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the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!
has anybody said shitcoin yet

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

LethalGeek posted:

Bipolarruledout 3 points 3 hours ago

I'm not sure anyone knows entirely for certain. The amount of laws on the books are such that everyone probably commits multiple felonies each day.
how did this get into the thread title without a single emptyquote?

actually how did this not get emptyquoted regardless??

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Sham bam bamina! posted:

how did this get into the thread title without a single emptyquote?

actually how did this not get emptyquoted regardless??
well it's basically true for one thing http://www.amazon.com/Three-Felonies-Day-Target-Innocent/dp/1594035229

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

wesley snypes posted:

has anybody said shitcoin yet

Is it a snype when it's in the name instead of the post?

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

isn't the author of this a loving whacked out libertarian

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

LethalGeek posted:

You can send $57,000 across the globe for a $0.13 fee. No paperwork, no reporting to IRS, no hassle of counting/counterfeits.

i mean you dont have to report anything to the irs

probably wont end well for you but you dont physically have to do anything

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




anthonypants posted:

its pretty well-known that apple takes a 30% cut of all in-app purchases

to be clear, that's from purchases that use apple's in-app purchase system (aka using the credit card apple has on file for you in itunes). if you buy something through the amazon/target/walmart apps they're certainly not giving apple 30% of that money.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Samurai Quack posted:

isn't the author of this a loving whacked out libertarian

quote:

dangerously disconnected from the English common law tradition

possibly...

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
haven't read the apple developer agreement in a long time but it probably has a catchall "we can reject any app for any reason and we don't have to tell you the reason either" clause like most such things do

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
people who shot their phones when you removed a tos violating app are definitely a group that should be catered to, why don't you see this apple?!?

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!

Samurai Quack posted:

Is it a snype when it's in the name instead of the post?

i like to think so.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

LethalGeek posted:

No reporting to the IRS? Enjoy your block chain transactions being analyzed realtime by sophisticated NSA algorithms, combined with confidential data only they are privy to.
lol

I'm pretty sure :nsa: got more interesting things to look at than a pathetic libertarian circlejerk, but these guys are so desperate to feel important and subversive

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


click this to hear the sound of a thousand fedoras tipping
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=626891.0

Brain Aged
Feb 10, 2005

Bridle all this indiscretion, Long enough to edify. And permanently fill this hollow
That's a lot of stupid advice they are giving an obvious cuckold.

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

rotor posted:

ok wait i need some explanation here because I dont follow this thread at all.

#1: Did MLR actually kill themselves and if so

#2: Is the current MLR impersonating this deceased individual?

no mlr was bragging about buying bitcoin on mtgox and then a week later mtgox declared bankruptcy and mlr didnt post for a month

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Gum posted:

just a reminder that mlr bragged about having a ton of money in mtgox after they stopped processing withdrawals, and then when they went bankrupt a few days later he was so embarrassed he stopped posting in the thread for like a month

he in fact turned up about a week after gox stopped processing withdrawals, drowned in a sea of happening. archives/search are down but he was drunk, complaining how he'd lost everything and only had this bottle of whiskey for company.

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


sounds like a great way to go out

depends on the whiskey ofc

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Adix posted:

scholar of cointology

mods

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Malloreon posted:

to be clear, that's from purchases that use apple's in-app purchase system (aka using the credit card apple has on file for you in itunes). if you buy something through the amazon/target/walmart apps they're certainly not giving apple 30% of that money.

to clarify--you can't actually use the amazon app to buy anything on ios because amazon isn't fine with giving apple that 30% cut

iirc, it is if you offer something for purchase through your app it must also allow the user to buy the same thing with the in-app system at the same price

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Nintendo Kid posted:

a legit ios bitcoin app would have to give apple a 30% cut on all purchases within it

would apple be able to get that in real money or only in internet fun bucks?

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

no mlr was bragging about buying bitcoin on mtgox and then a week later mtgox declared bankruptcy and mlr didnt post for a month

actually i beat mlr to death during a successful trade arranged on local bitcoins dot com, the most convenient way to trade bitcoins in real life

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

Dex posted:

actually i beat mlr to death during a successful trade arranged on local bitcoins dot com, the most convenient way to trade bitcoins in real life

well, he'll know not to trade with you again in the future

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

wesley snypes posted:

i like to think so.

in that case, this is a shameful snype

titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001

surebet posted:

click this to hear the sound of a thousand fedoras tipping
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=626891.0

the very first response is actually great advice though and i was shocked?????? his english is kind of janky but you get the point still

quote:

You should definitely be worried. This kinda a character, male/female, who whine about their ex, are to be avoided like plague. I dont know if u have given her your best. But, if u have, and still she is missing the ex, the only option left to you is to dump her and move on. Girls are monogamous in nature and if she really loved u, she would not have cried for her ex. And believe me, u never know how strong u r, unless being strong is the only option left to u...

Moreover, there is nothing called first love on this earth. Love is a feeling that always look for a body to best fit upon. There are people who always like to cherish the past over present. For them, first love or the previous love is always better than the current one. They are inherently dissatisfied and nothing of the present can satisfy them.

p.s. The above opinion is given solely on my personal experience and ideology. Any unwanted hurt is extremely regretted.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

titaniumone posted:

the very first response is actually great advice though and i was shocked?????? his english is kind of janky but you get the point still

Yeh no he's also a shitbird except for the basic concept of "run"

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




api call girl posted:

to clarify--you can't actually use the amazon app to buy anything on ios because amazon isn't fine with giving apple that 30% cut

iirc, it is if you offer something for purchase through your app it must also allow the user to buy the same thing with the in-app system at the same price

you are correct but this only applies to digital goods. the app I worked on most recently was for grocery delivery, and theres no way we'd have kept going if 30% of our revenue was taken off the top.

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

duTrieux. posted:

#2: what are any of us if not the dead impersonating the living?

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

im the living impersonating the dead iykwim

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

im the living impersonating the dead iykwim

explains the smell

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

http://www.sec.gov/News/PressRelease/Detail/PressRelease/1370541972520#.U43pdSggtKV

Washington D.C., June 3, 2014 — The Securities and Exchange Commission today charged the co-owner of two Bitcoin-related websites for publicly offering shares in the two ventures without registering them. An SEC investigation found that Erik T. Voorhees published prospectuses on the Internet and actively solicited investors to buy shares in SatoshiDICE and FeedZeBirds. But he failed to register the offerings with the SEC as required under the federal securities laws. Investors paid for their shares using Bitcoin, a virtual currency that can be used to purchase real-world goods and services and exchanged for fiat currencies on certain online exchanges. The profits ultimately earned by Voorhees through the unregistered offerings totaled more than $15,000.

Voorhees agreed to settle the SEC’s charges by paying full disgorgement of the $15,843.98 in profits plus a $35,000 penalty for a total of more than $50,000.

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

^^^ that's a really light sentence for running a blatantly illegal online casino. he's getting prosecuted in other ways, right?

if a goon kills another goon, do they both get permabanned or does the murder goon get the dead goon's life force? (archives)

TVarmy fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jun 3, 2014

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

TVarmy posted:

if a goon kills another goon, do they both get permabanned or does the murder goon get the dead goon's life force? (archives)

this is how the mod is made

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

TVarmy posted:

^^^ that's a really light sentence for running a blatantly illegal online casino. he's getting prosecuted in other ways, right?

that's the sentence for selling fake shares without the SEC's permission, running an illegal casino is a whole other thing

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

which country did this shitlord flee to after he talked to a real laywer and then poo poo himself? it was somewhere in central america i think?

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Chum Scandal posted:

which country did this shitlord flee to after he talked to a real laywer and then poo poo himself? it was somewhere in central america i think?

think it was panama

which is doubly dumb because they still extradite

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Malloreon posted:

you are correct but this only applies to digital goods. the app I worked on most recently was for grocery delivery, and theres no way we'd have kept going if 30% of our revenue was taken off the top.

what are bitcoins if not digital goods (that are odd)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

text editor posted:

think it was panama

which is doubly dumb because they still extradite

reach down

between my legs

ease the seat back

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

api call girl posted:

what are bitcoins if not digital goods (that are odd)

digital bads

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

prefect posted:

reach down

between my legs

ease the seat back

i don't feel tardy

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VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Dr. Honked posted:

digital bads

the odds are bad

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