Hotel Hell's Kitchen Nightmare Masterthread Jr. - As Crazy as ABC

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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Anosmoman posted:

They do it with Chicago and pizza too - living there automatically grants you 500 pizza expert points which they'll somehow manage to fight through in order to serve a raw pile of cheese and bananas roughly shaped like Argentina.

Chicago pizza is a sort of cheese and tomato soup, though?

# ? May 2, 2014 08:14

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:56

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Did they . . . did they actually do an inspirational flashback during service?!?

# ? May 2, 2014 08:55

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Chicago pizza is a sort of cheese and tomato soup, though?

Oh no you didn't just go there.

It's an Italian quiche. Get your poo poo-talk correct, son. :colbert:

# ? May 2, 2014 11:13

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

I made a Quiche Lorraine, once.

Bacon was one of the healthiest parts of it. I honestly had no idea how much cream goes into those things.

# ? May 2, 2014 11:18

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Is tonight a 2-parter too? My DVR says it's on from 7 to 9.

If true, then goddamn, there have been 2 episodes every Friday since the season started :stare:

# ? May 3, 2014 00:59

Sticky Keys Man: Oct 24, 2007; Just my package...

Famous last words: "There's no way Chef Ramsay will dislike my food!"

# ? May 3, 2014 01:12

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Haha, the cuts Mark's :stare:

are wonderful.

# ? May 3, 2014 01:16

Kammat: Feb 9, 2008; Odd Person

Never has baby poo brown been such a close description

# ? May 3, 2014 01:18

Sticky Keys Man: Oct 24, 2007; Just my package...

I want him and Mary from HK11 to have a staring contest

# ? May 3, 2014 01:19

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

I loved how Gordon had to keep fixing the cushions in the booth he's sitting in because they kept falling down.

# ? May 3, 2014 01:24

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Jesus, that dude is dumb.

# ? May 3, 2014 01:25

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Mad Dragon posted:

Jesus, that dude is dumb.

When Gordon said that Mark acted as though was 16, he was spot on.

I'm leaning towards the niece on this one. Between the mother constantly lying and her :stare:

so, she's just hamstringing every argument she has to make.

# ? May 3, 2014 01:31

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Man, this woman can't stop lying. She just can't help herself.

# ? May 3, 2014 01:38

Sticky Keys Man: Oct 24, 2007; Just my package...

I'm glad they made this one a two-parter, Lord knows they might have to cut some of these aimless arguments with only one.

# ? May 3, 2014 01:40

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

There's definitely be a greater emphasis on the drama. I mean, it was always there before, but since the ABC episode it's been taken up to an 11 or 13.

Fae and Mark really need to be taken out of the equation for this place to succeed.

# ? May 3, 2014 01:45

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Haha, Sabra hummus.

# ? May 3, 2014 01:49

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Zero One posted:

Haha, Sabra hummus.

Everybody likes it a lot more than what the restaurant was serving them :lol:

# ? May 3, 2014 01:50

Sticky Keys Man: Oct 24, 2007; Just my package...

Ghostpilot posted:

There's definitely be a greater emphasis on the drama. I mean, it was always there before, but since the ABC episode it's been taken up to an 11 or 13.

Fae and Mark really need to be taken out of the equation for this place to succeed.

It's not even interesting drama, like ABC, it's just a bunch of half-assed whining. I prefer the episodes where Ramsay is yelling at the staff and not the staff yelling at each other.

Maybe the grody kitchen inspection will cheer me up.

# ? May 3, 2014 01:52

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Eww, everything is frozen and freezer burned :barf:

# ? May 3, 2014 01:53

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Remember, Fae (the mother) said earlier that she didn't have a freezer.

# ? May 3, 2014 01:57

OmegaBR: Feb 14, 2012; Come to me .... and live forever.

Sticky Keys Man posted:

It's not even interesting drama, like ABC, it's just a bunch of half-assed whining. I prefer the episodes where Ramsay is yelling at the staff and not the staff yelling at each other.

Maybe the grody kitchen inspection will cheer me up.

Agreed. I know nothing of these people, so to have them argue about who works when isn't very interesting.

So far this one doesn't seem too worthy of a two-parter and I think they only stretched it out for the sake of it (they could probably do the same to any episode if they wanted to.)

# ? May 3, 2014 01:57

TASTE THE PAIN!!: May 18, 2004

Look at all that fresh frozen product.

Ramsay better get rid of that terrible sign, it's really bothering me.

# ? May 3, 2014 01:59

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

"The Flaming Grill, it is not. The Extinguished Grill, it is. :smug:

# ? May 3, 2014 02:00

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

I really don't like this lady. She's every bit as clueless and in denial as the owner last week.

# ? May 3, 2014 02:00

Sticky Keys Man: Oct 24, 2007; Just my package...

Oh, God, the meat cylinder.

# ? May 3, 2014 02:01

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Ghostpilot posted:

I really don't like this lady. She's every bit as clueless and in denial as the owner last week.

Unfortunately there's no meth addict this time to make things interesting, just a guy who creepily stares at Gordon.

# ? May 3, 2014 02:02

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

I'm in court of the niece, Brenda, and the server. I have no sympathy for Fae, or her creepy, awkward bug-eyed son.

# ? May 3, 2014 02:06

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Every time they call Fae out on their bullshit, she changes the subject. Dear god, I hate this woman.

# ? May 3, 2014 02:19

kami: Feb 10, 2004; GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!

Is Gordon allowed to punch somebody? gently caress me this woman is terrible.

# ? May 3, 2014 02:20

Sticky Keys Man: Oct 24, 2007; Just my package...

This is a "staff meeting" in the same way Jerry Springer is "couple's counseling."

# ? May 3, 2014 02:22

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Ghostpilot posted:

Every time they call Fae out on their bullshit, she changes the subject. Dear god, I hate this woman.

She's awful.

:byodame:

"WHY DON'T YOU COME IN AN HOUR EARLY!?!?! TWENTY MINUTES ISN'T ENOUGH!"

Uhhh, because you're not paying her to come in an hour early? Also, she's a server, the hell does she need to be there an hour early for?

# ? May 3, 2014 02:22

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Wow, even Gordon said, "gently caress it" and sent her home.

# ? May 3, 2014 02:27

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Hahahaha, the owner is such a disaster that Gordon sent her home :allears:

e: Oh, nevermind, it's some hidden camera poo poo.

# ? May 3, 2014 02:27

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Mark's certainly his mother's son. :rolleyes:

# ? May 3, 2014 02:31

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Oh gently caress this redemption music and talk about teamwork. Mark was disrespecting the gently caress out of Mel and they're not even acknowledging it.

Edit: Fae...what else does fresh mean? "He says fresh, he means fresh. Not frozen fresh!" :downs:

# ? May 3, 2014 02:38

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

"It's gonna be flaming awesome :haw:

# ? May 3, 2014 02:42

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Does this makeover seem to anyone else as though it was lifted from a template? It's like the stock Powerpoint presentation of restaurant redesigns.

# ? May 3, 2014 02:48

cheese sandwich: Feb 9, 2009

That's not how you say gyro Gordon :mad:

# ? May 3, 2014 02:49

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Ghostpilot posted:

Does this makeover seem to anyone else as though it was lifted from a template? It's like the stock Powerpoint presentation of restaurant redesigns.

Who wants to bet this place will be abandoned within a couple months at most and turned into a completely different business?

# ? May 3, 2014 02:51

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:56

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

What do you know, this odious woman continues to be terrible and drives two of her employees out.

# ? May 3, 2014 02:59

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