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Luigi Thirty posted:Well he says he did it to make money in college and he was pretty good at it. Either that or he was born with that hosed-up nose. I hope he boxed while wearing his custom made lab coat.
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Optimist with doubt posted:The opposite seems to be true Ahh, he had the Goldberg Deluxe I see.
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Sir Jebus posted:
Yikes. It looks like he got it with a broken bottle.
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I think that's actually the scar from surgery when he got that nasty dislocated elbow.
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Thauros posted:I thought he was a legit bare knuckle boxer? He was reported as such in the Observer at least when Dave listed the athletic backgrounds of WWE wrestlers. According to Regal (in an off the cuff comment during an interview), old Lawrence Knight played rugby and lacrosse. I hate to say it, but he wasn't really beating down gypsies in Bulgaria, because at that time UFC was a thing and fighting in the street was reserved for sectarian violence.
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Next you're going to tell me Hulk Hogan didn't kick Undertaker's rear end in PRIDE in 1971
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@TheMarkHenry posted:@RealPaigeWWE I knew u like chocolate.
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Vertigo Ambrosia posted:I think that's actually the scar from surgery when he got that nasty dislocated elbow. That's a photo from his Nexus/Corre days.
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It's sexual, baby.
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Optimist with doubt posted:The opposite seems to be true This is breaking my brain. So he got an even uglier blob of colors to cover up an ugly tribal? The early 00s weren't that bad. No wait, yeah they were. I just remembered what Randy's looked like back then. Carry on.
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sticklefifer posted:This is breaking my brain. So he got an even uglier blob of colors to cover up an ugly tribal? The early 00s weren't that bad. As someone with a similarly ugly tribal from the 90's they are kind of a bitch to cover, especially if you're like me and get it done in Thailand from a guy who speaks no English. What he got is surprisingly okay, given that.
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Daniel Bryan posted:No idea what's pissed Big Dave off. Someone probably called him an rear end in a top hat on the street or something. Or twitter people.
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He's not really immobile and no longer able to do powerbombs and clotheslines without winding himself, that's just acting you idiots.
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He just hates the Reality Era. He wants it to be Ruthless Aggression again so people will like him.
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His head's character looks like an enormous ballsack. Mark.
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Daniel Bryan posted:No idea what's pissed Big Dave off. The second biggest heel in the WWE is mad because he is getting heat from fans in public? Isn't that a sign of a wrestler doing a good job? What a baby.
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Sigma posted:The second biggest heel in the WWE is mad because he is getting heat from fans in public? Isn't that a sign of a wrestler doing a good job? Most people who give him crap are probably ones who don't care about face/heel stuff.
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He's mad because people believe he's really Drax the Destroyer.
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Nah Big Dave seems alright (in REALITY). He's pretty awful to watch (on the SHOW) though.
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There's probably more people mad at him for Punk leaving and Bryan being held down.
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At this point Batista could work in a soup kitchen and people would still give him poo poo, its amazing.
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coconono posted:At this point Batista could work in a soup kitchen and people would still give him poo poo, its amazing. Only because people don't care for split-pants soup
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You ladle like a bitch you old worthless ugly bastard idiot! *runs*
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They should do a Brawl for All of messageboard posters where the winner gets Batista in an mma fight for a million dollars
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Actually Batista, people give you poo poo because you tend to walk around looking like this in public. Via Facebook: 
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Maybe if Batista tried to not suck people wouldn't hassle him. But that would require Batista to do the two things he's never done: Try, and not suck. ^^^ He's wearing the same hat my grandpa wears.
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Dimebags Brain posted:Maybe if Batista tried to not suck people wouldn't hassle him. But that would require Batista to do the two things he's never done: Try, and not suck. realistically he could actually be your grandpa.
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Despite his gassy nature Batista's grown on me, but he does not look fine in that picture. He's wearing a drat zip-up popped collar vest. I do compliment him on color coordination, however.
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Shima Honnou posted:Despite his gassy nature Batista's grown on me, but he does not look fine in that picture. He's wearing a drat zip-up popped collar vest. I do compliment him on color coordination, however. The vest wouldn't have been my choice, but he's still hardly at the top of the list of wrestlers I'd make fun of for dressing badly.
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Thauros posted:The vest wouldn't have been my choice, but he's still hardly at the top of the list of wrestlers I'd make fun of for dressing badly. Mick Foley might wear a flannel and sweat pants and look like a hobo, but god drat it, I can relate to that on some level. Batista looks like he's about to run a red light on his fixed gear bike and then flip me off because he broke the loving law and I almost hit him. Batista is hipster scum. They should really just make that his character. Get rid of his heavy metal theme music and replace it with some "indie" crap that sounds like every other "indie" song. Show him arriving to the arena on a fixy. Talk about how he's into a bunch of wrestler that "you've probably never heard of."
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Shima Honnou posted:Actually Batista, people give you poo poo because you tend to walk around looking like this in public. It's cool that you posted a picture of three people and Batista looks like the least douchiest one in it.
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Camouflage cargo shorts
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TheJoker138 posted:Batista looks like he's about to run a red light on his fixed gear bike and then flip me off because he broke the loving law and I almost hit him. Batista's got you covered for how that would look, too. I love Batista's Facebook: 
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You're alright in my book Batista. You also have good taste in hats.
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