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Gregory Edward Schiano
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# ? May 30, 2014 05:50 |
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# ? Jun 15, 2024 23:44 |
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Have to go with The Factory of Sadness, because Cleveland has lost enough and they deserve a win.
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# ? May 30, 2014 06:57 |
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I'm going with the Factory of Sadness, because the Browns have been hosed up since returning to Cleveland, and Schiano is a successful college coach who failed to make the leap to the NFL (when asked about that, Schiano replied "we are legion"). Record has to count for something. Also, how do you let Brian Hoyer get his loving knees destroyed? He's the best QB in that building in 20 god drat years, and you take stupid risks with his legs?
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# ? May 30, 2014 13:12 |
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Factory of Sadness because gently caress the Haslams.
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# ? May 30, 2014 14:33 |
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Factory of Sadness. Schiano at least treated Eric LeGrand with some respect. Mike Lombardi is such a petty manchild that he regularly uses the media for character assassination stuff, including on Al Davis. Hint for Lombardi: Crazy Al was ten times the man and GM you could ever hope to be, even at his insane JaMarcus drafting peak.
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# ? May 30, 2014 14:33 |
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Greg Schiano. He sounds like every little poo poo I've ever known who had a Napoleon complex.
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# ? May 30, 2014 14:43 |
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Greg Schiano put together one of the best one-year douche resumes I've ever seen without resorting to the easy stuff like rape or murder. The browns FO is more incompetent than douchey, plus I'm not a fan of combining votes for 3 people to go against one
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# ? May 30, 2014 15:00 |
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Factory of Sadness because while Schiano is quite clearly a douche, Tampa still has a chance to be a decent team next year. The Browns? No shot.
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# ? May 30, 2014 15:54 |
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Factory of Sadness
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# ? May 30, 2014 17:20 |
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The Factory of Sadness chastised Cleveland Browns fans for being negative about having their 4th coaching staff in 4 years, while comparing themselves to the Steelers and Packers despite having done nothing to deserve to even be in the same league as them. gently caress them all.
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# ? May 30, 2014 17:40 |
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Greg Schiano, because of how many times in a single year he did something that would have earned him a spot in the tournament on its own, without even considering the complete body of work. The factory of sadness just can't compare (except in incompetence).
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# ? May 30, 2014 17:55 |
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Greg Schiano, because he seems like a pure, distilled douche, whereas the Factory of Sadness feels like a stale, watered-down, knock-off douche. Both are still douches, but one is clearly inferior.
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# ? May 30, 2014 18:00 |
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Douche4Sale posted:Greg Schiano, because he seems like a pure, distilled douche, whereas the Factory of Sadness feels like a stale, watered-down, knock-off douche. Both are still douches, but one is clearly inferior. I think Douche4Sale should automatically have all of his votes count double.
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:45 |
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Remember that The Factory of Sadness had an MRSA outbreak a couple of years ago as well, which means there's no drat reason that Tampa shouldn't be taking the proper precautions at this point, unless Schiano Men are above such petty things as diseases. Greg Schiano has no time for modern medicine and neither should you, pussy.
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# ? May 30, 2014 20:37 |
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Always go with a Schiano Man.
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:33 |
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Leperflesh posted:I think Douche4Sale should automatically have all of his votes count double. I don't know about double, but maybe +1 per vote.
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:36 |
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loving Christ people, Greg Schiano. The Factory of Sadness may indeed be douches, but their biggest crime seems to be saddling their fan base with a couple decades of lousy football. That doesn't cut it in this tournament.
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# ? May 30, 2014 22:31 |
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This is the toughest vote for me so far, but I gotta roll with Greg Schiano. He pulled off a staggering amount of douche by himself and didn't require the activation of some kind of Wonder Twin douche powers. Also, that 'diving the victory formation' thing really ticked me off, and I generally don't like feeling emotions anymore when it comes to football outside of laughing at absurdity.
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# ? May 30, 2014 23:49 |
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C. Everett Koop posted:Remember that The Factory of Sadness had an MRSA outbreak a couple of years ago as well... edit: Yeah, The Factory of Sadness comprised of Lombardi/Banner wasn't there then... That was a whole other Factory of Not-Disinfecting-Things. Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 00:22 on May 31, 2014 |
# ? May 31, 2014 00:04 |
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Leperflesh posted:I think Douche4Sale should automatically have all of his votes count double. Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:I don't know about double, but maybe +1 per vote. Haha, well clearly I can spot a Grade A DoucheTM as a reputable purveyor in vaginal irrigation implements.
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# ? May 31, 2014 00:10 |
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hepcat posted:loving Christ people, Greg Schiano. The Factory of Sadness may indeed be douches, but their biggest crime seems to be saddling their fan base with a couple decades of lousy football. That doesn't cut it in this tournament. This is selling Lombardi and Banner (who are actually the contestants) quite a bit short. And I guess I'll vote for them because this doesn't deserve to be a blowout, although Schiano will be a fine douche winner.
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# ? May 31, 2014 00:13 |
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Abstain
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# ? May 31, 2014 00:30 |
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Grittybeard posted:This is selling Lombardi and Banner (who are actually the contestants) quite a bit short. And I guess I'll vote for them because this doesn't deserve to be a blowout, although Schiano will be a fine douche winner. This man has the right idea and I vote with him. Greg was the coach of the Bucs for two years, AND HE WAS STILL BETTER THEN RADIO!!! gently caress HIM FOREVER!!! but the Factory of Sadness deserves the win here.
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# ? May 31, 2014 01:59 |
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Greg Schiano for the MRSA, intentionally ruining Josh Freeman's career, and banning underprivileged kids from watching practices.
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# ? May 31, 2014 03:38 |
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I feel like putting Banner and Lombardi under the heading The Factory of Sadness diminishes their overall douchiness, but even with their twin powers activated, they cannot compete with Greg Schiano Also, my nomination for him was quoted, so I have to back my horse.
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# ? May 31, 2014 03:52 |
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For this vote, I'll note the unstated purpose of the Douche of the Year tournament- to provide a catharthis for football fans by serving Internet Justice over persons involved with football who have done things that are purely negative to the sport and its perception. Mike Lombardi and Joe Banner are dumb idiots, but they're also fired idiots. They will not be hanging around football in its dark corners, infecting their horrible opinions MRSA-like onto unsuspecting fanbases. Compare this to Schiano- his name rings out amongst football bloggers as the figurehead to guide their college team to the gloryland. Hes already done stints as an Ohio St. football defensive guru and has been rumored to be close to joining the Patriot's staff. He was nearly hired to be the HC by the Factory of Sadness, a move so dumb that it caused Joe and Mike to be unceremoniously dumped! Schiano's past sins are well-documented. His future sins are full of promise. Death to the Enemies of Greg Schiano
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# ? May 31, 2014 04:17 |
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Lombardi is already on the Pats staff.
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# ? May 31, 2014 04:43 |
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Gerund posted:For this vote, I'll note the unstated purpose of the Douche of the Year tournament- to provide a catharthis for football fans by serving Internet Justice over persons involved with football who have done things that are purely negative to the sport and its perception. The other purpose is that it is fun to see how many different words I can combine with douche.
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# ? May 31, 2014 04:54 |
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Grittybeard posted:Lombardi is already on the Pats staff. He has yet to officially join the staff, he just has been spending time sitting in the same seat as an assistant director of college scouting would sit while he gets paid the rest of his contract from the Bucs. COLOSSAL douche.
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# ? May 31, 2014 05:03 |
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Oh snap this is back. Greg Schiano
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# ? May 31, 2014 05:34 |
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*gets out Canadian $2 coin that he uses for coin flips as a rugby referee* *it comes out heads* *means he has to vote Greg Schiano strictly because he was the higher seed, and as such he got to be heads* Seriously, that's what kind of a decision this was.
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# ? May 31, 2014 08:08 |
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Troy Queef posted:*gets out Canadian $2 coin that he uses for coin flips as a rugby referee* Good thinkin', gonna do a variation on this. Alrighty, so: HEADS = Greg Schiano TAILS = Greg Schiano TABLE/CHAIR INTERFERENCE = Greg Schiano HIGHLY IMPROBABLE SIDE-EDGE LANDING = Factory of Sadness Okay here we go...! ...all I got is bills. Greg Schiano
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# ? May 31, 2014 11:55 |
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Schiano
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# ? May 31, 2014 22:00 |
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The whole Browns scenario just reeks of incompetence, whereas Gregory Schiano is a superdouche.
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# ? May 31, 2014 22:01 |
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Schiano and it's not close.
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:54 |
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Greg Schiano is a Douche. The Browns front office is a debacle.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 02:11 |
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Those of you saying it isn't even close really need to read the last ten pages of the Factory of Sadness thread again. I agree that Schiano deserves this, but you are seriously underselling how douchy Banner and Lombardi were in the end. That poo poo was a disaster.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:18 |
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SchianoLeperflesh posted:I actually think this is worse. I don't know how exactly scouts work, like if working from home fulltime could be a problem, but I know it's fairly common across many industries for some managers to prefer not to let workers work from home. Although the fact he was doing it so he could care for his sick wife means they should have made reasonable accommodations under the ADA. Holy poo poo.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:41 |
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Sataere posted:Those of you saying it isn't even close really need to read the last ten pages of the Factory of Sadness thread again. I agree that Schiano deserves this, but you are seriously underselling how douchy Banner and Lombardi were in the end. That poo poo was a disaster. The Factory is awful but Schiano is more than likely going to be going against Incognito for the title, or at least get to the final 4. Even if the factory has been douching it up for a while, Schiano is Douche Incarnate. vv very true Sour Diesel fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Jun 1, 2014 |
# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:55 |
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# ? Jun 15, 2024 23:44 |
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Sour Diesel posted:The Factory is awful but Schiano is more than likely going to be going against Incognito for the title, or at least get to the final 4. Even if the factory has been douching it up for a while, Schiano is Douche Incarnate. I know it's a little far off yet, but Incognito is going to have a tough time getting past Ray "spousal abuse" Rice.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 05:32 |