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Captain Trips posted:As for the fat Asian women thing, I've never seen one in person. Go outside and you'll find some.
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Neurion posted:Go outside and you'll find some. I live less than half a mile from Ohio State's main campus, I see two or three dozen Asians a day. Haven't seen a fattie yet.
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Captain Trips posted:I live less than half a mile from Ohio State's main campus, I see two or three dozen Asians a day. Haven't seen a fattie yet. Anime doesn't count.
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May 1, 2014 01:17
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Captain Trips posted:I live less than half a mile from Ohio State's main campus, I see two or three dozen Asians a day. Haven't seen a fattie yet. Nobody at OSU is fat because they're all on coke
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May 1, 2014 02:17
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Buzkashi posted:Nobody at OSU is fat because they're all on coke Not with all the cheap pizza around they aren't. And all the bars on High.
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May 1, 2014 02:33
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ElGroucho posted:Uh what? 
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Captain Trips posted:Today I learned Louis CK is latino, even despite his bit about how awesome it is being white. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
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May Contain Nuts posted:The two aren't mutually exclusive. Whiteness is more an absence of whatever the majority of white people consider to be "other" and Louis CK talks and looks more or less like a white person. Also his actual last name is some sort of Romanian/Hungarian sorta deal.
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_C.K. According to Wikipedia, he's Mexican-American.
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Stonehenge: Requires the use of embalming fluid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7hkNRRz9EQ
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"There's a flood? gently caress off, the stores are having a big sale!" 
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This is probably old as the hills due to 'MSN messenger' being a thing, but for those who haven't, it's gold:
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May 1, 2014 07:57
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That is beautiful. Truly, truly beautiful.
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May 1, 2014 08:29
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Gorilla Salad posted:It's like that old joke where a parent tells their kid to stop misbehaving or they'll turn up to their school the next day and start dancing in front of all their friends. God, when I was in junior high school, my mom actually did something like this. I hated French class as a kid and was always screwing around, so my mom came in and sat in on my French class. I very clearly remember my friends continuously trying to get me to screw around with them while my mom gave me her strongest "don't you dare screw around or you are in for a world of grounding" death glare the entire stinking class period. I didn't get good grades in French still, but I'll be damned if I ever screwed around in those godforsaken classes again. Parental humiliation is such a good punishment. Captain Trips posted:I live less than half a mile from Ohio State's main campus, I see two or three dozen Asians a day. Haven't seen a fattie yet.  wuddup Cbus buddy. I did my undergrad at OSU and love the hell out of that city.Out of curiosity, how's the place that's where Bento used to be? It's right next to Chipotle, google street view says it's some place called Midway or some poo poo. I always really liked Bento and was super sad to see it go.
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Humphreys posted:This is probably old as the hills due to 'MSN messenger' being a thing, but for those who haven't, it's gold: http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1727
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Say Nothing posted:Even better, this was an the ex-goon and 13 year-old dumbass Alias777, read about his stupidity here. HAHAHA! And the internet comes full circle.
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May 1, 2014 09:44
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Humphreys posted:HAHAHA! And the internet comes full circle. To think, that kid is 22 now. He's probably still just as much of a fuckwit though.
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May 1, 2014 09:56
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I don't even know how this much stupidity can fit in one person  . Being 13 aside that chat log reads like it's coming from somebody even younger, what the hell.
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Holy crap, that was the same Greg? Wow, apparently he didn't learn his lesson from the diet pills fiasco.
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rap music posted:brb gonna go stand on a drift track Wow, it's not even like a rally track where you couldn't see the car coming. Jesus Christ.
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May 1, 2014 13:52
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Alter Ego posted:Holy crap, that was the same Greg? Wow, apparently he didn't learn his lesson from the diet pills fiasco. Stupid is as stupid does, Alter Ego.
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May 1, 2014 14:00
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Magres posted:
Bento Go Go made a really tasty Katsu bowl. Kind of a sketchy place, but decent Asian-American food. Best Chinese in Columbus was Joy's Garden in that creepy basement mall further North on High. Then they changed owners and became crap and were rude to actual Chinese customers. I was in Columbus in 2008 and saw half the town close down and board up their shop windows. No schadenfreude in that, but the recession really hit hard.
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May 1, 2014 14:19
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Captain Trips posted:Today I learned Louis CK is latino, even despite his bit about how awesome it is being white. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftf1VYHfsDg He goes over how he lived in Mexico until he was 8
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May 1, 2014 14:29
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Say Nothing posted:Even better, this was an the ex-goon and 13 year-old dumbass Alias777, read about his stupidity here.  Well, so much for getting any work done this morning. I wasn't around for this years ago, so thanks for the entertainment.
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Say Nothing posted:Even better, this was an the ex-goon and 13 year-old dumbass Alias777, read about his stupidity here. Man, does anyone else remember Sir P Grothsmore, that kid who sued to get into Goonwaffe?
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axolotl farmer posted:Bento Go Go made a really tasty Katsu bowl. Kind of a sketchy place, but decent Asian-American food. Best Chinese in Columbus was Joy's Garden in that creepy basement mall further North on High. Then they changed owners and became crap and were rude to actual Chinese customers. Yeah, I was there 2006-2011 for my undergrad. Do you remember what the bar in the same building as The Newport was called? I know it's Big Bar now, and I cannot, for the life of me, remember what the hell it was called before. Used to love that fuckin place, my friends and I went there every monday for their infinite wings for like ten bucks and got drunk off our asses every time. I used to schedule my classes to make sure I didn't have any early Tuesday morning stuff specifically so I could do wing night with my friends. Anyway, yeah it was super sad to see a bunch of my favorite places close up shop. Looking on google maps though, I'm super glad to see that Apollo's is still alive and well. Goddamn, I love Apollo's so much. That and Cluck A Doodle Doo were my drunk food staples for goddamned years. I loved the Cluck people, they were honestly super nice. Right after a really bad breakup I was moping around my apartment, called them up and got delivery even though it was only ~2 blocks away, got super embarrassed about getting delivery and said something like 'sorry I'm being a lazy rear end and getting two block delivery, it's a really lovely day' and they wrote me a really nice note about how they hoped my day got better and that tomorrow wouldn't suck.  Content: http://gawker.com/nevada-ranch-militias-turn-against-each-other-over-dron-1570140614 For anyone in the US living underneath a rock, or outside the US who doesn't give a poo poo about our retarded politics: Cliven Bundy is a Nevada cattle rancher (edit: and horrible racist) who has been using US Government owned land without paying the fees to use that land for the better part of 25 years now, and owes the US Government Bureau of Land Management (BLM) close to a million bucks in land use fees. When the BLM showed up to confiscate his herd to pay his land use fees, a bunch of lunatic militia folk showed up, heavily armed, to protest and stop the BLM from doing their job. To keep things from turning into a bloodbath, the BLM backed off and the US Government has basically been sitting on its hands, waiting these idiots out, and letting them stew in their own crazy. And it's working 
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ElGroucho posted:You're like a doughy unicorn... The Don Francisco of the forums You're a good man, ElGroucho.
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Magres posted:waiting these idiots out, and letting them stew in their own crazy. And it's working So many of these people are legit crazy. I wonder how many have underground bunkers and hundreds of baked beans cans to survive the end times/WWIII/NWO/random apocalypse. edit: quote:In this Waco-wacko Woodstock of woolly-bully mountain men, the irony and the insanity spiked last weekend when leaders of the most prominent militia group, the Oath Keepers, began complaining of armed madmen "in the camp running amok." They eventually pulled back from their positions, claiming they had received intelligence suggesting that the Obama administration's attack drones were incoming. "Intelligence" being most likely one of the popular conspiracy boards. I swear you can start whatever rumor there and hundreds of people will believe you. SpaceGoatFarts has a new favorite as of 20:08 on May 1, 2014 |
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I love the term 'Waco-wacko Woodstock of woolly-bully mountain men.' It's the perfect mix of 'these people are actually dangerous' and 'dear god these people are absolute morons.' I'm also a sucker for alliteration
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Magres posted:Columbus chat I haven't been to Midway, but it's right across from the Union so it's always packed on weekends. I managed to survive a trip from Clintonville to Cane's walking down High St during the Senior Crawl on Tuesday night. That was a loving treat. A thousand drunks shuttling from one bar to another, clogging up the sidewalks and puking in trash cans. As I'm walking into Cane's for my weekly fix of chicken and mystery sauce, I see a fat-rear end CPD officer writing up a kid for a disorderly conduct. The kid says "gently caress this" and just starts walking away before the cop can take down his info. The cop starts to follow, kid breaks into a run, and the cop just gives up. It really is an incredible city. 
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Right before I left Cbus to move to Oregon (the state, not the pissant Ohio town that can't pronounce its name right) for grad school, I remember reading an article in the Lantern about a massive party that got broken up with tear gas because it was turning into a riot. Apparently the whole thing started as a minor party on Friday, which turned into a giant house party that night, which turned into a block party the next day, which had turned into a multi-block party clusterfuck by Sunday. I really do miss Columbus, it's like the shining island of 'pretty cool place to live' in the dismal sea of shittiness that is Ohio. (I was born and raised in Toledo, and god I hate my home state, Columbus excepted)
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It's funny how almost every lovely state has the one little island of sanity. Texas has Austin, Oklahoma has Norman, Georgia has Athens, etc.
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Magres posted:Right before I left Cbus to move to Oregon (the state, not the pissant Ohio town that can't pronounce its name right) for grad school, I remember reading an article in the Lantern about a massive party that got broken up with tear gas because it was turning into a riot. Apparently the whole thing started as a minor party on Friday, which turned into a giant house party that night, which turned into a block party the next day, which had turned into a multi-block party clusterfuck by Sunday.
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Magres posted:I really do miss Columbus, it's like the shining island of 'pretty cool place to live' in the dismal sea of shittiness that is Ohio. (I was born and raised in Toledo, and god I hate my home state, Columbus excepted) I know people from both Toledo and Sandusky who say they'll never go back except to visit family, and even then just for the major holidays. I'm from a lovely little town up I-71 from here, and I've only been back there once in the six months since I moved to Columbus.
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