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SunAndSpring posted:This. Motherfucker just drops a big ol text bomb of poo poo I don't care about and he doesn't even highlight the funny bits. What a lovely OP. All of it is the funny bits, it would just all be bold. I miss when they would have the PUA threads here where people would unironically post about their peacocking or whatever. The only thing I really remember is that the OP referred to that book "The Game" as "the Led Zeppelin IV of the PUA world"
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COBRARocky posted:threads like this make me miss TWEE AS gently caress Me too. 
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this is dumb youre all dumb just letting you know before hitting the gym and your mom
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butplug accident posted:these threads are safety blankets for stupid hos and other bitchmade niggas to congratulate each other on having the Correct Opinion in a monotonous joke-free environment monotonous and unfunny, you should feel right at home sick neg pick you up at 8.15
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i was kinda surprised the elliot thread never focused how much his face looked like he was suffering an allergic reaction. there were a shocking amount of goons saying, "gosh hes cute basically like a 6 or 7 out of 10 if only he wasnt a weirdo!" but seriously he looks like he just ate shellfish and is about to keel over he looks like a troon, those wierd puffy lips are on all of them
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ah cool, just what I was looking for, a thread where we compile a bunch of terrible posts
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NutritiousSnack posted:Listen, if your six foot five or above, have a twelve inch dick and shredded as hell, and are insanely wealthy like me you could get a woman to do anything. For example three months I convinced a woman to pretend to like Community. you monster
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butplug accident posted:i visualize you as bearded beavis or buttheads who watch tv in order to find something to look down on. only there is you own banality exceeded butplug accident said b-anality. heh heh
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I had to pause this multiple times, because I wasn't sure if there was a 2nd or 3rd youtube video(s) playing in the background. Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:I do have my wife shave my balls and "undercarriage". I thought I was the only on who called "that area" the "undercarriage." and by "called" I mean "thought in my own head" because gently caress mentioning that to anyone IRL cname fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Jun 6, 2014 |
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Jun 6, 2014 16:18
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Fedoras! Fat Nerds being crummy at pickup lines! Skeezy dudes with overly tight shirts and greasy slicked back hair! I never had much interest in closely observing the PUA-sphere but my impression of the type of person it attracts would be the 'jersey shore' type. Apparently the true demographic is fedora-wielding dudes from Reddit? That makes it a hundred times funnier. quote:I thought I was the only on who called "that area" the "undercarriage." and by "called" I mean "thought in my own head" because gently caress mentioning that to anyone IRL I believe 'grundle' is the best term for that in mixed company.
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cname posted:I thought I was the only on who called "that area" the "undercarriage." and by "called" I mean "thought in my own head" because gently caress mentioning that to anyone IRL You and everyone else who watched Austin Powers.
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Jun 6, 2014 16:58
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I'm partial to the phrase "fleshy man-bridge"
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Squalitude posted:I caught some of a BBC show Cuck victim spotted.
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Jun 6, 2014 17:28
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Neg text: Ur face won't launch any ships but I'd let it snog my grundle
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Jun 6, 2014 17:43
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Are there any black PUAs? It just occurred to me that every time I see a picture of a PUA or MRAs it's some pasty white nerd. Huh.
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http://youtu.be/rqTE-ig7NhY World class negging, take notes betas.
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COBRARocky posted:threads like this make me miss TWEE AS gently caress hm
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Indubitable Leg posted:Are there any black PUAs? It just occurred to me that every time I see a picture of a PUA or MRAs it's some pasty white nerd. Huh. They did a demographic study recently. 98% hetero white male 16-21 or something like that. E: might have been MRAs but they're literally the same group so
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Waldorf Sixpence posted:They did a demographic study recently. 98% hetero white male 16-21 or something like that. Ah, so the demographic that will go on to enjoy proportionately the most amount of political, financial, scientific and cultural success. Funny that.
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Here's a pro PUA from today's news: http://www.londonlive.co.uk/news/man-throw-glass-at-women-because-she-ignored-him
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Props for the bitch-shield takedown, but a glass of water to the face does not count as kino. Nice try, AFC.
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Buckwild Dorf posted:ah cool, just what I was looking for, a thread where we compile a bunch of terrible posts
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Melchior posted:Fedoras! Fat Nerds being crummy at pickup lines! Skeezy dudes with overly tight shirts and greasy slicked back hair! Nope, Guidos have self-confidence, which is the supreme ingredient in social interaction even in the bubble of Jersey Shore Clubbing Culture. Look at Mike Sorrentino, he was a dweeb until he shot up steroids and created his The Situation character. Like this dude, but much more successful. PUA's are more focused on figuring out the cheat codes to defeat the 'primitive female lizard brain' like it's a video game rather than a human being. Everything about kino and negs is more for projecting confidence, playfulness and being interesting; PUA dipshits just muddle through it like they have stage fright in a middle school play, then bitch on reddit that it's not working and all women are awful. The book The Game gets into it a bit more, Mystery is more interested in controlling and manipulating women rather than cultivating grownup relationships and has nervous breakdowns when his 'girlfriends' want something more than magic tricks and being told their teeth are weird. Mystery's VH1 show is also an awesome example of how vapid PUA culture is. The show was cancelled 3/4 of the way through because it was revealed that he owned the bar where the contestants were 'sarging', and all of the women the contestants ran game on were local actresses he had hired in order to show that his method was successful. red19fire fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Jun 6, 2014 |
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Indubitable Leg posted:Are there any black PUAs? It just occurred to me that every time I see a picture of a PUA or MRAs it's some pasty white nerd. Huh.
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Waldorf Sixpence posted:They did a demographic study recently. 98% hetero white male 16-21 or something like that. So almost none of them can actually go into bars if they're American. Aren't they always talking about using this poo poo in bars?
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b0red posted:So almost none of them can actually go into bars if they're American. Aren't they always talking about using this poo poo in bars?
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Yeah some of the clubs around here have an 18+ night. They just zone off parts and you can't bring liquor to some of the zones. Fake edit: quote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XLng3j2I0M Indubitable Leg fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jun 6, 2014 |
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red19fire posted:Nope, Guidos have self-confidence, which is the supreme ingredient in social interaction even in the bubble of Jersey Shore Clubbing Culture. Look at Mike Sorrentino, he was a dweeb until he shot up steroids and created his The Situation character. Like this dude, but much more successful. So basically you're saying is PUA is less about skeezy dudes in regular bars and more about guys who think the concept of a video game bar is cool? The latter also bemoans their perpetually single status as not of a fault of their own sloth but instead of an abstract concept including but not limited to 'the bitch shield'.
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Melchior posted:So basically you're saying is PUA is less about skeezy dudes in regular bars and more about guys who think the concept of a video game bar is cool? The latter also bemoans their perpetually single status as not of a fault of their own sloth but instead of an abstract concept including but not limited to 'the bitch shield'. Yes, its treating talking to a girl in a bar like it's the end boss of a game, if they memorize the patterns and use the right button combinations they can win. And when they fail, they say the computer is cheating and throw the controller at the screen, rather than an utter lack of charisma on their part.
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tbp posted:Ah, so the demographic that will go on to enjoy proportionately the most amount of political, financial, scientific and cultural success. Funny that. PUA's are the libertarians of socializing.
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Wicker Man posted:PUA's are the libertarians of socializing. what does that even mean you retard
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puas are the bitcoin fedora neckbeards of socializing
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Libertarians failed at capitalism so they make a crazy response to it. These guys failed at socializing. There you go.
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butplug accident posted:what does that even mean you retard it means they are idiots hth ttj
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Melchior posted:So basically you're saying is PUA is less about skeezy dudes in regular bars and more about guys who think the concept of a video game bar is cool? The latter also bemoans their perpetually single status as not of a fault of their own sloth but instead of an abstract concept including but not limited to 'the bitch shield'. Video game bar you say?? Good thing our boy Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw is opening a new gaming bar just for the people you describe!
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Wicker Man you suck at expressing yourself and have ridiculous, contorted reasoning. Much like the section on the Vickery-Clarke-Groves mechanism in MWG's canonical graduate-level microeconomic theory text.
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Dash O Pepper posted:Video game bar you say?? Good thing our boy Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw is opening a new gaming bar just for the people you describe! that link is pro mainly because - It's absolutely zero surprise to anyone but yahtzee that the mana bar went out of business and, - the place hes opening up instead is the Beta Bar (for betas, you see) this only supports my theories
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The mana bar is a terrible idea and discussed by even the nerdiest of people as a running joke that you would only ever go to ironically. Going out and getting loaded is like the one time a week you can appear to not be a disgusting malnourished nerd incapable of human interaction and you go to a gaming bar jesus christ.
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abigserve posted:The mana bar is a terrible idea and discussed by even the nerdiest of people as a running joke that you would only ever go to ironically.
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