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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
BIGG HOSS

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Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Patriot owns, it's a shame Cesaro got stuck with lovely music.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Swagger's face is looking oddly puffy

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Now I want to see a half-pint Hell In The Cell whenever that PPV comes up.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Also did anyone else catch JBL telling Lawler "you already died on air once, don't do it again!" right before the WeeLC match? kool joeks

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
If this wasn't a Elimination match, I would say Swagger would pick up the upset win to continue the feud

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Does his shirt say BIG BOSS or BIG HOSS oh nevermind lol

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Zyla posted:

cena isnt winning tonight

He has some flicker of taking things seriously. I would very much like to see it continue.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Valeyard posted:

Nobody can get as high as RVD.

ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!

Zyla posted:

cena isnt winning tonight

God I hope you're right!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Walrus Pete posted:

Cesaro please murder RVD like the Shield murdered the new age outlaws

I wanna see RVD go for a frog splash and Cesaro leaping up from the ground and jumping euro uppercutting him through time.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

looking forward to the paul heyman promo of the night

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I still can't believe how much Wee LC owned

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

Suben posted:

What's so bad it was a legit good/entertaining comedy match.

It was a good match but also like a little person minstrel show. WWE hasn't been so blatantly RASSLIN' in a while so it threw me off. I admit I'm overthinkng it though so I'll just shutup and watch Cesaro swing fools.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.
Opening the show in the Cesaro section.

Cesaro getting the last walk out for this crowd and it's going to be loving hot.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
The Real American's intro makes me miss hearing Kurt Angle's.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Call Me Charlie posted:

Now I want to see a half-pint Hell In The Cell whenever that PPV comes up.

Mini-Elimination Chamber.

Make it happen.

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
JBLs weird name listing makes me want Paul Heyman to just fight in the match himself.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Heyman getting cheers :3:

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Professor Funk posted:

I still can't believe how much Wee LC owned

Dave Meltzer will only give it two stars though so watch people poo poo on it later after they read the official star ratings

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

ForeverBWFC posted:

God I hope you're right!

lock it in

Mr. Baps
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?

Commissar Ken posted:

I wanna see RVD go for a frog splash and Cesaro leaping up from the ground and jumping euro uppercutting him through time.

That'd be a great spot but honestly whatever gets RVD to go away is good enough

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
MY CLIENT BROCK LESNER...

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
I love how Heyman just always puts himself over these days. Heyman owns.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Why isn't he the Real American American?

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
HAH this is perfect

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Or he's old and jaded

That was one line out of a paragraph rundown of the match.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Synagogue
My tribe

I suspect that Heyman might be Jewish.

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels
Hahaha Paul

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.
Two years ago I only watched WWE for Punk's 15 minutes on Raw, the weekly Hell No segment and whatever Cesaro match I could find for the week since he was on Main Event or Superstars more than half the time.

Wrestling is cool.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Ahahahaha. Bingo.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
Why is RVD in this match? It doesn't even look like he knows.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

ONE NIGHT STAND

ONE NIGHT STAND

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Paul Heyman forever

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
God bless you, Paul :allears:

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

MassRafTer posted:

That was one line out of a paragraph rundown of the match.

Negative comments about him are like a bat signal for you aren't they

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Synagogue of Hardcore

Tribe of Extreme

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
The Synagogue of Hardcore, where WWE only gets it right once a year.

HEyman so good.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
:laffo: I love Paul Heyman so much.

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