneck areas of the USA? Other posters on SA have given me that impression... :(

I can only imagine how lame the men must be.

No, that is the "white trash" in the outer suburbs of Louisville.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

keyvin posted:

No, that is the "white trash" in the outer suburbs of Louisville.

Hey that's a college town you can do better.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Pilsner posted:

Is that level of "quality" on par for what you find in the redneck areas of the USA? Other posters on SA have given me that impression... :(

I can only imagine how lame the men must be.

Most of the ones I used to see had toddlers, who they totally love and don't at all regret having and they're the most important thing in the world.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

grittyreboot posted:

One of the linked videos is entitled: "Attention!!! Black People Are The Real Jews? Not Africans?"


Content: this lovely lady popped up on my OKCupid profile





61%? I think you two could work out! ;-*

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

cobalt impurity posted:

61%? I think you two could work out! ;-*

That's her body fat percentage.

uptown
May 16, 2009

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

That's her body fat percentage.

:iceburn:

Doc Neutral
Jan 31, 2014
I'm not sure if this one has been posted but it sure is AUG as hell and so cringeworthy you have to pause every other minute, ladies and gentlemen an E-Date between two awkward rear end hell streamers.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

grittyreboot posted:

One of the linked videos is entitled: "Attention!!! Black People Are The Real Jews? Not Africans?"


Content: this lovely lady popped up on my OKCupid profile





drat, when I say my family is important to me I've been lumping my daddy into that category. Didn't realize they were separate all this time.

Ulfhednar
Dec 16, 2006
Blood for the Blood God!
TShirtHell.com is a t-shirt site that prides itself on making stupidl and offensive t-shirts. However, I found out they have a gallery where buyers can :nws: submit photos of themselves wearing their new purchases :nws:, and it's exactly what you'd expect:








:nws: http://i.imgur.com/hlK62mp.jpg :nws:

no_shit_columbo
Jul 26, 2013


that one is loving great.

I used to own a lot of T-shirt hell shirts, because I thought it would make up for a lack of personality. Then I realised how aug it was and dumped them all in the charity bins.

Tea Bone
Feb 18, 2011

I'm going for gasps.

Sebastian Vettel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll0dfWe-63w

An argument over the death penalty at a Yorkshire bus stop.

I'd love to know how this even started. They don't appear to know each other.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Tea Bone posted:

I'd love to know how this even started. They don't appear to know each other.

I dunno, some people seem to thrive on debating current events. For instance, about a month ago, a lady got on an elevator with me and another passenger and apropos of nothing, asked us about our thoughts on the missing Malaysian flight. It was weird to me. Like, am I supposed to have an opinion on it other than "It's sad"?

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

grittyreboot posted:

I dunno, some people seem to thrive on debating current events. For instance, about a month ago, a lady got on an elevator with me and another passenger and apropos of nothing, asked us about our thoughts on the missing Malaysian flight. It was weird to me. Like, am I supposed to have an opinion on it other than "It's sad"?
Was she fishing for "THE GOVERNMENT SHOT IT DOWN" as an answer?

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax


[] Unfortunate Woman
[] Amazing Transsexual
[] Zoo Animal in Bad Wig

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funky not a junkie
Aug 5, 2011

no_shit_columbo posted:

that one is loving great.

I used to own a lot of T-shirt hell shirts, because I thought it would make up for a lack of personality. Then I realised how aug it was and dumped them all in the charity bins.

You're a piece of poo poo for giving something like that to charity

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